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The Slightly Irreverent Comedy of Ron Carey

Who remembers Ron Carey from old Barney Millers TV series?As he makes Catholic Comedy as funny as Rodney Dangerfield made respect for being Italian?Then there is allways those Kramers at Greek Apollos

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 10 October 2011
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You have nicer boobs than my girlfriend ?

Since one of the side effects of my meds,is breast enlargement(gynecomastia)in men?I thought Lita Ford would remember me when I was in Riverside county jail in Banning 1996 with her best friends son ?

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 10 October 2011
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Man's penis drops off!

After having non-safe sex with an unknown partner a UK man's penis dropped of after being infected with gonorrhoea which has no cure. The world's eunuch population is rapidly increasing!

written by Jaggedone, 10 October 2011
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Scottish man arrested for photographing his daughter licking an ice-cream!

A Big Brother surveillance camera in a Scottish shopping centre caught a man taking a photo of his daughter sucking an ice-cream and he was arrested; The centre has been renamed Orwellian Wonderworld!

written by Jaggedone, 10 October 2011
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One in 12 Brit's are out of work - the highest figure for 17 years!

We asked William Hague to comment on this after he'd ate his lobster at the Savoy hotel, and retired to the bedroom with friends Julian and Wilberforce.

He replied; "Not now pet, I'm busy!"

written by Inchcock, 10 October 2011
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UEFA will decide the length of Rooney's ban

There was a supportive voice from German referee Wolfgang Stark, who was impressed with the way Rooney accepted his punishment and left the pitch without fuss.

Well WR has had a lot of practice!

written by Inchcock, 10 October 2011
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Two women have scoop £100,000 each in the first Health Lottery draw!

The numbers 4, 7, 35, 36, and 46, were bought in Bangor, North Wales, and Carnforth, Lancs.

Tickets are available at Tesco, Asda, Sainsbury's, Morrisons, & either of the Lib-Dem supporters clubs.

written by Inchcock, 10 October 2011
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Leaning Tower of... Westminster

The Westminster clock tower is now leaning over so much the tilt can be seen by tourists at street level.

We believe it is as bent as the politicians beneath, but nothing else is that bent surely?

written by Inchcock, 10 October 2011
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Montenegro 2 England 2 - Wayne Rooney says sorry for getting himself sent off!

A similar apology to when he swore into the camera, the sent-off vs Spain, sent-off vs Villarreal, sent-off vs Portugal, off vs Fulham, off vs Platinum Stars... and on and on being sent off!

written by Inchcock, 10 October 2011
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David Cameron may clamp down on foreign workers, and sham marriages!

Firms to declare foreign workers: We're considering the move in an effort to drastically reduce ­immigration & sham marriages into the UK.
Willie Hague was a bit uncertain of the sham marriages idea!

written by Inchcock, 10 October 2011
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Britain's Jobless Total to soar to a new high!

The Right Honourable Iain Duncan Smith MP - Secretary of State for Work and Pensions replied when asked about this: "Is it indeed?"

written by Inchcock, 10 October 2011
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UK has highest unemployment in 17 years!

Mr I Ambroke, in the JCP queue told us what he thought:

"The way things are going the only people who will have jobs are those in the unemployment office."

written by Inchcock, 10 October 2011
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Poll results for Political Parties Electorate Backing

Con's: 29% For - 24% Against - Undecided 47%

Lab: 22% For - 29% Against - Undecided 49%

Lib-Dem's: Neither voter could decide.

written by Inchcock, 10 October 2011
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Joan Rivers Speaks About The TSA Pat Down Rumor

Joan Rivers says the rumor that she asked a TSA pat down agent for seconds is absolutely false. She said that she merely suggested the second pat down and added that there is a big difference.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 October 2011
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The Women of Wisconsin Have Been Warned

Physicians in Wisconsin are warning women about the hazards of the new Do-It-Yourself Liposuction Trend after a 317 pound woman in Sheboygan accidentally lipo sucked out one of her ovaries.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 October 2011
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LeBron James Has Had An NBA Change of Heart

LeBron James says that he is tired of being constantly criticized for joining the Miami Heat and he has asked to please be traded back to his old team the Cleveland Cavaliers.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 October 2011
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The Next Hurricane Will Definitely Fix The Problem

Residents of Wrightsville Beach, North Carolina have been told not to become alarmed about the newly discovered active volcano just west of town since the next hurricane will completely destroy it.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 October 2011
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Paris Hilton Is Not Ashamed of Her Blonde Roots

The public relations director at NASA revealed that he recently received a letter from Paris Hilton wanting to know why they have never sent a space ship to the sun.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 October 2011
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To Tan Or Not To Tan

California has just banned the use of tanning beds for anyone under the age of 18. Reports are that there are a lot of very unhappy six and seven-year-olds in Beverly Hills.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 October 2011
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Poor Old Hank Jr., And His Wayward Mouth

The word on the street in Nashville is that Hank Williams, Jr., has just had his Smart Phone confiscated.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 October 2011
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Holland Prefers To Be Safe Than Sorry

The government of Holland has decided to ban the practice of test tube babies after the recent Windex scare.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 October 2011
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Screwed

President Clinton had sex in the Oval Office. President Obama has screwed the American people from the Oval Office with his class warfare, clueless economic and wealth redistribution policies!




written by Philbert of Macadamia, 10 October 2011
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