Obhama Speaks Out over Libya
In a quiet area of the White House, President Obama spoke out about Libya, presenting his plan for the future. No one could actually hear what the President said through the toilet door.
written by j.w.
, 25 March 2011
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Popular Hollywood hardman and gravel voiced actor Vin
Diesel has designed a lovely range of pop up kitchen waste disposal units.
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