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FedEx And UPS Merge, Customers Are Fed Up

The worn out rumor is true. FedEx and UPS, overnight and ground-based delivery leaders respectively, are in fact merging, forming a monopoly. Their new name is FedUp, and customers will be just that.

written by C. Lance the Freelance, 15 March 2011
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Man Gets Arrested After Exceeding Item Limit at Hometown Grocer

An elderly man mistakenly underestimated the item count in his cart while he was in the express lane at his local grocer. When the extra item was noticed, the man was quickly detained for questioning.

written by C. Lance the Freelance, 15 March 2011
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Tidy Bowl Man Found Alive After Twenty Year Adventure

The Tidy Bowl Man, seen in TV commercials sailing his little boat in people's toilets, has been found alive after twenty years being trapped in a sewer. He says he's ok, but no more sailing for him.

written by C. Lance the Freelance, 15 March 2011
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Extremely Unattractive Woman Forces Train to Alter Course

Just moments ago, a train was witnessed to have derailed, apparently the result of approaching a very ugly woman, also known as a skank. The train reportedly was last seen heading down a dirt road.

written by C. Lance the Freelance, 15 March 2011
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People of Demoted Planet File Petiton for Reinstatement

On the frigid surface of the once proud planet of Pluto, now demoted to large asteroid status, its citizens are in a heated frenzy trying to petition astronomers to reinstate them to planetary status.

written by C. Lance the Freelance, 15 March 2011
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Tree Topples to Ground, Nobody Around to Hear Sound

In the virgin forests of the Great Smokey Mountains, so remote from any intelligent animal life that sound is completely absorbed into the air before reaching ears to hear it, a tree has fallen.

written by C. Lance the Freelance, 15 March 2011
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ShamWow Guy Plans to Start X-Rated Home Shopping Network

Vince Shlomi, also known as the "ShamWow Guy", has hatched a plan to start an x-rated version of a home shopping network featuring sex toys and other paraphenalia, stuff that even QVC won't touch.

written by C. Lance the Freelance, 15 March 2011
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landscaper dumbfounded by grave

Grave of Liz Taylor discovered..star has been dead for 13 yrs..body double substituted in 1998..fans worldwide outraged...publicist says "no one knew what she looked like so what's the fuss"?

written by wittman jack, 15 March 2011
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Ageing popstar to wed after 50 year engagement!

Recovering from his recent breakdown, Sir Cliff Richard announced today that he is to wed the real love of his life - himself. Said Sir Cliff: "I don't think anyone else could live with me anyway".

written by attilathehungry, 15 March 2011
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Every Insult Helps.....

Supermarket giant Morrison's will in future be giving away a free pack of ten Bird's Eye fish fingers and a £1 scratchcard to any customer who spends at least £1000 a month in the store. Wow. Groovy.

written by attilathehungry, 15 March 2011
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Three cheers for the government - well done chaps!

The Ministry of Transport is to supply the Harry Potter Home for Retired Wizards with unrepairable or out-of-date traffic cones. "We think it's a wizard idea" said a spokesman.

written by attilathehungry, 15 March 2011
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Paul Gasgoine embroiled in Mid-east crisis!!

Or was it just that the Israelis were asked to return the Gaza Strip?

written by the edgy gerbil, 15 March 2011
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Hotel Room No Bible Policy

New Hotel Chain ' Travel Dodgy' has caused outrage by not having The Bible in rooms.
A travel spokesman said 'It's the first thing people look for.This will never catch on.'

written by Mr Goster, 15 March 2011
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Mars Bar Duo Scam Exposed.

Inventor of the Mars Duo, chocolatier Sir Humphrey Wispa has admitted It's just a Mars Bar cut in half.
' I just cut a Mars Bar in half and changed the wrapper,' said Humphrey.

written by Mr Goster, 15 March 2011
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Footy star pinches bimbo's bum and gets mugged by her!

Soccer super-sprinter, Aaron Lennon pinched a young bimbo's bum in a nightclub hoping she would return the favour, sorry Aaron not this time, she grabbed his cheeks (not them) and mugged him, cheeky!

written by Jaggedone, 15 March 2011
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Good grief from nbc news

David Brinkley and Chet Huntley have applied for a marriage license..."Good night Chet, Good night David!" Who knew?

written by wittman jack, 15 March 2011
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Good grief from nbc news

David Brinkley and Chet Huntley have applied for a marriage license..."Good night Chet, Good night David!" Who knew?

written by wittman jack, 15 March 2011
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Midsomer Murders producer suspended for using white-only cast to "accurately represent an English village".

Midsomer has the same murder rate as Caracas, Venezuela, even without the drugs cartels.

written by Thibarine, 15 March 2011
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Japanese men called on to pee into reactors

Japanese men have been asked to load up on beer and come to the reactors to pee in them, as salt water pumps are failing and hot salt water is eating way at the metal control rods.

written by Aspartame Boy, 15 March 2011
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Am I alone in thinking?

:(

written by Lady Godiva, 15 March 2011
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George Monbiot Causes Something.

George Monbiot has prompted a withdrawal of Saudi forces from Bahrain. A Saudi spokesman said "his thoughtful article in today's Guardian made us want to be better people".

written by Holy-Mary, 15 March 2011
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Wills and Kate invite honeymoon fund contributions

Poor Prince William and his bride to be Kate Middleton are apparently so hard up that a whip-round has been organised by other Royals to ensure that they can at least afford a honeymoon. How sweet.

written by attilathehungry, 15 March 2011
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Jordan furious to be ignored.....

Celebrity, glamour model, and general pain-in-the-arse Jordan, or Katie "High Maintenance" Price, was apparently "shocked" today to discover that no-one actually gives a shit about her whole sad life.

written by attilathehungry, 15 March 2011
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Capello forgets the past to give captaincy back to Terry

'It's all water - and other bodily fluids - under Mrs Bridge' says Fabio.

written by pinxit, 15 March 2011
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'Moral victory' for losing British 4x100m relay team

They ignored backhanders.

written by pinxit, 15 March 2011
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Fly Found In Ointment

Unhygenic news now, and Beryl Frisk, 63, from Troon had a shock when she bought her usual wrinkle cream, opened it up and found a fly inside!
'I won't be buying that again,' said Beryl.

written by Mr Goster, 15 March 2011
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Sesame Street Closed For Roadworks

There was chaos this morning on Sesame Street when it was closed for road re-surfacing repairs which could last up to three months.
Popular neighbours Burt & Ernie said 'The traffic's terrible.'

written by Mr Goster, 15 March 2011
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Buddy's

Alfred Hitchcock and Tony Perkins were seen shopping for shower curtains at Wallmart

written by wittman jack, 15 March 2011
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