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New Auction Site

A new Leeds based internet auction site was launched with great fan-fare yesterday. After a It was revealed that it would be called ebaygum.

written by Eurocleese De Zouch, 15 June 2011
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Sarah Palin Is Not As Dumb As She Sometimes Acts

Sarah Palin was right when she said Paul Revere never yelled out that the British were coming. What he really said was "Hey y'all those fellas with the red jackets and the funny accents are coming."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 15 June 2011
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Anthony Weiner On The Road To Rationalization

Anthony Weiner says that he really does not see what all the hullabaloo is about since it's not like he had a love child or had an intern play with his pee-pee.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 15 June 2011
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Civil War, Revolutionary War, Wars All Look The Same Huh?

Sarah Palin was asked if she knew who Betsy Ross was. She smiled and said "Of course, I do. She's that wonderful black lady who during the Civil War sewed all of the British flags duh."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 15 June 2011
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Two Weiners Don't Make One Weiner Right

Congressman Anthony Weiner says that he has received two text messages of encouragement...one from Pee Wee Herman and one from Andy Dick.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 15 June 2011
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Archie Bunker Would Have Gone Out For A Beer And Never Come Back

Sarah "Snowflake" Palin has just become the Edith Bunker of Politics.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 15 June 2011
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Levi Johnston and Old What's His Name Are Running For Mayor of Wasilla

Devastated after his entire campaign staff quit Newt Gingrich says he plans to move to Alaska and run for mayor of Wasilla. Levi Johnston reportedly said, "Hey, bring it on Cabbage Patch."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 15 June 2011
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Sarah Palin's Lack of Geographical Savvy Has Now Become Clear

Alaska has just released 24,000 emails that were written by Governor Sarah Palin. Wow, no wonder she didn't have any time to read up on geography!

written by Abel Rodriguez, 15 June 2011
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Aniston & Weiner... A Shot Too Far ?

Jennifer Aniston phoned Anthony Weiner said to "Shoot over the Moon" Maddonna said Albert Finney movies are passe' She should try Jack Nicholson who's into aging matriachs; "Thats As Good As It Gets"

written by Linius, 15 June 2011
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Mr Bean Stabbed In Row Over Girl

No, not Mr Bean...Sean Bean...

written by Skoob1999, 15 June 2011
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Puppy gets pegged on washing line!

A filipino animal lover pegged his puppy on the washing line to dry after peeing himself and peeing on mum's fav rug, the Yob thought nothing of it after all it was an "Aire" dale pup!

written by Jaggedone, 15 June 2011
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The Ever Lovely Charles Barkley Has Packed On The Pounds

Charles Barkley has gained so much weight that he and Queen Latifah look like they could be sisters.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 15 June 2011
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Donald Trump Says That It's All About Being Pitchy

This birth certificate thing is getting out of hand. Now Donald Trump says he wants to see American Idol Judge Randy "The Black Dawg" Jackson's birth certificate.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 15 June 2011
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George Bush Had Better Not Get The Little Woman All Riled Up

Neighbors of George and Laura Bush reported hearing the couple arguing. Laura hollered out that if George did not stop criticizing her cooking she was going to spill the beans on the WMD bullshit.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 15 June 2011
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Glenn "Baby Teardrops" Beck Has Got To Get His Act Together

The Ku Klux Klan's director of membership has stated that he had to turn down Glenn Beck's request for membership due to the fact that the sissyboy just cries way too damn much!

written by Abel Rodriguez, 15 June 2011
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Miliband Calls Cameron "An Absolute Disgrace"

Hardly a revelation.

written by Skoob1999, 15 June 2011
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Bored Teen Pegs Puppy On Clothes Line

It's not quite dry yet.

written by Skoob1999, 15 June 2011
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Katie Price Engaged!

Again...yawn...

written by Skoob1999, 15 June 2011
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Record Fall In Jobless Numbers

The concentration camps are working well.

written by Skoob1999, 15 June 2011
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Joss Stone Kidnap Plotters Astonishing Claim

We were just playing Ninjas

written by Skoob1999, 15 June 2011
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BBC Television Centre Sold

To Jonathan Ross and Chris Moyles.

written by Skoob1999, 15 June 2011
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Boy George Holds 50th Birthday Bash

No handcuffs or radiators involved...

written by Skoob1999, 15 June 2011
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Fabregas Says He's Happy At Arsenal

That means he'll be off to Barcelona within a fortnight.

written by Skoob1999, 15 June 2011
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Male Grooming Salon 'A Front for Mafia Hitman'

Back, Sack & Whack.

written by pinxit, 15 June 2011
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Life Expectancy in US Lags Behind Other Nations

As Americans learn that their life expectancy has decreased simply by being American, many have begun packing their bags and are said to be heading to Canada and Australia.

written by Ellie James, 15 June 2011
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News on Royals

This just in: Prince William and Kate still madly in love.

written by Lady Godiva, 15 June 2011
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Hugh Heffner's fiancee awoke from her coma

Hugh's been dumped. Fiancee awoke from coma. Looked at him and went into shock. Wedding off!

written by Lady Godiva, 15 June 2011
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Suppositories

The Doctor has prescribed suppositories for me. For all the good they will do, I may as well stick them up my ars*.

written by Gordon Clarke, 15 June 2011
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How to Rob a Bank

Walk to counter - pull out gun - ask for money - put money in bag - rull like hell.

written by Lady Godiva, 15 June 2011
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Man Still Can't Believe It's Not Butter

A man recently bought "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!" He is still shocked by the fact it's not butter. "It still taste like butter." - The man commented.

written by Alexf505, 15 June 2011
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The Ever Amazing Sarah Palin Strikes Again!

Sarah Palin was asked what she thinks about the History Channel. She paused for a moment and then replied, "Well, ya know, I kinda like it, except that they show a lot of real old shows."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 15 June 2011
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Rev. Al Sharpton Isn't Too Good At Ciphering

Rev. Al Sharpton is claiming that Oprah Winfrey is his love child. Winfrey says that Sharpton is one messed up SOB since she's 57, and he's 56.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 15 June 2011
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LOL and IMHO Are Both OKAY

Rhode Island has just become the first state in the Union to ban the use of the acronym WTF.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 15 June 2011
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Congressman Weiner Tosses Out Yet Another 'Limp' Excuse

Congressman Anthony Weiner has now decided to blame his Petergate problems on Global Warming.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 15 June 2011
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Australian dinosaur had UK double

Initial tests show the 125 million year old fossil closely resembles clubbers in Norwich.

written by ExiledRoyal, 15 June 2011
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Fey for West Ham

Senegal dancer Gloria Fey is to join the Hammers Bubbles girls in the great West Hamm revival show.

written by j.w., 15 June 2011
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New GCSE Targets

Education Minister Gove has implemented new targets for GCSE pupils. In future they will have to shoot at least two Cabinet Ministers before they can qualify for the dole.

written by j.w., 15 June 2011
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All Greek to Me

Pythogaras and Plato for the Eureka strike: You may understand but it is all Greek to me.

written by j.w., 15 June 2011
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Libyan Olympic Tickets

Thousands of Libyan rebels have stormed Tropoli demanding tickets for the Olympic Games.

written by j.w., 15 June 2011
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Osborne's Ring for the Banks

George Osborne has presented the Banks with a ring but is waiting it to them to pick up the phone.

written by j.w., 15 June 2011
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Blog Hoax Goes Wrong

An unfortunate typo turned a hoax blog into a hoax bog, leaving the author in a load of shit. He has now dropped the bog role.

written by j.w., 15 June 2011
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