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Good news at last. Car tax down by 50%

Sorry, that should have read; Car attacks down by 50%

written by Les Being, 28 June 2011
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Snuff movie awards

Thirteen snuff movie actors received posthumous awards at this year's ceremony in London

written by Les Being, 28 June 2011
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World's oldest brothel to close

Brothel owner Ben Dover said; "My girls were always on top but since the recession it's all gone tits up"

written by Les Being, 28 June 2011
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Couple sue Chelmsford council for dogging fine

Mr & Mrs X were fined £80 for performing indecent acts in a public car park. Mr X argued; "The sign clearly said; Park and ride"

written by Les Being, 28 June 2011
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60 Murders Plus Axed

The new internet TV show called 60 Murders Plus was axed last night after viewers complained that only 52 people were killed in the pilot episode.

written by Alex99, 28 June 2011
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Met PC in trouble with RSPCA for K9 cooking

Policeman claims he misunderstood boss who asked him for two hot dogs. Lucky she never asked him for toad in the hole or cock o van

written by Les Being, 28 June 2011
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Egyptian right-wing muslims don't like Micky Mouse!

Mickey Mouse and Minnie are not liked by Egyptian right-wing, extremely miserable Muslims who have never learnt to smile, laugh or take joke and Mickey don't like them either!

written by Jaggedone, 28 June 2011
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Michele Bachmann - The Poor Little Granola Girl

Michele Bachmann says she resents Chris Wallace having asked her if she was a flake. Wallace apologized and said he actually meant to ask her if she was a fruit or a nut.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 28 June 2011
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Rod Blagojevich Has A Lot of Confidence In His Attorney

Ex-Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich was convicted on 17 public corruption charges and faces up to 300 years in prison. A smiling Rod said he has a good lawyer and could get it reduced to 200 years.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 28 June 2011
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Donald "The Pot" Trump and Michele "The Kettle" Bachmann

Donald Trump has stated that if Michele Bachmann wants to be taken seriously she really needs to do something about that horrible hairdo of hers.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 28 June 2011
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Jon Huntsman Clearly Does Not Know Who Is Who

Former Minnesota Governor Jon Huntsman was asked what he thinks about Joe Biden. He paused for a moment and asked, "Are you talking about the Boston Red Sox player or the professional ice skater?"

written by Abel Rodriguez, 28 June 2011
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Chris Wallace Just Got Kicked Below The Belt By Michele Bachmann

Michele Bachmann has turned the tables on Chris Wallace who asked if she was a flake. Bachmann reportedly asked Chris if he is gay or if he just looks gay.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 28 June 2011
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The Cartoon Character Known As Tim Pawlenty

Tim Pawlenty has said that President Obama has failed in the Middle East, the Far East, the Eastern Conference, and East of Eden.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 28 June 2011
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New economic stimulus scheme...

Schedule interest in dog years.

written by Michael Balton, 28 June 2011
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Man Who Bought Chocolate for Girlfriend Is Irate

A man who bought chocolates from Thornton's is angry because he brought them on Saturday, his girlfriend left him Sunday, and today Thornton's announces that it is to close and he cannot get a refund!

written by IN SEINE, 28 June 2011
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Doctors Reveal Cause of Illness

Doctors have reported that the reason why so many people are "ill at ease" is because of MEDICAL INSURANCE

written by IN SEINE, 28 June 2011
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Lady Godiva's husband was interviewed about her - how easy she is to live with etc.

Mr. G. answered,'What do YOU think? I've been married to that woman for close to 43 yrs. Take what you've learned about her this past year and multiply it by 43. Sheesh! I need a freaking medal.

written by Lady Godiva, 28 June 2011
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Lady Godiva asked husband for an iPod as a retiremen gift

He said, "I thought I'd heard her correctly and bought her a pea-pod. Actually I bought her 1lb of them. She is never bloody satisfied that woman.

written by Lady Godiva, 28 June 2011
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Neil Patrick Harris to be married to long time partner.

Yes, little Doogie Houser is getting married at last. He hasn't announced yet which of the 'pair' will be the groom and which will be the bride. Yes...shock....he's gay.

written by Lady Godiva, 28 June 2011
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