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Man. U. players are demanding new 'balls'.

Any of you male writers on a 'donor' list? You don't have to donate 'both'..one will do. They don't mind a mismatched pair. They just can't find theirs!

written by Lady Godiva, 09 March 2011
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The moon is getting nearer, run for the hills!

19th March: Our moon is passing the earth at nearly collision distance, tsunami's, earthquakes, typhoons, etc, are expected and Zombies are waking up too, ask Gadaffi!

written by Jaggedone, 09 March 2011
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Post Office Shock Stamps

The Post Office is issuing new stamps which may cause a row. The 6op stamp is Prince Philip with a beard and there are first class stamps of David Cameron, disguised as Voldermort, and Guy Fawkes.

written by j.w., 09 March 2011
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I'm a winner, claims sacked Charlie Sheen, as he brandishes a machete and drinks "Tiger blood".

CBS retaliate by creating a new show round Tiger Woods - it will feature beautiful women, fast cars and lots of money, but positively no charlie.

written by Thibarine, 09 March 2011
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Gaddafi's son Helps Britain's Housing Problem

In a gesture to win the support of the British people for the Libyan despot Mummar Gaddafi, his son Seif Gaddafi has rented out his £10 million property in Hampstead Gasrden City free of charge.

written by j.w., 09 March 2011
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Egypt introduce human shark bait to attract foreign tourists!

Due to the unrest in Egypt and scared tourists, the Egyptian Tourist Board has decided to make shark observing in the Red Sea more attractive by throwing live human bait to them, it's a killer!

written by Jaggedone, 09 March 2011
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CBS Announces It Will Cut Short "Two And A Half Men"

It will be "Two Half-Men", featuring Angus T. Jones in lead role together with another child-turned-adolescent actor.

written by Hawking's Chair, 09 March 2011
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Leopard loose in Leeds

He's hard to spot!

written by Mark Devore, 09 March 2011
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Gaddafi Pooh-poohs "No Fly Zone" Idea

"What's the point? I don't wear trousers anymore. For me it's been a "No Fly Zone" down there for many years now."

written by Hawking's Chair, 09 March 2011
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Tesco Dating Site offers deal to continuously replace worn-out wives

'A Bag for Life'

written by pinxit, 09 March 2011
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Ex Postman Delivers Knockout Blow

Sports News just in, Dave 'Mr Fixit' Spanner, the Postman turned boxer won his first Pro fight when he knocked out his opponent in the first round.
'I've always had a knockout delivery' said Dave.

written by Mr Goster, 09 March 2011
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