Royal Navy Cut-backs not too severe - New recruit training on-going!
Admiral Ponconby Forsythe explained;
"We have a new recruit training course started in Nottingham, Tuesday nights 1930 to 2000hrs, at the Highfield's Boating lake.
The Freedom of the Russian Press
Pravda have today announced that it welcomed letters to the editor.
All correspondents were required to include their full name, address and next of kin.
David Cameron Has Published a New Book
The British Prime Minister, David Cameron, has today published a new book to help people understand his many U-turns. It is called a Contradictionary.
Death Penalty Horror
Money saving measures being considered by the Government have been dropped as plans to electrocute long term prisoners would be higher than keeping them in prison.
written by j.w.
, 15 October 2011
Herman Cain Announces His Choice For Secretary of Defense
Herman Cain was recently asked if he was president who would he name to be his Secretary of Defense. Cain did not miss a beat and replied, "Oh dat be an easy one - Queen Latifah fo sho."
Sarah Palin Says She Wants To Be An Adviser
Sarah Palin says since she's not busy doing anything she would like to be one of Mitt Romney's advisers. Overnight Romney's popularity dropped seven points.
Snooki Polizzi Ain't No Slave To The World of Hip Hop or Rap
Snooki Polizzi was asked what she thought about the Occupy Wall Street protesters. She asked right away, "Well, ah, what kind of music does dat band play?"
Mitt Romney Is Positive About His Secretary of Defense Choice
Mitt Romney was asked who he would name Secretary of Defense if he was in the White House. Romney grinned and replied, "Jack Nicholson, who else?"
Rick Santorum Keeps Insisting That He Is Not At All Gay
Rick Santorum has stated that he is tired of people thinking that he is gay. He remarked that he personally knows lots of males who wear lavender colored Spider Man boxer shorts.
Herman "Pepper Spray" Cain Knows About Pizzas
Herman Cain was asked what he thought about the police pepper spraying the Occupy Wall Street protesters. He thought for a few moments and replied, "Well I guess it be a whole lot cheepa dan parmesaning them."