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Wayne Rooney fined for swearing in City Centre

Mr Rooney's solicitor said; "We tried to go to trial, and asked that it be held in camera! In the end we just paid the £60 fine, despite it affecting my clients financial status!"

written by Inchcock, 09 June 2011
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Sarah "The Geography Goddess" Strikes Again!

Sarah Palin was asked to comment on the Arizona wildfires. She paused for a moment and then replied that she hopes that they don't spread to Alaska.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 09 June 2011
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Who The Hell Made Donald Trump King of America?

Donald Trump continues to get out of hand. He has now asked to see Congressman Anthony Weiner's birth certificate, his list of campaign contributors, and a urine sample.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 09 June 2011
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Tina Fey Was Not Impressed With Sarah Palin

Tina Fey says she saw Sarah Palin do an impersonation of her impersonating her and it was horrible...she was holding the rifle stock in the wrong shoulder.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 09 June 2011
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Charlie "Tiger Blood Boy" Sheen Speaks Out About Tony Weiner

Charlie Sheen was asked to comment on the Anthony Weiner controversy and he replied, "Well I gotta say it...Weiner's wiener is a winner!"

written by Abel Rodriguez, 09 June 2011
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Helicopter Mystery Revealed !

The reason why the US Seals were not detected by Pak radars was that they had all been fired directly onto Laden house by the Super duper canon USC 1199PD currently deployed in Iraq.

written by Kaleepeare, 09 June 2011
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The Wombles top Glastonbury because nobody else wants to!

The Wombles have been signed to top Glastonbury and their founder Mike Batt (very batty) has promised at least one real British winner to come out of Wimbledon, at last!

written by Jaggedone, 09 June 2011
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Economic Alert...

Bernanke gives cautiously optimistic 2nd quarter assessment: "I forgot to replace the batteries in my calculator."

written by Michael Balton, 09 June 2011
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Obama Pledges to Bail Out Greece!

Taxpayers tell Bamsky, "You don't have a big enough pail!" as unemployment tops 9% with no end in sight. "Sink Obama in 2012' now at top of worker's 'bucket list."

written by Morse, 09 June 2011
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Lady Ga Ga 'Friends' Anthony Weiner!

Claims the pair have 'a lot in common', declares Weiner had an unfortunate
ward robe malfunction which left him exposed on Twitter during solo stand up comedy routine.

written by Morse, 09 June 2011
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Seth Batter says FIFA has $1B in the Bank!

The tight fisted Swiss "Big Cheese" insists on being 'comped' for Olympic
trip including hotels, food, limos, and best seats in the house. Says "It's not my fault cheap bastards only got 1 vote!"

written by Morse, 09 June 2011
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NHS Says They'll Come in 'Under Budget' this Year!

"we're lucky, more people are dying in the hallways relieving the pressure on our doctors. Waste disposal is up, however," says British health care chief
Percy Moribund, who also owns a crematorium.

written by Morse, 09 June 2011
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Massage a trois Scandal Threatens Duke of Yuk!

Former sex surrogate to Jeff Epstein claims Prince Andrew knows more than he's telling about full body massages."there's more to him then a stiff upper lip' says the woman now living in Australia!

written by Morse, 09 June 2011
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Prince Harry Jokes With Chelsea Pensioners

Something about piss and cabbage.

written by Skoob1999, 09 June 2011
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Weiner Seeks Marital Advice from Clintons!

Bill tells him to avoid a stain on your character, 'get a good dry cleaner."
Hillary says, "you can't win this one Anthony, whether you take it out or leave it in, you're an A-H, just like Bill!

written by Morse, 09 June 2011
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Huma Weiner Pregnant!

Said Mr. Weiner, " the one time I take it out of my pants, this happens! If I didn't have bad luck, I wouldn't have any at all!"

written by Morse, 09 June 2011
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D-Day on Normandy Beach Comes and Goes Un Noticed!

The event foreshadowed the liberation of Europe and went quietly into the night on June 6, 2011 with hardly a mention of remembrance: 9387
American Servicemen buried there were left 'speechless!

written by Morse, 09 June 2011
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Smoking When Pregnant Is Bad For You

Won't do the baby much good either.

written by Skoob1999, 09 June 2011
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Gaddafi Unveils Secret Weapon

Sunglasses.

written by Skoob1999, 09 June 2011
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Imogen Thomas - "I've had it with footballers."

Quite a few of them if the papers are to be believed.

written by Skoob1999, 09 June 2011
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Britain Gobsmacked over US Falklands Position!

Attempts to get through to the White House over their support for Argentina was bogged down when operators only spoke Spanish. Seems "Press 2 for English" is not an option for Obama!

written by Morse, 09 June 2011
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Natasha Giggs And Michael Palin

They've both been around.

written by Skoob1999, 09 June 2011
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NASCAR Fighting Is Overshadowing The Racing

Lately NASCAR has seen so many fights between race car drivers that they are seriously thinking of merging with the World Wrestling Federation and becoming NASCHAIR.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 09 June 2011
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The Egyptian Pyramid That Was Not

Archaeologists who said they had discovered a pyramid in Iowa are now admitting that it is a fake. They checked a little bit closer and found out that it was actually made from recycled corn cobs.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 09 June 2011
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Natasha Giggs Revelation

She didn't sleep with Luke Chadwick.

written by Skoob1999, 09 June 2011
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Arkansas Is Most Definitely On Top Of Things

Arkansas is thinking about issuing a proclamation outlawing sexting. They are also considering issuing a pre-proclamation to try and find out just exactly what the hell sexting is.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 09 June 2011
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Feds Now Looking into Weiner's Financial Statements!

Banking regulators claim Weiner may have secured loans due to 'over stating assets" and using money to 'cover his shorts' while trading on margin.Weiner claims he was trying to keep up with inflation

written by Morse, 09 June 2011
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The Not-So-Well-Known Tim Pawlenty Has A Very Good Plan

Congressman Anthony Weiner has become so widely well known that GOP presidential primary candidate Tim Pawlenty is seriously thinking of asking him to be his 2012 running mate.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 09 June 2011
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Buy Me Some Popcorn and Cracker Jacks

The Iowa High School Association has ruled that baseball players will no longer be allowed to spit on the playing field. Violators will be fined $200 and forced to break up with their girlfriends.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 09 June 2011
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Bill O'Reilly - The Original Spin Doctor

GOP talk show host Bill O'Reilly has just stated that he plans to receive his Spin Doctorate Degree from www.college some time this year.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 09 June 2011
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Madoff VS Weiner Contest Shapes Up!

eBay banking on Weiner's underpants will bring in more than Madoff's after recent Fed Auction of scammer's "pesonal assets".

written by Morse, 09 June 2011
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Liberal Democratic Economic Success

Goolsbee to resign as chairman of the Council of Economic Advisors, who Obama called "one of America's great economic thinkers." No mind the US has a 9.1% unemployment rate and a $15 trillion debt!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 09 June 2011
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Corrupt Politicians Explained

Who in their right mind wants to run for a US political office? Your background will be trashed in the liberal media & you must live in a fish bowl. No wonder we get narcissistic 39th pick candidates!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 09 June 2011
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New Political Comedy Act

Former Senator Edwards (D-NC), Representative Weiner (D-NY) & former Governor Schwarzenegger (R/D-CA) to form a political comedy act. The move was necessitated to pay their exorbitant attorneys' fees!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 09 June 2011
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No More Free Lunch

When government entities levy 50% in taxes, fees and tolls on 50% of the population to support the other 50% of the population, who pay hardly anything, an issue exists with continuing to work!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 09 June 2011
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Pondering the US Election of 2012

The American public needs to be able to distinguish between Democratic left wing political BULSHIT and Republican right wing political BULLSHIT before November 6, 2012.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 09 June 2011
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Career Change

Former Governor Spitzer (D-NY) is now a political pundit for CNN, even though he couldn't keep his wiener in his pants. Representative Weiner (D-NY), may also be looking for a new career opportunity!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 09 June 2011
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