Bowers Ambulance of Long Beach
You know they had a guy who had the biggest American flag I ever saw in Long Beach and he bought up those Bowers ambulances when it closed as HRH had an Ambulance with a porta pottie is for sale ?
Torewa Dokadesku ?
Thats Japanese for Donde El Banio So the next time I get a Japanese doctor to give me medical treatment & tell me that I can't have burgers and fries as I have learend to administer my own laxatives ?
Panties in a Bunch ?
You know thats my question for these career woman and their pants suits compared to Florence Henderson of the Partdrige family when she gave the finger on Saturday Night Live, and walked away???
Russian James Bond first to Wear Dress ?
Well they made a mistake as any true James Bond fan would know that he wore a Kilt in " Casino Royal," and " Her Majesty's Secret Service," where I still don't know who wears the under pants ?
Old King Cole was a merry old soul
The truth is out - Old King Cole was indeed a 'merry old sould'. He stuffed his pipe with illegal substances.
Little Boy Blue 'fired'.
Little Boy blue has been fired for falling asleep under a haystack resulting in sheep and cows to running amock on the farm where he WAS employed.
Cat to be knighted by Queen
Cat who visited London to visit the Queen and caught a little mouse under her chair, is to be knighted next Sunday and thereafter will be known as Sir Pussy Cat.
Pied Piper arrested
A little lame boy of Hamlin told authorities about Pied Piper luring town's children into a cave & blocking entrance. Pied Piper arrested, questioned.It's not yet known if he will disclose which cave.
Party Dessert Price A Trifle High
High Street Shopping Guru Hugo Thatway has warned that the price of Sainsbury's new Party Dessert Classic,
'The Jelly/Sponge/Fruit/Cream/Chocolate Sprinkles Combo' is a Trifle expensive.
"The Special One" escapes knife attack!
Jose Mourinho escaped a knife attack today in Spain, it seems it was Ronaldo's mother in drag who attempted to stab him: She's fed up with Jose's constant jibes about her sons sexuality, what a poof!
MP's Power Plant!
A wind farm planned for land near Westminster has been approved. The development will see a bunch of old cross party farts farting their arses off and will power a city the size of Glasgow.
Football Circus Antics!
In an effort to get the balance of his team right Liverpool boss, Kenny Dalglish, has got his squad training on unicycles.
Ex Forces Find New Focus!
Of the 2000+ redundant UK forces personnel all have new jobs with the Libyan Army, al Qaeda and as extras in the latest British comedy "Carry On Killing" at the newly revamped Pinewood Studios.
Toure's wife says they took each other's pills by mistake
He's lost weight. She has 'a 24-hour stiffy'.
written by pinxit
, 04 March 2011
Iran threatens to boycott Olympic Games, claiming the logo represents the word "Zion".
Nonsense, says Sebastian Coe - anyone can see it's Lisa Simpson giving a BJ.
Gaddafi Condems Scottish Football Outrage
Gaddafi has condemned the behaviour of footballers and managers at Rangers v Celtic matches in Scotland. 'If these attacks on unarmed official continue' he declared 'I will not fly to Scotland again.'
written by j.w.
, 04 March 2011
Opera Ball Events To Include Belly Dancing In Addition To Traditional Waltz
Rap, hip-hop and other dancing styles will also be added soon.
Mixed Leaves Salad Sales Rocket
Supermarkets are reporting huge increases of their Pre Packed Salad Packets as the UK Public look to get fitter by eating more healthily.
'Rocket Sales have gone through the roof' said a helper.
Teleprompters Out, Polygraphs In.
Congress announced a bill passed replacing Presidential teleprompters with polygraph machines. The Whitehouse subsequently announced it has cancelled all press conferences for the rest of Obamas term
Barnsley Voters see through the Lib Con
Barnsley voters snubbed the liberals in their thousands tonight. Looks like nobody believes the liberal conmen anymore.
Gaddafi Blames the Camera Phone Assasin too.
"Yes" he said. "All the trouble in my country was staged, just so the camera phone assasin could have something to video" Not Gaddafi's fault at all, then.
Galliano Blames The Camera Phone Assasin
First Vince Cable. Now John Galliano. Who's next for the camera phone character assasinator.
More Celebrity Endorsements
The latest celebrity to endorse a product is legendary 60's and 70's singer, Glen Campbell.
He's to endorse a new heartburn cure, Gaviscon.
written by grimbo
, 04 March 2011