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August babies are less likely to go on to top universities, says top FSI study!

FSI researchers say August babies under-perform compared with older children in their school year and throughout their working lives!

Well, now I know why I'm as thick as a plank!

written by Inchcock, 04 November 2011
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£180,000 Think-tank on Spending Cuts declares its findings!

Cuts to education, benefits and pensions likely to lead to deeper inequalities in the future, says leading social policy think-tank.

And they needed an £180,000 think-tank to work that one out?

written by Inchcock, 04 November 2011
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Egg that hit Prime Minister sold for £600 then confiscated by MI6

An egg which flew and whacked PM David Cameron in the face was collected up off the pavement and sold on ebay for £600. Once sold, MI6 swooped in on the scrambled evidence wasting time and money.

written by Stephen Prime, 04 November 2011
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Jealous UK woman throws bucket of cold water at a "hot pussy"!

A jealous UK woman who was convinced her hubby was offering his choco bar (West Indian origin) to some white pussy, threw a bucket of freezing cold water at it; pussies hate cold water!

written by Jaggedone, 04 November 2011
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Herman "The Spin Master" Cain Is Now Blaming Lots of Other Folks

Herman Cain is trying to turn the table around and is now playing the "Blame Game." So far he has blamed the Democrats, Rick Perry, Sarah Palin, Amanda Knox, Brett Favre, Shakira, and Sasha Obama.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 November 2011
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"Old Mittens" Romney Remarks On Herman Cain's Woes

Mitt Romney was asked to comment on Herman Cain's "PizzaGate" scandal. "Old Mittens" replied that the brutha made his bed and now he is going to have to lie about it.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 November 2011
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Happy Birthday To The Famous Lady Born In France

The Statue of Liberty is 125-years-old, or 187 in Hugh Hefner years.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 November 2011
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Jon Huntsman Had Better Read Up A Bit On History

Jon Huntsman was asked how many presidents appear on Mount Rushmore. He thought for a few moments and then replied, "Wait a minute, that's a trick question. Mount Rushmore is in Russia."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 November 2011
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Ron Paul Is Just Trying To Help Rick "Dull Boy" Santorum

Ron Paul says Rick Santorum needs to drop out of the GOP political race, save up his money, and invest it in getting a personality makeover because as it stands, he's as dull as a clay butter knife.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 November 2011
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Michele Bachmann Can Read Things Into The Past

Michele Bachmann said that Herman Cain remarked that people are out to destroy him with lies from the past. Old "Hair Spray" said that from where she's standing "Mr. Herman" has already done that."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 November 2011
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