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Blackpool's piers are sinking

The famous piers in Blackpool are sinking into the mud on which they stand. "They've been there two hundred years," said an engineer. "The mud and sand is succumbing to pier pressure."

written by IainB, 24 November 2011
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"Don't let the snot go down on me!"

George Michael in Hospital with Pneumonia...serves the bastard right for going out!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 24 November 2011
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Silicone saves babe with world's largest boobs!

Sheyla H. The babe with gigantic boobs claimed they saved her life once. Top heavy Sheyla fell over and her boobs got in the way of a stiff pointed object which could have got stuck in her throat!

written by Jaggedone, 24 November 2011
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"Cassocks to you fella'!"

New plan to tackle child sex grooming....all Catholic Priests to be tagged!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 24 November 2011
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Pensions Strike

Pensions strike could cost economy £500 million.....Cameron's moronic Government policies will cost you and your family their soul!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 24 November 2011
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Bad Headline Number 94

DEATH CAUSES LONELINESS, FEELING OF ISOLATION

written by IN SEINE, 24 November 2011
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Angela Merkel Confirms To John Cleese That It Is Now OK To Mention The War

'Just don't mention the eurozone debt crisis,' Dr Merkel grumpily added. 'Germany is going to lose again, and, this time, we didn't start it!'

written by Swan Morrison, 24 November 2011
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The Sad Case of The K-9 Pooch

A veteran police dog in Boston was let go after it was learned that he had been taking Kibbles 'n Bits bribes.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 24 November 2011
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That Was One Mad As Hell Great Dane!

An extremely angry Great Dane ate a KIA Spectra after being neutered.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 24 November 2011
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The Broom Was Making Sounds

PETA has filed charges against a 97-year-old man after he mistook a porcupine for a broom and swept his entire house with the traumatized varmint.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 24 November 2011
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Rick Santorum Needs To Brush Up On His "Cyphering"

Rick Santorum referred to Africa as being a country. Ron Paul corrected him by saying Africa is a continent. Santorum replied "Okay Ronnie, that's really six dozen of one, half a dozen of the other."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 24 November 2011
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Police found car chase driver in wheelie bin

An unemployed dangerous driver, after a police chase, abandoned his car he'd crashed, then climbed into the bin, where police found and arrested him.

An unemployed man? In Nottingham? Never?

written by Inchcock, 24 November 2011
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