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Everest echo claims another victim.....

From the summit of Everest rugged Canadian climber Rocky Mountain dedicated his successful ascent to his wife Sandy, shouting "I love Sandy!" The echo came back: "So do half the bikers in Canada".

written by attilathehungry, 20 March 2011
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ZZ Top guitarist in near-fatal accident.....

Legendary ZZ Top frontman Billy Gibbons was in intensive care last night after trapping his beard in a turbo waste-disposal unit. Paramedics found no trace of blood in his alcohol.

written by attilathehungry, 20 March 2011
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Patriotic Help for Weeeders

Makers of Weeeding memorablia for Kate & Will's weeeding have agreed to plough back their profits into specially created funds to help those with urinary problems.

written by j.w., 20 March 2011
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Madonna finally realises the game is up.....

In a probably forlorn attempt to look mature, pop queen Madonna has promised faithfully to stop re-inventing herself if we all promise to worship Her Popfulness till the next millenium. Fat chance.

written by attilathehungry, 20 March 2011
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Steve Bruce Breaks Down

Sunderland Manager Steve Bruce broke down crying earlier today when a Liverpool fan shouted to him that ' his head was bigger than a Space Hopper.'
'It's a bit cruel really that,' said Steve.

written by Mr Goster, 20 March 2011
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English language banned.....

From April 2011 it will be a punishable offence to speak English in the UK. "It is deeply insulting to our immigrants when we cannot speak their native language" said a PC government spokesman.

written by attilathehungry, 20 March 2011
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Mugabe aide hacked to death....

Robert Mugabe recently caught sight of his own reflection. "Who is this ugly black monster?" he asked an aide. When the aide reluctantly replied "you, sir", Mugabe hacked him to pieces with a machete.

written by attilathehungry, 20 March 2011
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Spoofers needed for Caption Competition

In light of Lady G's recent breakdown, resulting from being alone too much on the Caption Competition...Spoofers are asked to 'rally aound' ane write at least ONE entry each until her return.

written by Lady Godiva, 20 March 2011
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Lady G. enters Priory Clinic

Lady G. has been admitted to The Priory.She says it's for research but the real cause for her 'breakdown' is that she has been carrying the present Caption Competition mostly 'alone' and is knackered.

written by Lady Godiva, 20 March 2011
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Bradford housewife in race prejudice row.....

Accused of "racial prejudice" Edna Short told Bradford police "Ey oop, lads, I's not prejudiced. I just hates everybody, most of all you lot". She was later released from custody in a long brown box.

written by attilathehungry, 20 March 2011
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Cowell officially more important than Bono.....

After meeting the Queen a dismayed Simon Cowell said "I was amazed to find that she didn't know who I was!" (Her Majesty clearly has better taste).

written by attilathehungry, 20 March 2011
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Olympics 2012

Pundits have reacted angrily to the news that the Vuvuzela is to be banned form London 2012.

Paul Merson commented "I think every South American country should be allowed to attend".

written by grimbo, 20 March 2011
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Jim McDonald to return to Corrie

Catch yourself on Steven. Liz? Is that you?

written by Skoob1999, 20 March 2011
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Follow-up to Oscar winner 'The King's Speech' to go into production.

The King Receives A Lukewarm Reception to start filming in May.

written by Skoob1999, 20 March 2011
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Al Pacino accused of shouty overacting..

"I DID NOT DO THAT! NOT EVER!" he counters.

written by Skoob1999, 20 March 2011
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Cher Lloyd to play Acapulco

"Should be fun," she says. "Pity I don't speak Mexican. Innit."

written by Skoob1999, 20 March 2011
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Wrestler quits against his will...

"They twisted my arm."

written by Skoob1999, 20 March 2011
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Royal Wedding Mugs

Expected to line up down The Mall on the day.

written by Skoob1999, 20 March 2011
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Confusion at UN over Libya

"I thought they meant 'Libya The Tattooed Lady' says UN delegate.

written by Skoob1999, 20 March 2011
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It's official! - Man Utd fans make the best lovers

"They tease you for 90 minutes and then pop one in in added time" says grateful wife.

written by Skoob1999, 20 March 2011
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Michael Jackson statue at Craven Cottage prompts outrage

"It should be at Stamford Bridge, where it belongs" - says disgruntled Fulham fan.

written by Skoob1999, 20 March 2011
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Rob Zombie to make Oscar nominated movie

Yeah, right.

written by Skoob1999, 20 March 2011
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Man disappointed by haddock

Didn't see the finny side.

written by Skoob1999, 20 March 2011
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Godzilla Awakes !

Satellite pictures have confirmed what the locals were whispering among themselves in Japan. It is Godzilla who is now getting ready to come out after a long sleep under the sea.Evidence- The Tsunami.

written by Kaleepeare, 20 March 2011
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Indian PM takes responsibility for Tsunami

The Indian PM has taken responsibility for the Tsunami in Japan in line with the Coalition Dharma with the Pacific.Efforts are on to pacify the Pacific, he added,so that the Govt. stays.

written by Kaleepeare, 20 March 2011
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Sarah Palin begins India visit, appalled by Free-Roaming Cows

Palin recommends helicopter hunting to combat "severe bovine overpopulation problem."

written by NWNewsmash, 20 March 2011
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Top Tip:

Intending to breathe today? Don't allow the tubes from your nose or throat to your lungs to be blocked.

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 20 March 2011
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Typo Means No-Fly Zone Declared Over Libya and UK

NEW YORK - After UN said a no-fly zone over Libya, the bill also has a typo declaring a NFZ over the UK. As it already passed, US and EU planes are shooting passenger jets out of UK airspace.

written by Inhopeless, 20 March 2011
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