Neighbour's son threw baseball through Lady Godiva's living room window. Broke it!
New 'Super Diet'
Just eat the 'holes' out of your doughnuts!
Vincent van Gogh is not, it's his brother!
A self-portrait of Vincent is not because it's his brother, Theo, what a load of old "Double Dutch!"
Tim Henman's come-back
He may not be playing Wimbledon, but you can still see Tim Henman this summer after he released his first gay porno. Entitled "Come On Tim" it features extensive use of his back-hand and ball control.
Chelsea have a "Special One Mark II", "so what," say's Sir Alex!
Chelsea have a Special One Mark II and Sir Alex laughed, called him a Tosser and said, "The Special One Mark I is my friend, one day he'll take my place and spank Mark IIs bum just like I'm gonna!"
Scotttish hero Murray Mint is leaving everyone breathless as he takes Wimbledon by storm. Those occupying Murray's Mound have claimed the Mint effect is better than listening to bagpipes.
written by j.w.
, 22 June 2011
Sarah Palin and Jon Huntsman Like Two Hunting Peas In a Pod
Jon Huntsman, who says he was the former governor of Utah, has entered the GOP race. Upon hearing the news Sarah Palin remarked, "Oh goody, a fellow hunter I can talk about moose blasting with."
Andy Dick Is Coming Soon
Comedian Andy Dick says he is considering running for Congressman Anthony Weiner's vacated seat. Dick said that he already has a name that is just as recognizable as Weiner's was.
President Obama's Afghanistan Good News-Bad News Thing
The good news is that President Obama plans to remove 10,000 troop from Afghanistan. But the bad news is that he will be sending them directly to Vancouver.
Tim Pawlenty's Interesting Political Move
GOP presidential primary candidate Tim Pawlenty says that in the interest of better voter recognition he is thinking about changing his last name to Palin.
Computer Keyboard Instruction Manual Desperately Needed
Will someone please send Lady Godiva a Computer Keyboard Instruction Manual as she keeps 'buggering up' her keyboard and has to type, 'insert question mark'...whenever this happens.
Proof that Catholics are Not Christians
The Vatican has the ability to bail out the entire European union economy because it has so much gold. Yet it refuses to do what the Bible says. It proves that the Catholic Church runs the EU.
In Milton Keynes Today…
A salesman was caught peddling used bicycles.
Union Threatens Biggest Strike since 1926
Britain's biggest trade union, Unison, have threatened to take industrial action, which will be bigger than the one in 1926. The strike will take place in 2011 - that's 8:11 PM BST
Mysterious Hum Attacks Village
The village of Woodland, Co Durham, has been the victim of a mysterious hum. Meanwhile, Cross Houses in Shropshire, has also been the victim of a hum, but this one comes from a sewage treatment works.
Learn to speak 'dolphin'
It's not easy to start with, but after a while it just clicks
Grown man cries
Serena Williams relieved to get through to Wimbledon second round
Comedians on cocaine
Great at the one liners
Endangered Republican Presidential Candidate
The US Fish and Wildlife Service have placed a Newt on the endangered species list (ESL). First Newt Gingrich's senior campaign staff and now his fundraisers have quit!
Voters Seem to Miss the Obvious
Did you ever notice that "Obama 2008" bumper stickers are resident on the left side of the rear bumper? This sticker is usually next to "Save the Wombats" or "Kiss a Turtle" messages!
New Graphic Cigarette Package Warning Labels
For the last 40 years the US Surgeon General has been warning people about the dangers of smoking via warning labels and the media! Perhaps literacy programs are needed, not new warning labels!
Republicans to Self Destruct
Right wingers want presidential candidate former Governor Huntsman (R-UT) to explain why he was President Obama's Ambassador to China. When a US president calls you to serve, you serve the USA!
Back to Brown Bag Lunches and Hungry Kids
New study indicates food allergies are more prevalent than previously thought. The Obama administration is considering terminating all subsidized food programs in US public schools!