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BREAKING News

Neighbour's son threw baseball through Lady Godiva's living room window. Broke it!

written by Lady Godiva, 22 June 2011
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New 'Super Diet'

Just eat the 'holes' out of your doughnuts!

written by Lady Godiva, 22 June 2011
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Vincent van Gogh is not, it's his brother!

A self-portrait of Vincent is not because it's his brother, Theo, what a load of old "Double Dutch!"

written by Jaggedone, 22 June 2011
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Tim Henman's come-back

He may not be playing Wimbledon, but you can still see Tim Henman this summer after he released his first gay porno. Entitled "Come On Tim" it features extensive use of his back-hand and ball control.

written by MonkeyInTheBath, 22 June 2011
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Chelsea have a "Special One Mark II", "so what," say's Sir Alex!

Chelsea have a Special One Mark II and Sir Alex laughed, called him a Tosser and said, "The Special One Mark I is my friend, one day he'll take my place and spank Mark IIs bum just like I'm gonna!"

written by Jaggedone, 22 June 2011
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Scottish Hero

Scotttish hero Murray Mint is leaving everyone breathless as he takes Wimbledon by storm. Those occupying Murray's Mound have claimed the Mint effect is better than listening to bagpipes.

written by j.w., 22 June 2011
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Sarah Palin and Jon Huntsman Like Two Hunting Peas In a Pod

Jon Huntsman, who says he was the former governor of Utah, has entered the GOP race. Upon hearing the news Sarah Palin remarked, "Oh goody, a fellow hunter I can talk about moose blasting with."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 22 June 2011
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Andy Dick Is Coming Soon

Comedian Andy Dick says he is considering running for Congressman Anthony Weiner's vacated seat. Dick said that he already has a name that is just as recognizable as Weiner's was.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 22 June 2011
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President Obama's Afghanistan Good News-Bad News Thing

The good news is that President Obama plans to remove 10,000 troop from Afghanistan. But the bad news is that he will be sending them directly to Vancouver.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 22 June 2011
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Tim Pawlenty's Interesting Political Move

GOP presidential primary candidate Tim Pawlenty says that in the interest of better voter recognition he is thinking about changing his last name to Palin.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 22 June 2011
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Computer Keyboard Instruction Manual Desperately Needed

Will someone please send Lady Godiva a Computer Keyboard Instruction Manual as she keeps 'buggering up' her keyboard and has to type, 'insert question mark'...whenever this happens.

written by Lady Godiva, 22 June 2011
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Proof that Catholics are Not Christians

The Vatican has the ability to bail out the entire European union economy because it has so much gold. Yet it refuses to do what the Bible says. It proves that the Catholic Church runs the EU.

written by IN SEINE, 22 June 2011
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In Milton Keynes Today…

A salesman was caught peddling used bicycles.

written by IN SEINE, 22 June 2011
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Union Threatens Biggest Strike since 1926

Britain's biggest trade union, Unison, have threatened to take industrial action, which will be bigger than the one in 1926. The strike will take place in 2011 - that's 8:11 PM BST

written by IN SEINE, 22 June 2011
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Mysterious Hum Attacks Village

The village of Woodland, Co Durham, has been the victim of a mysterious hum. Meanwhile, Cross Houses in Shropshire, has also been the victim of a hum, but this one comes from a sewage treatment works.

written by IN SEINE, 22 June 2011
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Learn to speak 'dolphin'

It's not easy to start with, but after a while it just clicks

written by ExiledRoyal, 22 June 2011
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Grown man cries

Serena Williams relieved to get through to Wimbledon second round

written by ExiledRoyal, 22 June 2011
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Comedians on cocaine

Great at the one liners

written by ExiledRoyal, 22 June 2011
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Endangered Republican Presidential Candidate

The US Fish and Wildlife Service have placed a Newt on the endangered species list (ESL). First Newt Gingrich's senior campaign staff and now his fundraisers have quit!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 June 2011
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Voters Seem to Miss the Obvious

Did you ever notice that "Obama 2008" bumper stickers are resident on the left side of the rear bumper? This sticker is usually next to "Save the Wombats" or "Kiss a Turtle" messages!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 June 2011
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New Graphic Cigarette Package Warning Labels

For the last 40 years the US Surgeon General has been warning people about the dangers of smoking via warning labels and the media! Perhaps literacy programs are needed, not new warning labels!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 June 2011
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Republicans to Self Destruct

Right wingers want presidential candidate former Governor Huntsman (R-UT) to explain why he was President Obama's Ambassador to China. When a US president calls you to serve, you serve the USA!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 June 2011
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Back to Brown Bag Lunches and Hungry Kids

New study indicates food allergies are more prevalent than previously thought. The Obama administration is considering terminating all subsidized food programs in US public schools!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 June 2011
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