Order by:
Rating:

The reason women say 'What?'

Apparently it's not because they haven't heard you... It means that they're giving you a chance to correct yourself

written by ExiledRoyal, 20 November 2011
Rating:

Chelsea make official complaint against Luis Suarez

Chelsea have made an official complaint to the FA accusing Luis Suarez of abusing Fernando Torres by calling him a 'striker'

written by ExiledRoyal, 20 November 2011
Rating:

Duke of Edinburgh pronounces on windfarms

The Duke of Edinburgh has announced that "Wind farms are useless" in a speech about renewable energy. Well, he is an expert on wind...

written by IainB, 20 November 2011
Rating:

Graffiti Artists For Jesus Make Announcement

Let us spray.

written by Skoob1999, 20 November 2011
Rating:

Vegetarians For Jesus Make Announcement

Lettuce pray.

written by Skoob1999, 20 November 2011
Rating:

Vice President Joe Biden Offers His "GOP" Opinion

Vice President Joe Biden was asked who he thinks has a better chance of going up against President Barack Obama in 2012. He smiled and said that he would definitely have to say Mrs. Herman Cain.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 20 November 2011
Rating:

The White House Shots Heard 'Round The World

When the Secret Service learned that someone had fired some gunshots that hit the White House they immediately called up Dick "Shotgun" Cheney and asked him if he knew anything about it.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 20 November 2011
Rating:

President Obama Brings Back Gifts From Australia

President Obama visited Australia. He picked up a kangaroo for Malia, a koala bear for Sasha, and some more lame denials for Herman Cain.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 20 November 2011
Rating:

Donald Trump's Heart Was In The Right Place

As a goodwill gesture Donald Trump had planned to provide a Thanksgiving dinner for the Occupy Wall Street protesters but changed him mind when some of them said that they'd rather have the money.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 20 November 2011
Rating:

Old MacDonald had a farm, still has cheap labor

In light of video that shows unsanitary conditions and animal cruelty, MacDonalds drops major egg supplier, but will still torture immigrants and teens in greasy kitchens for hours at a time.

written by The San Francisco Onion, 20 November 2011
Rating:

Call Empire State Locksmith

TV legend Regis Philbin has already misplaced the Key to the City given to him by NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg.

written by The San Francisco Onion, 20 November 2011
Rating:

Trojans Upset Ducks

Several discarded rubbers float by a flock of web-footed birds with bills who mistake them for food, quacking furiously.

written by The San Francisco Onion, 20 November 2011
Rating:

A Capitol Hill of Beans

Deficit panel given task of finding at least $1.2 trillion in savings starts by not burning any midnight oil - at least not until after Thanksgiving - saving America nearly $100.

written by The San Francisco Onion, 20 November 2011
Rating:

UC Davis, U Shoot Davis

Police officer who sprayed seated protesters with pepper spray at point blank range apologizes for incident. "Sorry, Chief. I meant to pull my taser!"

written by The San Francisco Onion, 20 November 2011
Rating:

Celebrity Chefs Confused with Pizzas new Status

Celebrity Chefs are baffled as to why Congress proclaims pizza is a vegetable when it clearly should be classified as cardboard.

written by Ellie James, 20 November 2011
Rating:

Pizza is Now a Vegetable

After Congress votes that pizza is now a vegetable for school lunches, pizza is upset because kids tend not to like vegetables.

written by Ellie James, 20 November 2011
Rating:

Fruit Lobby Prepares to Protest Ruling

The fruit lobby is upset that pizza is considered a vegetable in US schools. "It should be a fruit. Tomatoes are actually fruit."

written by Ellie James, 20 November 2011
Rating:

David Cameron's Vow on taking Office!

Cameron vowed to make real changes when he took Office.

34 MPs caught fiddling, 2.82m unemployed, VAT increased, food prices spiralling, NHS cutbacks... yes I'd say he's some real changes!

written by Inchcock, 20 November 2011
Rating:

"You're Crap And You Ain't Funny!" Shouts Heckler.

"Yeah, but I'm not banging my sister!" replies stand up comic.

written by Skoob1999, 20 November 2011
Rating:

"I Hate You, I Hate Everything You Stand For! You're A Loser!" Heckler Calls Out

"Ask your momma and your half sister if they agree...I doubt it," replies stand-up comic.

written by Skoob1999, 20 November 2011
Rating:

"Tell It Like It Is - You're A Gaylord!" Shouts Heckler

"Nah. Sorry mate. Looks like the gaylord fairy bypassed me and landed in your closet. Not that there's anything wrong with being gay...ask your Dad." Stand-up comic replies.

written by Skoob1999, 20 November 2011
Rating:

"Stick It Up Your Arse!" Heckler Calls

"Familiar territory then..." replies stand-up comic.

written by Skoob1999, 20 November 2011
Rating:

"You're A Pervert!" Heckler Yells.

"Please - keep a civil tongue in my arse when you say that," replies stand-up comic.

written by Skoob1999, 20 November 2011
Rating:

"You're Crap!" Shouts Heckler.

"No. I'm carp. I'm a fish. Dyslexic bastard," replies stand-up comic.

written by Skoob1999, 20 November 2011
Rating:

"My Nan Was Funnier Than You!" Shouts Heckler.

"Dig the bitch up, put her up here, and we'll let the audience decide," replies stand-up comic.

written by Skoob1999, 20 November 2011
Rating:

"You're A Wanker!" Shouts Heckler...

"Beats bonking your missus..." says stand-up comic.

written by Skoob1999, 20 November 2011
Rating:

Are You Taking The Piss?

Nope. Just Borrowing it.

written by Skoob1999, 20 November 2011
Rating:

It's Simple...

Even you get this - so it must be.

written by Skoob1999, 20 November 2011
Rating:

If You Insist On Calling Chinese People 'Chinks'...

Don't look so fucking surprised when you find something unpleasant in your takeaway.

written by Skoob1999, 20 November 2011
Rating:

Ian Huntley Survives Yet Another Prison Assault

Many members of the public secretly hope that there are many more, before somebody finally nails the bastard.

written by Skoob1999, 20 November 2011
Rating:

Hold That Snippet!

I was going to read that one, but it was too long and it's gone now...

written by Skoob1999, 20 November 2011
Rating:

Snippet Writing Is An Art Form...

Which most site users are unable to master.

written by Skoob1999, 20 November 2011
Rating:

If A Snippet Takes Longer Than Five Seconds To Read...

It's crap.

written by Skoob1999, 20 November 2011
Rating:

Snippets Should Be Short, Snappy, And Funny...

Fuck knows what happened to this one.

written by Skoob1999, 20 November 2011
« Oct 2011 November 2011 Dec 2011 »
Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun
 
1st
17
2nd
20
3rd
9
4th
10
5th
11
6th
5
7th
23
8th
16
9th
12
10th
39
11th
28
12th
20
13th
22
14th
19
15th
28
16th
14
17th
22
18th
20
19th
21
20th
34
21st
31
22nd
23
23rd
32
24th
12
25th
11
26th
18
27th
14
28th
28
29th
23
30th
13
 

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 3 multiplied by 4?

3 12 15 16


69 readers are online right now!

Go to top