Corn Flakes Have New Free Gift
Cereal fans are in for a treat this month - each new box of Kellogg's Cornflakes will contain a fully working 17000 ton submarine.
written by Darwin
, 16 October 2011
New Self-Help Group Problems
A new self-help group called Liars Anonymous has had problems in their advertising, because each advertisement carries a different venue. Nobody knows which is the correct one.
Pensioner reveals why MI5 paid him a visit!
At the Cardiac rehab centre, I said; "I thought that nurses and soldiers should earn more than MPs and the Prime Minister should take a pay cut"
After 2 hours grilling they let me off with a warning!
California declares Sunday 'Steve Jobs Day,' and 'Mel Gibson Day' coming soon
Gov. Jerry Brown declared Sunday "Steve Jobs Day." Under pressure from Robert Downey Jr., an iron man of morality, Brown will pick a day soon to honor Mel Gibson called "Forgive an Anti-Semite Day."
written by Lyndon
, 16 October 2011
Where Oh Where Did Tim Pawlenty's Voters Go?
Newt Gingrich said once Tim Pawlenty dropped out of the GOP race he took the 'dumbass vote' with him. Michele Bachmann remarked, "You're wrong there Fig Newton. I got the 'dumbass vote' now bitch!"
Sarah Palin Sure Knows How To Scare The Wildlife
Eskimos say it's amazing how animals have a sixth sense. They say ever since Sarah Palin said she wouldn't be running, the moose, caribou, elk, and reindeer population has become nervous as hell.
Governor Chris Christie Cannot Stop Thinking About You-Know-What
Governor Chris Christie was asked what his favorite campaign slogan is. He answered right away, "Food!"
Michele Bachmann Has It Down To A Science (Sort of)
Michele Bachmann was asked what two things she hates more than anything else in the entire world. She said that number one is Barack Obama, number two is her period, and number three is Barack Obama.
Elvis Helps Occupy Wallstreet Movement from the Grave
Elvis Presley's ghost has joined a march for OWS in his beloved Memphis. The King made his appearance official by putting on an impromptu concert. He even bought donuts for the entire crowd.