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Elderly Woman Charges Boy Scout With Assault For Accosting Her on Street

A Boy Scout was charged with assault by an old lady when he tried to help her cross the street. She thought he was robbing her, but the Scout said he was only trying to do his good deed for the day.

written by C. Lance the Freelance, 17 March 2011
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Septic Waste Vehicle Collides With Ice Cream Truck, New Flavor Created

A fully-loaded septic waste vehicle hit a frozen treats truck head-on today. No injuries were reported, but bystanders were showered with cascading feces and chocolate icecream, creating a new flavor.

written by C. Lance the Freelance, 17 March 2011
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World's Oldest Known Transvestite Dies at 96, Wardrobe Up For Grabs

The oldest known transvestite passed on today at age 96. His entire wardrobe including 300+ dresses and accessories will be auctioned, and proceeds will benefit people suffering from identity crisis.

written by C. Lance the Freelance, 17 March 2011
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Duck sighting

The Weather Channel hired Gilbert Gottfreid as analyist for future weather disasters. Despite his Aflac firing the WC said Gottfreid will "add ethnic diversity to the channel. He is half Asian,right?"

written by wittman jack, 17 March 2011
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Fulham boss Al fayed to erect Wacko statue outside the ground with his nose!

Mohamed Al Fayed has promised Fulham fans a spectacular event outside of the ground; a statue in memory of his great friend Wacko Jacko, Fulham fans responded with a resounding version of "Beat It"!

written by Jaggedone, 17 March 2011
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Olympics Off - Official

The 2012 Olympic Games have been cancelled in a move to undermine student protests aimed at upsetting the Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg. The Stadium will be turned over to Newham Pig Industries.

written by j.w., 17 March 2011
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Top Tip:

When the weather's cold, try to keep warm.

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 17 March 2011
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New writer pops up at The Spoof

Glancing at the Top Writers'charts..a new writer has sneaked in under the radar. Name is Me-name is in black to make him 'stand' apart from the rest of us. Are we going to let this go on or what?

written by Lady Godiva, 17 March 2011
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Guiness banned from Midsummer Murders set

Producers have removed it from all the local pubs as it's not an English Drink!!!

written by Mark Devore, 17 March 2011
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Spoof writer "attilathehungry" attacked by fans.....

Fans of Cliff Richard today pelted spoof writer attilathehungry with weetabix for "insulting their hero". "We didn't want to hurt him" said fanclub secretary Miss U. Nights "but we did mean business".

written by attilathehungry, 17 March 2011
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Nuclear Future Safe

The head of an unammed nuclear energy company has assured everyone in an anonymous call, that nuclear energy is safe. 'It will take more than an earthquake to make us see sense' he asserted.

written by j.w., 17 March 2011
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New Olympic Competition

The Olympic organising committe have approved a new contest. It involves parking a car and getting a ticket to pay for the parking in less than 30 seconds before being given a fine.

written by j.w., 17 March 2011
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Charlie gets saved by day

Due to Daylight savings time, Charlie Sheen gets one whole hour extra fame added to his already incredulous 15 minutes.

written by Waskily Wabbit, 17 March 2011
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Rush Limbaugh Says Media Exaggerating Japan Disaster

Agrees to shove Fukushima's core reactor up his fat ass to prove it.

written by Juvenal Delinquent, 17 March 2011
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Tamagotchi mass extinction feared

Nearly one billion "digital pets" died from lack of owner attention, said a spokesman in Japan. "If children don't get to them soon, the entire commercial species may die out..."

written by Robin Berger, 17 March 2011
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What's wrong with this Scenario?

UN negotiates Libya "no-fly zone." Kaddafi's military forces close in on rebels. US President Obama plays golf and tries to pick winning college basket ball teams!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 17 March 2011
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Keep Those Windmills Turning

Environmentalists begin to campaign for Democratic President Obama's reelection in 2012. There would be no more hot air and wind emanating from the White House if a Republican were elected!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 17 March 2011
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Environmental Morons

Engineer constructs 100 kilowatt human waste to electrical energy converter the size of a breadbox. Rabid environmentalists say "not good enough" as it may pollute the bathroom with foul odors!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 17 March 2011
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The Bear Facts

Grizzly Bears starving to death in the northwest since rabid environmentalists got salmon put on the endangered species list. Fish & Wildlife Service hires 1000 grizzly bear chasers to protect salmon!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 17 March 2011
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Talking Goldfish Star in McDonald's Commercial

No guff! I just saw the commercial on Canadian t.v. advertizing McDonald's Filet of Fish. Talking goldfish don't seem concerned.....hungry looking cat in background.
Will contact goldfish ASAP.

written by Lady Godiva, 17 March 2011
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