FIFA not corrupt?
It's very clear there's a FIFA everything...
Simon Cowell 'mistaken for massive turd'
Simon Cowell was attacked by a street cleaner this morning. Cowell said the man told him it was his job to clean up excrement on the pavement and 'faced with a massive turd' simply did his job.
Educational standards improved
Prime Minister David Cameron has praised his government's educational policies, after a survey showed an increase in the number of newspaper personal adverts offering "A level" services.
Election Attack Ads Getting Out of Hand
WASHINGTON DC - As the Republicans launch their attack ads, the sane populace has noticed that calling Obama 'devil Communist-Fascist' is not a good impression. "It only works on the stupid, ie. GOP."
Cheryl Cole in denial!
Extremely talented British singer Cheryl Cole said today she absolutely HAD NOT been blogging from Germany recently.
Man Jumps Off Brooklyn Bridge
Wife states, "I wasn't trying to be mean. I was simply pointing out his flaws."
American 5th Grader Concerned With Simon Cowell's Appearance
"Mom, if Simon Cowell is so rich then why does he always wear the same shirt?" Anna-11
Experts try to find source of Ecoli
UK - 11 cases
France - 6 cases
Spain - 1 case
Germany - 1733 cases
Probably Germany then...
The Queen's Horse 'Bohemian Rhapsody' is the hot Derby favourite. Outsider 'Future King' is not expected to succeed.
written by j.w.
, 04 June 2011
Penguin impressionists rear chick
Good news for those of us who can speak Penguin: we get to shag their kids.
Google abandon older browsers
Internet titan Google says that the over 40's are wasting their bandwidth and will be refused access to their search engine