Sepp Blatter Remains Bemused By Allegations That He Doesn't Get It, At All
'I apologise for whatever I have said that is currently politically incorrect,' he told reporters. 'If only those women and ethnic minorities didn't complain so much!'
'I kissed a boy and I liked it': Benetton does it again
Benetton has yet again made us laugh, this time releasing photos of world leaders kissing. But Pope Ben XVI ain't down with it. "A kiss is something two men should share behind closed doors," he said.
written by Lyndon
, 18 November 2011
Man United sign 5 year-old super dog!
Man Utd have made an historical signing, a 5 year-old super dog who performs magic with a ball. Utd really wanted to sign a 5 year-old boy, but thought this is madness, a super dog is more realistic!
Obama gives green light to nuclear war
President Obama of the United States has said that any one who wants to nuke China, can do so without impediment from him. Mr Norman Makepeace of Milton Keynes,England wants to bomb Beijing NOW!!
Jon Huntsman Knows How To Pick 'Em
Jon Huntsman has stated that if he is elected president of the United States he will pick Regis Philbin to be his secretary of state since old Reege knows everybody!
Herman Cain Says He Ain't Getting Tricked Again
Herman Cain was asked why he refused to let New Hampshire's largest newspaper videotape his interview. He replied, "Because I don't wanna look stupid if I'm asked a damn question I can't answer."
Zuccotti Park May Be Put On The Selling Block
Mayor Bloomberg says that he is tired of having to deal with Zuccotti Park and is seriously thinking about selling it to the Ku Klux Klan and let them worry about it.
The Reason Libya Is Mad As Hell At Herman Cain
Libya stated they do not appreciate Herman Cain making fun of them by acting like he knows absolutely nothing about their country. They are thinking of filing a governmental harassment law suit.
Ed Balls says; Cameron needs to listen, take responsibility & change course!
What a crying shame none of them told Gordon Brown that years ago?
UK Youth Unemployment nears 1 million!
"That'll teach the buggers for rioting!" Quoted Kenneth Clarke when he thought no one was listening.
Vladimir Putin hailed a two-day old Russian boy as the world's seven billionth person!
Almost impossible to verify.
But the child's great great great granddad was believed to be the 3 millionth ethic Russian slaughtered my Stalin in one of his extermination campaigns in 1932!
Some Food for Thought
A car mechanic who performed brain surgery has been acquitted. He used the Obama defense, whereby an amateur was sent to the White House with no experience in economics, the military & foreign policy!
Sounds Very Familiar
Rabid environmentalists want Americans to stop eating bread, as more energy is used to produce it than the human body gets eating it. Same stupidity as applied to using tar sands and making new cars!
What a Nerf
A Toronto Canada school is not allowing children to play with most balls during recess. The children are staging a protest about the school administration's lack of balls!
Maryland's Democratic liberal governor is travelling to India to bring back business/jobs to the state. An entourage of 100 people is going. How much will each job cost the state's taxpayers?
How can you take an Occupy Wall Street protester seriously when they are shaking a tambourine, blowing a whistle, speaking economic nonsense or defecating in a public park!
Keeps Them Off the Streets
President Obama allows 12 Occupy Washington protesters to sleep overnight in the WH Lincoln Bedroom. The next morning Michelle had one hell of a time getting the Secret Service to clean up the mess!
Bye-Bye to the Choo-Choo
Congress is to eliminate President Obama's very expensive high-speed train program, except for specific areas, e.g. the east coast corridor. The Podunk to Nowhereville line is definitely sidetracked!
How Not to Win Elections
Politically stupid Republicans will hand Democrats safe US Senate seats in 2012, just like they did in 2010 in Delaware and Nevada, by using conservative litmus tests to select candidates!
Misery Loves Company
Millionaires ask Congress to raise their taxes and let the Bush tax cuts expire. Why don't these millionaires just double what they now pay to the IRS and leave the rest of us taxpayers alone?