Cameron wins on EU referendum vote - despite 81 Tories defying him!
Cameron commented; "What I would say from last night is there's no bad blood, there's no rancour, no bitterness towards the 81 depraved, treacherous, scum Tory MPs who voted for a referendum!"
Honeybees hijack truck in Utah!
20 million escaped honeybees have hijacked the truck they were being transported in. It was last seen flying over a local forest surrounded by a massive black, swarming cloud! And then it disappeared!
It Looks Like Rick Santorum Put His Foot In His Mouth Again
Newt Gingrich said that after Rick Santorum made his anti-cheeseburger comments that he can pretty much forget about getting the cheese eaters vote in Wisconsin.
Michele Bachmann - The Blushing Wife
Michele Bachmann was asked if her husband wears boxers or briefs. She blushed and said "Ah, well, ya know, I'm not really sure because whenever we do the 'Nasty' it's always with the lights off."
Herman Cain Seems To Have Forgotten One Very Important Thing
Reverend Al Sharpton recently said that Herman Cain seems to have forgotten that he's a black man as evidenced by the fact that he agreed to be the guest speaker at a KKK rally in Mississippi.
Ron Paul - The Man Who Has His Bathroom Habits All Backwards
Ron Paul was asked what his worst habit is. He thought for a while, woke up from a quick nap, and replied that his worst habit is that he leaves the toilet seat down.
Spoof writers taking industrial action.
Writers for The Spoof web site have downed tools and gone on strike for a log of claims including no articles on Sunday, obscene language optional and banning of semi colons in Snippets; (sorry).