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Beware ID theft...

We are advised to shred used tissues to avoid possible DNA theft. Flushing them down the toilet is no longer safe as dedicated ID theft frogmen may still be able to piece your DNA back together.

written by attilathehungry, 05 June 2011
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Happiness still eludes most of us...

If we were meant to be happy, God would never have equipped us with such a large brain. Blame the Creator, I say. It's the only way to go. I mean, who needs a large brain to enjoy football and pizza?

written by attilathehungry, 05 June 2011
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O'Feckit dies in domestic incident...

Irish jump jockey Paddy O'Feckit was beaten to death yesterday by his wife Mary after she found his winning Euromillions lottery ticket in the laundry. "Oh feck it" she said "just wasn't acceptable".

written by attilathehungry, 05 June 2011
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Deadly cucumbers from Mars...

Yes folks - finally we get to the bottom of the mystery! Martians, cleverly disguised as cucumbers, are now poised to kill us all and take over Planet Earth! Pretty smart, those aliens...

written by attilathehungry, 05 June 2011
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In Milton Keynes Today… AN UPDATE

After Special Branch were called in to investigate the 'tree-hugger' suspected of spreading Dutch Elm disease, they discovered that in fact he had Deathwatch Beetle. He is now in hospital.

written by IN SEINE, 05 June 2011
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Cadburys Advert Attracts Wrong Naomi

Naomi Campbell claims that Cadburys are associating her with a chocolate bar. There are many models called Naomi and there are many Divas, so why does she think that Cadburys are pinpointing her?

written by IN SEINE, 05 June 2011
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Lady Gaga admits infecting cucumbers with herpes

US singer controversially confesses to being the source of European cucumber disease outbreak. She said, "I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself. They were so big and juicy."

written by MonkeyInTheBath, 05 June 2011
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Rooney's hair transplant saves his career!

Wayne Rooney has admitted to having a hair transplant and now his main sponsor N+k+ are over the moon because Wayne can now follow Becks and Ronaldo because without hair he's just too ugly!

written by Jaggedone, 05 June 2011
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England prove to the world that they are just CRAP!

Once again England have proven to the world what the world already knows, they're utter CRAP! Burn out my butt, ask all the Spanish, Dutch and other foreigners playing in England about Burn outs?

written by Jaggedone, 05 June 2011
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Condom crisis

Durex say that there IS something worse than finding a small prick in one of their condoms.

Having that small prick.

written by ExiledRoyal, 05 June 2011
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Time Is Slowing Down

Twin friars born seconds apart die hours apart.

written by Hawking's Chair, 05 June 2011
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Headlines from Bilderberg Group

Humans are to animals what weeds are to plants.

written by Aspartame Boy, 05 June 2011
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'America's Got Talent' is cancelled!

Los Angeles, CA

It was announced today that popular TV show, 'America's Got Talent' has been cancelled.
Producers for the show said the reason it was axed? "America really has NO talent!"

written by Orvis Talbot, 05 June 2011
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