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Bowers Ambulance of Long Beach

You know they had a guy who had the biggest American flag I ever saw in Long Beach and he bought up those Bowers ambulances when it closed as HRH had an Ambulance with a porta pottie is for sale ?

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 04 March 2011
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Torewa Dokadesku ?

Thats Japanese for Donde El Banio So the next time I get a Japanese doctor to give me medical treatment & tell me that I can't have burgers and fries as I have learend to administer my own laxatives ?

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 04 March 2011
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Panties in a Bunch ?

You know thats my question for these career woman and their pants suits compared to Florence Henderson of the Partdrige family when she gave the finger on Saturday Night Live, and walked away???

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 04 March 2011
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Russian James Bond first to Wear Dress ?

Well they made a mistake as any true James Bond fan would know that he wore a Kilt in " Casino Royal," and " Her Majesty's Secret Service," where I still don't know who wears the under pants ?

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 04 March 2011
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Old King Cole was a merry old soul

The truth is out - Old King Cole was indeed a 'merry old sould'. He stuffed his pipe with illegal substances.

written by Lady Godiva, 04 March 2011
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Little Boy Blue 'fired'.

Little Boy blue has been fired for falling asleep under a haystack resulting in sheep and cows to running amock on the farm where he WAS employed.

written by Lady Godiva, 04 March 2011
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Cat to be knighted by Queen

Cat who visited London to visit the Queen and caught a little mouse under her chair, is to be knighted next Sunday and thereafter will be known as Sir Pussy Cat.

written by Lady Godiva, 04 March 2011
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Pied Piper arrested

A little lame boy of Hamlin told authorities about Pied Piper luring town's children into a cave & blocking entrance. Pied Piper arrested, questioned.It's not yet known if he will disclose which cave.

written by Lady Godiva, 04 March 2011
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Party Dessert Price A Trifle High

High Street Shopping Guru Hugo Thatway has warned that the price of Sainsbury's new Party Dessert Classic,
'The Jelly/Sponge/Fruit/Cream/Chocolate Sprinkles Combo' is a Trifle expensive.

written by Mr Goster, 04 March 2011
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"The Special One" escapes knife attack!

Jose Mourinho escaped a knife attack today in Spain, it seems it was Ronaldo's mother in drag who attempted to stab him: She's fed up with Jose's constant jibes about her sons sexuality, what a poof!

written by Jaggedone, 04 March 2011
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MP's Power Plant!

A wind farm planned for land near Westminster has been approved. The development will see a bunch of old cross party farts farting their arses off and will power a city the size of Glasgow.

written by iscrivener, 04 March 2011
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Football Circus Antics!

In an effort to get the balance of his team right Liverpool boss, Kenny Dalglish, has got his squad training on unicycles.

written by iscrivener, 04 March 2011
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Ex Forces Find New Focus!

Of the 2000+ redundant UK forces personnel all have new jobs with the Libyan Army, al Qaeda and as extras in the latest British comedy "Carry On Killing" at the newly revamped Pinewood Studios.

written by iscrivener, 04 March 2011
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Toure's wife says they took each other's pills by mistake

He's lost weight. She has 'a 24-hour stiffy'.

written by pinxit, 04 March 2011
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Iran threatens to boycott Olympic Games, claiming the logo represents the word "Zion".

Nonsense, says Sebastian Coe - anyone can see it's Lisa Simpson giving a BJ.

written by Thibarine, 04 March 2011
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Gaddafi Condems Scottish Football Outrage

Gaddafi has condemned the behaviour of footballers and managers at Rangers v Celtic matches in Scotland. 'If these attacks on unarmed official continue' he declared 'I will not fly to Scotland again.'

written by j.w., 04 March 2011
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Opera Ball Events To Include Belly Dancing In Addition To Traditional Waltz

Rap, hip-hop and other dancing styles will also be added soon.

written by Hawking's Chair, 04 March 2011
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Mixed Leaves Salad Sales Rocket

Supermarkets are reporting huge increases of their Pre Packed Salad Packets as the UK Public look to get fitter by eating more healthily.
'Rocket Sales have gone through the roof' said a helper.

written by Mr Goster, 04 March 2011
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Teleprompters Out, Polygraphs In.

Congress announced a bill passed replacing Presidential teleprompters with polygraph machines. The Whitehouse subsequently announced it has cancelled all press conferences for the rest of Obamas term

written by SirBeavis, 04 March 2011
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Barnsley Voters see through the Lib Con

Barnsley voters snubbed the liberals in their thousands tonight. Looks like nobody believes the liberal conmen anymore.

written by Katarina Frogpond2, 04 March 2011
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Gaddafi Blames the Camera Phone Assasin too.

"Yes" he said. "All the trouble in my country was staged, just so the camera phone assasin could have something to video" Not Gaddafi's fault at all, then.

written by Katarina Frogpond2, 04 March 2011
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Galliano Blames The Camera Phone Assasin

First Vince Cable. Now John Galliano. Who's next for the camera phone character assasinator.

written by Katarina Frogpond2, 04 March 2011
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More Celebrity Endorsements

The latest celebrity to endorse a product is legendary 60's and 70's singer, Glen Campbell.

He's to endorse a new heartburn cure, Gaviscon.

written by grimbo, 04 March 2011
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