Blackpool's piers are sinking
The famous piers in Blackpool are sinking into the mud on which they stand. "They've been there two hundred years," said an engineer. "The mud and sand is succumbing to pier pressure."
written by IainB
, 24 November 2011
"Don't let the snot go down on me!"
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Silicone saves babe with world's largest boobs!
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"Cassocks to you fella'!"
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Bad Headline Number 94
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An unemployed man? In Nottingham? Never?