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Channel 5 To Open Big Brother Style Assisted Suicide Clinics

In the battle for ratings Channel 5 have adopted a new approach. At the core of the programs format will be a terminal contestant based multiple choice/public phone vote system.

written by Percival, 01 September 2011
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iSpoof App left at local bar

An unnamed Spoof reported reportedly left the recently reviewed yet not released iSpoof App at a bar.

written by Ellie James, 01 September 2011
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UN 'uns unbelievable undoing

The UN World Population Council held crisis talks this week about the rising world population. This morning they voted unanimously to commit mass suicide. The UN is now seeking new council members.

written by MonkeyInTheBath, 01 September 2011
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Colonel Gaddafi's Excuses Likely To Change When Caught, Say Experts In Adolescent Behaviour

Experts in adolescent behaviour believe Gaddafi's current plea of "I didn't do nuffin' wrong. They're all just pickin' on me." will shortly change to "I was just kiddin'. Can't no one take a joke?"

written by Swan Morrison, 01 September 2011
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Separatist Guerilla's attack Spoof Int. Headquarters!

In an unprecedented attack The SSFF; Separatist Spoofers Freedom Fighters, surrounded Spoof Int. HQ demanding autonomous rule. Editor Mark conceded and was last seen cycling towards Tripoli!

written by Jaggedone, 01 September 2011
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American Military Policy switches to "Don't Look, Don't Listen"

"Don't ask, don't tell" is gone. American officials have announced a new more equitable policy based upon a combination of "Don't Look, Don't Listen" and "Keep it Down Over There"

written by Nash D. Plott, 01 September 2011
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Eiffel Tower Struck by Lightning

During a storm in Paris today, the Eiffel tower was struck by a bolt of lightning. Sales of white flags in the country have gone up 5000%.

written by padddy5, 01 September 2011
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Iran Outlaws Playing with Slinkies

Just days after outlawing playing with water guns, Iranian officials have decided to outlaw slinkies as well. Iranian lawmakes obviously don't know it's the best of the toys.

written by Ellie James, 01 September 2011
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Gaddafi Found

The smiling face of Colonel Gadaffi shines out from the Kentucky Fried Chicken takeaway in Tripoli.

written by j.w., 01 September 2011
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The Beginning of a New School Year…

Just think… Hundreds of children are sent away to the Mime Boarding School… Never to be heard of again!

written by IN SEINE, 01 September 2011
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Remake of 1966 Dalmations film to be made

A new version of the film '101 Dalmations' is due in 2012.
It will star the Members of Parliament in the UK, and will be re-titled '467 Damnations'.

written by Inchcock, 01 September 2011
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Charlie Sheen Eaten by Trolls

Troubled actor Charlie Sheen was eaten by trolls as tried in vain to attract help. Workers at 911, who had received 53 calls from Sheen in the past 30 days, failed to take the call seriously.

written by Nash D. Plott, 01 September 2011
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Eddie Van Halen Has A Hell of A Time Making Up His Mind

The very confused rock band Van Halen plans to go on tour with lead singer David Lee Roth, or Sammy Hagar, or David Lee Roth, or Sammy Hagar.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 01 September 2011
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The Man From Golf Gate Has Just About Come Full Circle

As bad as Tiger Woods golf game is going it may not be too long before he finds himself being a caddy.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 01 September 2011
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These Girls Just Don't Need Ink

In The How Come Department?: Beauty Pageant Contestants, Playboy Playmates, New York City Rockettes, or NFL Cheerleaders do not have tattoos.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 01 September 2011
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Rush Limbaugh Sure Has One Weird Habit

Rush Limbaugh has stated that just because he puts a 12-inch cigar in his mouth does not necessarily mean that he would also put a you-know-what in his mouth as well.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 01 September 2011
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Half of Canadian Navy Destroyed, Other Boat OK

The Canadian navy suffered a devastating loss when one of its two destroyers sank in the Persian Gulf. A spokesman attributed the accident to somebody leaving the toilet seat up during a storm.

written by Nash D. Plott, 01 September 2011
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