Defence secretary Philip Hammond new Defence minister!
He awarded a £1.4bn contract for new trains to German company Siemens, crippling British-based Bombardier, which had to announce 1,400 job cuts in Derby.
So he has the required skills for the job!
Conservative council shedding 1,500 jobs has caused uproar by hiring an £800-a-day cuts consultant"
Lesley Ottery has been taken on. at a cost of £800 a day, for six months to reduce Somerset County Council's £350million debt mountain.
I wonder who she's been knocking off?
Liam Fox, Defence Secretary resigns!
Liam Fox resigned as Secretary of State for Defence, after the row about his friend Adam Werritty.
Why did he not resign as MP, why did he not get prosecuted?
Ah, yes, people in glass-houses!
UK based Energy Firms' Profit Margins Up 700%
Ofgem has calculated that annual profit margins per customer have risen to £145, from just £15 last June.
Oh I am pleased for them!
Seattle Superhero is not Superman, Batman or Spiderman!
The Seattle Superhero is not Superman or any other of the real Superheroes, he's just plain old Benjamin Fodor, but he does "fly over the cuckoos nest" now and then!
The National Union of Unaffiliated Anarchists has cancelled its annual conference due to a split along party lines: many don't believe in any organised anarchy! Instead they will burn down Whitehall.
Neo Nazis running taxi network
It has been reported that neo-Nazi hoodlums have taken over the London taxi cab business. Drivers shouting "oi, oi, oi" are heard regularly on the London high street and refuse Jewish fares or Slavs.
Peter Crouch gives up hope of an England recall!
Crouch said; "This in despite Wayne Rooney's Euro 2012 ban.
I've tried every thing to get back in the squad, playing well, scoring goals, swearing at cameras, getting sent off, and sulking!
Wayne Rooney gets a three match EUFA ban!
The FA were indicated they would mount a "robust" appeal if Rooney was hit with anything more than a one-match ban.
What's he got to do to warrant a 3 match ban? - Kill someone?
Newt Gingrich Is Not Welcome In The Hood
Newt Gingrich's Whiter Than White Bus Tour accidentally pulled into Harlem. The bus driver drove away immediately and later noticed that three of the bus tires were missing along with the tailpipe.
Michele Bachmann Reveals Her Choice For Secretary of Defense
Michele Bachmann was asked who she would consider naming as her Secretary of Defense. She smiled and replied, "Oh that's an easy one, 'Are you ready for Hank Williams Jr?'"
So Basically Ron Paul Is Really Not A Very Caring Person
Ron Paul lost his temper at the last debate and went off on Obamacare and Romneycare. He said no one cares about Paulcare. When someone asked what Paulcare was, Paul replied, "Oh, I don't care."
Herman Cain Knows How To Use Pizzas
Herman Cain is a pretty sharp cookie. The former CEO of Godfather's Pizza sent the Occupy Wall Street protesters 120 pizzas in hopes of locking up the Occupy Wall Street protester vote.
Russell to play 'thing' in remake of "The Thing"
Whereas it's typical for old actors to make cameo appearances in the modern remakes of the epic films in which they'd starred, Kurt Russell will actually take on the role of the Thing in this remake.
written by Lyndon
, 14 October 2011
Cut-Backs: Library closure prevented by Angry Crowd
Angry crowds prevented workmen from bolting the doors to a library in London last night.
Protest leader Alf Lowe said: "It's are education, taint right innit, we gonna do sumfin abart it!"
Wayne Rooney to make Liverpool pay for misery
The Man Utd star and proud Scouser always an Everton fan who loved to hate the red half of Merseyside. He wants to make them pay for sending him up.
Since which he's got himself many sending off's!
Horrific unemployment figures - Cameron says "We have to do more to get the economy going!"
David Cameron admitted "horrific" unemployment at a 17-year high.
He is advertising a job for a car cleaner, to wash his three Government cars, and his families 6 cars. Minimum wage of course.
Coalition's NHS (destruction) Bill get's to 2nd reading in the House of Lords!
The Government's reform programme for the NHS cleared a crucial hurdle today as it received a second reading in the House of Lords.
It makes you want to puke doesn't it?
Rick Perry Says He's Fed Up With Ron Paul's Wishy Washy Ways
Rick Perry stated that as governor of the state of Texas he is having papers drawn up and plans on deporting Ron Paul to Arizona before Halloween.
The Truth Behind Gov. Chris Christi's Mitt Romney Endorsement
The truth has just come out. The reason why Governor Chris Christi endorsed Mitt Romney is because Romney gave him a $500 gift certificate to McDonald's.
Herman Cain The Former CEO of Godfather's Pizza Is Sneaky
Herman Cain has finally admitted that he really does not want to run for president and that he is just waiting to hear back about that CEO job offer from Pizza Hut.
Sarah Palin Will Soon Be Writing Yet Another Book (Oh Boy!)
Sarah Palin is planning on writing a book on her recent political experience. The tentative title is How My Lack of Geographical Knowledge Sunk My Friggin Salmon Boat All To Hell.
Happy Birthday To Bo
Bo, the Obama's White House dog just turned three-years-old, or 87 in Ron Paul years.
Rick Santorum Has Finally Cleared It Up
Rick Santorum was asked why he dislikes gays so much. He responded by saying, "Because they talk funny, they walk funny, and they wear too much lavender colored clothes."