BNP send female racists down to the London Underground!d
The BNP's latest propaganda machine is running as smooth as the London Underground because that's where they're doing it!
Report declares mass killer Anders Behring Breivik insane
No shit; because sane people do this all the time!
Bashar al-Assad Continues To Claim That Arab League Sanctions Against Syria Are Part Of A Western Conspiracy
'The Arab League are also agents of Mossad and driven by commands from extra-terrestrials,' he added, to give further credibility to his perspective.
George Osborne warns unions of further pay restraints
Now that is a real professional nepotist Minister's response to a National strike!
Nick Clegg - affects of Marijuana
He admitted trying marijuana years ago, he didn't like it, saying it distorted his perceptions, impaired his thinking, and made him a bit queer.
We wonder when all these side-effects will wear off?
Maksim Chmerkovskiy May Have Finally Met His Match
The infamous Black Friday Walmart Pepper Sprayer has agreed to appear as a contestant on next season's Dancing With The Stars.
There Were Definitely Strings Attached
A woman in Cleveland who said that her boyfriend has been collecting string for the past 10 years has ended their relationship saying he was just stringing her along.
It Took Him Three Tries But "Old Mittens" Romney Finally Got It Right
Mitt Romney said in Miami if elected he'll build a wall around Florida to keep the Cubans out. He was booed. He said he meant the Puerto Ricans. He was booed. He finally said he meant the Iranians.
A Banana By Any Other Name
The Chiquita Banana Corporation is considering changing its corporate name to The Yellow Fruit Corporation which it says is a much more "appealing" name.
The Adventures of Barney "Sis Boom Bah" Frank
Rep. Barney Frank has stated that he plans to resign from Congress to accept a football coaching position at Penn State University.
And Yet Another Specialty Day
We've got Black Friday and Cyber Monday. Coming up next iWednesday.
The Library of Congress Was Not Amused
A Milwaukee man who wanted to patent his invention of a bullet-proof vest for chickens has been arrested for wasting the Library of Congress's time.
The Penn State Mess Is Affecting A Lot of Folks
The alleged Penn State coach molestation charges are even starting to affect the nearby fast food industry. A McDonald's across from the college has discontinued serving "Kids Meals."