Nepali Sadhu's banned from smoking pot!
At a Hindu festival in Nepal all Sadhu's have been banned from smoking pot. They feel discriminated against because the God they worship, Shiva, loved a joint or 2 too, 'Blow me down'!
Golden Lion Wins Award
It was time to celebrate for The Golden Lion Pub in North Ferriby,East Yorkshire,which scooped the 'Best Pint Of Mild In Thole Of Yorkshire' Award for the first time.
'We're very proud' said a man.
White Horse Wins Award
Terrifc news just in from The White Horse Pub in Carnage, near Skelmersdale ,which has won the prestigious 'Plate Meat Pie Of The Year' Award for West Lancashire for the 7th time.
Black Swan Wins Award
Great news for The Black Swan Pub in Leigh, Lancashire which has just won the coveted 'Best Pub Grub In Leigh' Award for the second year running.
'Well done to everybody concerned' said a lady.
Ghaddafi Leaves Libya to Become Director of the International Rifle Association
New initiative will focus on new Guns for the Poor program.
Gaddafi believes protesters are 'drugged'
"My nurses are good at dispensing drugs."
Gaddafi: "My people love me"
Is he talking about those 'voluptious' nurses?
Libya: Protesters Ready To Fire At Any Plane Flying Out Of Tripoli
Gaddafi may consider escaping through gas pipeline to Italy...
Gaddaffi Planning To Flee To Belarus
Is Belarus offering him "voluptious" nurses?
Happy St Davids Day
Englishmen everywhere are today ringing up any Welsh people they know just to wish them all the best on this joyous and momentous day!
So Farewell, Jane Russell
Gentlemen Prefer Blondes? Not this one. You'd have been all right by me (if I was around then, obviously).
So Farewell, Suze Rotolo
Dun-Freewheelin'. (Sorry I'm late - I only just saw your obituary).
Editors Fired, Website Seized For Cowardice.
A famous website was seized by Federal officials, and its editors fired, when rather than allowing a dissenting opinion to be published, they deleted it. "Dissent is scary," said website officials.
Royal Wedding Panic
Society stampedes Mayfair shops to avoid wearing Galliano on the 29th.