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Japan nuclear disaster averted!

"Gamera," a giant flying turtle, lifted off from Monster Island to eat the radiation in the Fukushima Daiichi nuclear power plant. "Gamera saved the day!" an official declared...

written by Robin Berger, 13 March 2011
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Lord Vader discovers Luke's birthday surprises.

"I've felt his presents" the dark one claims.

written by the edgy gerbil, 13 March 2011
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Huge wave of apathy sweeps the nation!!!

This morning, as millions of folks were having their breakfast a..............oh f"£% it, what's the bloody point?

written by the edgy gerbil, 13 March 2011
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Mouse Spotted On Staircase

There was panic in the Jackson household in Dagenham when daughter Kylie saw a mouse.
'Where did you see it love?' asked Mum.
'There on the stair, right there. I think it had clogs on,' said Kylie.

written by Mr Goster, 13 March 2011
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True story: What Lady G. said to her students

She boldly told her class, 'Not one of you is playing with a full deck', after counting the cards in 2 packs and discovered only 45 in one pack and 38 in the 2nd. TRUE STORY That's the type she is.

written by Lady Godiva, 13 March 2011
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Inchworm Measures Marigold

Gardening news,and an inchworm was seen measuring a marigold by crawling across the petal and singing and counting as he moved.
Garden Expert Alan Titchmarsh said 'With his arithmetic he'll go far.'

written by Mr Goster, 13 March 2011
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Italian Soldier Wins Bravery Award

Breaking News from Italy, where war veteran Gepetto Ravioli, 95, has passed away. He remains the only Italian soldier ever to win The George Cross award for bravery.Many don't believe he was Italian.

written by Mr Goster, 13 March 2011
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US State spokesman ousted for Bradley Manning comment

P.J. Crowley was also handcuffed, jailed, stripped naked, and forced to stand at attention "for his own safety," the new US State spokesman said...

written by Robin Berger, 13 March 2011
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Savoury Popcorn's A Bit Crap

It's official, at the Annual Savoury Food Awards,the 'It's Just Wrong' Award went to Salt and Vinegar Popcorn.
Awards Organiser Houston Texas agreed, 'It is a shite idea,' he said.

written by Mr Goster, 13 March 2011
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"sebroF" Magazine Gives Up Ranking The World's Poorest 500

"It's virtually impossible when so many are vying for the top spot! How do you chose 500 from over a billion?"

written by Hawking's Chair, 13 March 2011
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Japan Quake: World Watches In Horror As Celebrity Stories Get Sidelined

Even on The Spoof!! Unbelievable!

written by Hawking's Chair, 13 March 2011
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Ronnie Corbett to get leg-lengthening surgery

Says he wants to be able to go to the cinema without having to take his 'booster seat' every time. (He hasn't realized that his LEG LENGTH has nothing to do with this situation). Sorry Ronnie!

written by Lady Godiva, 13 March 2011
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Different snippet about Ronnie Corbett to get leg-lengthening surgery

One reason, he wants to take up 'darts' but presently is hitting below the board...Sorry! Bloody frustrating!

written by Lady Godiva, 13 March 2011
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UK gay couple cause bomb scare at Heathrow!

After a row a gay man, a 72 year old OAP, threatened to blow up Heathrow. The police caught him pushing his zimmerframe with a pink handbag, luckily it was only filled up with his dirty pink panties!

written by Jaggedone, 13 March 2011
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Gaddafi Thanks Japan

Moomoo Gaddafi has thanked the Japanese people, who by their brave sacrifice and heroism in diverting attention from Libya so he can wipe out half his population in peace.

written by j.w., 13 March 2011
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Children Found Among Garbage

Children have been discovered living in scrapheaps throughout England. Consigned to the scrapheap by an education system that fails to understand the generation that can twit but cannot speak proper.

written by j.w., 13 March 2011
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Britains Escape Catastrophe

A multitude of sane British people have booked all flights out of the country to coincide with the Royal Wedding. 'Anywhere but here' said one who feared the oncoming deluge of crap.

written by j.w., 13 March 2011
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History is in the Past

The teaching of history is in the past, complained teachers of the subject meeting in Hastings. 'No one knows about the Beatles any more' said a worried Prof. Dumbledore.

written by j.w., 13 March 2011
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Prince Andrew Pulls Out

Prince Andrew has Pulled Out in a bid to get support from the Roman Catholic Church. He is due to join The Pope in an abstinence campaign in order to limit world population growth.

written by j.w., 13 March 2011
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Gaddafi: "The West Is After Our Oil"

"And I am after their money."

written by Hawking's Chair, 13 March 2011
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Boxing Update

David Hayes' next fight against one of the Klitschko brothers is to be shown on a U.S cable channel.

Its being labelled as "WBO BO on HBO".

written by grimbo, 13 March 2011
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