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Obhama Speaks Out over Libya

In a quiet area of the White House, President Obama spoke out about Libya, presenting his plan for the future. No one could actually hear what the President said through the toilet door.

written by j.w., 25 March 2011
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UK motorists shun petrol and fill up with whisky!

Due to Gadaffi and his crisis the petrol prices in the UK have reached astronomical heights, David Cameron has told motorists "fill up with whisky, it's cheaper and will be until we stuff Gadaffi!"

written by Jaggedone, 25 March 2011
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Woods in US Masters golf update...

Tiger Woods won't have to worry about losing his balls at this year's US Masters as he only has one left. Wife Elin allegedly hit the other one with a claw hammer prior to their divorce in 2010.

written by attilathehungry, 25 March 2011
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Game warden finds unusual nest...

African game warden Tchombe Mbaka was amazed to find a huge nest with 18" grey eggs in it. "WTF" he exclaimed "what kind of creature laid these?" "I did" said a nearby elephant "I'm a non-conformist".

written by attilathehungry, 25 March 2011
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Constipated cabbie gets result...

After suffering from constipation for 3 months a London cab driver finally found the answer. "Caustic soda mate" he said, looking mightily relieved. "To be honest it burned a bit, but it did the job".

written by attilathehungry, 25 March 2011
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One In Five Britons Prefer iPad To Own Teeth.

A survey has revealed that one in five Britons have put off dental treatment because they would rather spend money on expensive shiny toys than their own teeth.

written by EllsBells, 25 March 2011
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Vin's Bins

Popular Hollywood hardman and gravel voiced actor Vin
Diesel has designed a lovely range of pop up kitchen waste disposal units.
'Vin's Bins' will be available in all good department stores.

written by Mr Goster, 25 March 2011
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Dannii's Trannies

Popular Australian celebrity Dannii (cleverly spelt with 2 ii's yeah right) Minogue has designed a range of DAB radio's.
They will be known as 'Danni's Trannies' and are in stores from Monday.

written by Mr Goster, 25 March 2011
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Consolation Prize

There are calls for President Obama to give up his Nobel Peace Prize because of the Libyan war. French President Sarkozy has offered to replace the medal with an honorary Inspector Clouseau Badge!


written by Philbert of Macadamia, 25 March 2011
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