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Vegans attack man with KFC take-away.....

A man carrying a KFC Family Feast was set upon by a deranged mob of vegans. The vegans were out of their heads on a diet of tofu, lettuce, and wood pulp, and were clearly suffering from malnutrition.

written by attilathehungry, 22 March 2011
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Why did Roman Senators all wear togas?

Basically because Marks and Spencer, Burton, Top Man, and River Island hadn't yet been invented.

written by attilathehungry, 22 March 2011
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Real End of the World?

The real end of the world is ... LD!

written by IN SEINE, 22 March 2011
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Drunk Jewish man mistakes bagel for wife.....

I think this one is self-explanatory............. and in exceptionally poor taste!

written by attilathehungry, 22 March 2011
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Here is the news from Augusta National.....

The US Masters Golf tournament will this year feature all sorts of temperamental guys hitting a little white ball towards a hole in the ground. The object of the game is not to lose your balls.

written by attilathehungry, 22 March 2011
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Spoof writer throws the towel in.....

If at first you don't succeed kick the cat and if that doesn't work have a good cry. And if that doesn't work get shitfaced and hurl a brick through a shop window. The cops will understand. Trust me.

written by attilathehungry, 22 March 2011
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Dog bites man so man bites dog....

While out jogging one day a man was bitten by a dog. So he bit the dog back. The RSPCA prosecuted the man for animal cruelty, but let the dog's owner off with a caution. Does this sound right to you?

written by attilathehungry, 22 March 2011
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Do ye ken John Peel with his coat so grey?

Never heard of him. Not a sausage. Who the fuck does he think he is anyway?

written by attilathehungry, 22 March 2011
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Astronauts contact new civilisation.....

When deep space vessel "Intrepid" finally landed on an inhabited planet 96 billion miles from earth the natives were pretty direct. "You can get back in that rust bucket and fuck off home" they said.

written by attilathehungry, 22 March 2011
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Royal Wedding Equine Shock!

Kate Middleton's request to cut down on the "extravaganzas" of her wedding to Prince "Billy" has announced that Blackpool donkeys will pull the royal carriage from Westminster Abbey to the Palace.

written by iscrivener, 22 March 2011
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TV reality show host nurses broken nose.....

The host of ITV's Jeremy Kyle Show slightly overplayed his hand on Bristol's Southmead Estate yesterday when he accused a total stranger of being "a drunk and a waster with no moral compass". Oops.

written by attilathehungry, 22 March 2011
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Iran still want nuclear reactor

Despite the tragic events in Japan, Iran still want a nuclear reactor of their own. Built in Israel.

written by Gary Potter, 22 March 2011
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UN FIFA Demands!

A new UN resolution has been passed to force FIFA president Sepp Blatter to stand down after, what seems like, 33 years in the post.

written by iscrivener, 22 March 2011
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Religon is nearly extinct, thank God!

An international survey has come to the conclusion that traditinal religion is nearly extinct, "thank God," exclaimed atheists!( I thought they didn't believe in him?)

written by Jaggedone, 22 March 2011
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Wets to the Rescue

Several Government Wets are being earmarked for the Coalition's new Water Policy. Eventually we will run out of water so finding an alternative is of critical imporance.

written by j.w., 22 March 2011
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Hammond on Transport

Transport Hero, Philip Hammond, is to present his credentials to the Minister of Transport. He is going to perform a double spin turn in an upside down car in mud to underline his expertise.

written by j.w., 22 March 2011
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Squeezing the Middle

Squeezing the middle of the toothpaste tube is now becoming a characteristic of Government Ministers. This leaves the Middle feeling the pinch.

written by j.w., 22 March 2011
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NHS Reforms Bite

Reforms of the NHS have been given an added stimulus by Ministers worried about Pensioners. In future the NHS will administer the incomes for all pensioners over 80 within severe budget restraints.

written by j.w., 22 March 2011
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Dove seeks Bookworms

Education Minister Michael Dove is seeking youngsters who can read 50 books a day. He has asked fellow MP's to persuade their sons and daughters to enter this challenge for Comic Relief.

written by j.w., 22 March 2011
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Insomniacs Protest

A night time vigil by Insomniacs Anonymous outside the BBC has been arranged following plans by the Corporation to stop night time radio programmes.

written by j.w., 22 March 2011
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Trafalgar Square Siege Feared

Calls for a Trafalgar Square Protest to follow the example of Tahir Square in Egypt have raised concerns. Snipers firing from buildings above the Square may shoot Admiral Nelson in his other eye.

written by j.w., 22 March 2011
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Consensus Grows Against Obama's Libya Gambit

Strategy "too soon", "too late", "too little", "not enough."

written by NWNewsmash, 22 March 2011
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Strawberry numbers dwindling

Wimbledon in a Jam..

written by Mark Devore, 22 March 2011
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Africa and the Middle East in complete muddle.....

Most African nations & most countries in the Middle East are currently in a state of civil war, bankruptcy, bloody revolution, or famine. I'm sorry. I do apologise. This simply isn't news any more.

written by attilathehungry, 22 March 2011
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UK's Mental Health Act gets new title.....

Under the new "Fundamental Health" Act, all dodgy bearded types with funny hats caught preaching hatred of the West can be legitimately rounded up and carted off to Broadmoor - for the duration.

written by attilathehungry, 22 March 2011
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At last.........a bit of variety in the bedroom!

Now that British Law is about to change over to Islamic Law us blokes will be allowed to have as many as 4 wives!Imagine all the bedtime benefits - or should I say State Benefits! It's a no-brainer.

written by attilathehungry, 22 March 2011
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Students Bad at Maths

Student standards in Maths have fallen over the past decade. In the five years of the decade 2 out of 6 students, some 50%, were poor at maths. By 2015, in 15 years time, adders will have improved.

written by j.w., 22 March 2011
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Woodstock Festival rises from the ashes............just

A one-off music festival in memory of the original in 1969 will take place this summer. Re-named "Petrified Woodstock", top billing will go to pensioners the Rolling Stones and "wrinkly" Bob Dylan.

written by attilathehungry, 22 March 2011
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U.S. Military Apologizes for Horrific Afghan Photos

Promises to only kill innocent civilians using air strikes and drones, so as not to further tarnish their carefully orchestrated image as 'Liberators'.

written by Juvenal Delinquent, 22 March 2011
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Sammy Hagar Claims He Was Abducted By Aliens

Says the implant they put in his body was found to be made of 'Heavy Metal'.

written by Juvenal Delinquent, 22 March 2011
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"Weird Al" Yankovic Ready to Release New Parody Album

Spoofer "Weird Al" Yankovic is making a comeback, releasing a new parody album soon. New parodies include FooFighters' spoof "Learn to Fry", about a man training to be an electric chair executioner.

written by C. Lance the Freelance, 22 March 2011
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O.J. Simpson Finally Admits to Making Poor Choices in Past

O.J. Simpson allegedly admitted to fellow inmates that he has made some bad decisions in his past. Now Simpson has finally confessed publicly: "I would have preferred to play baseball over football."

written by C. Lance the Freelance, 22 March 2011
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Lindsay Lohan Planning Ahead for Next Inevitable Arrest

Lindsay Lohan had her inmate pin number tattooed on her upper chest, figuring chances are pretty good she'll be back in jail soon. Lohan did it to avoid having to hold the board for her next mugshot.

written by C. Lance the Freelance, 22 March 2011
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Mischievious Teenagers To Blame for Massive Explosion in Cow Pasture

A group of naughty teens set off fireworks in a pasture, scaring 200 head of cattle and causing them to simultaneously expel huge clouds of methane gas; a massive explosion ensued. Steaks, anyone?

written by C. Lance the Freelance, 22 March 2011
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Chef's Sage Thought for the Day

Thyme waits for no man.

written by pinxit, 22 March 2011
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