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Russians


The way I understand it, the Russians are sort of a combination of evil and incompetence... sort of like the Post Office with tanks.

written by ExiledRoyal, 12 June 2011
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Did you know?

It takes 40 gallons of sap to make one Weiner.

written by Michael Balton, 12 June 2011
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X-Factor Is Getting Out-of-Hand

Simon Cowell says that he is now planning to have an X-Factor in Egypt. He says that to make it more interesting the rejected acts will actually be jailed

written by Abel Rodriguez, 12 June 2011
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Tracy Morgan and The KKKonnection

The Ku Klux Klan is reporting that Tracy Morgan did in fact apply for membership but he was turned down as being too much of a bigot.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 12 June 2011
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The Very, Very Confused Chaz Bono

Chaz Bono who was born a female and then became a male now says he is thinking of going back to being a female. Voters can vote at www.chazpeepee.huh

written by Abel Rodriguez, 12 June 2011
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Joan Rivers Is Grinning From Jewish Ear to Jewish Ear

Joan Rivers who has not been with a man in years reportedly downloaded Anthony Weiner's pecker picture and is using it as her computer screen saver.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 12 June 2011
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Weiner Anxiety Attack!

Rehab center reports Weiner goes mental when told he can not act out through his penis. "It's not fair,' he cried, "we've been through many hard times together and he always knows what I'm thinking!

written by Morse, 12 June 2011
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Huma Weiner Denies She's Pregnant!

After being counseled by Clintons says, "I never had sex with THAT man, Anthony Weiner" before seeking annulment under non performance BONUS clause in her contract which included 'no hummers!'

written by Morse, 12 June 2011
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Wasserman Shultz considers Lyposuction on Her Arse!

DNC head said, "maybe that will take people's mind off my bad hair and put their attention in it's proper place; worked for Pippa didn't it?" Alex Baldwin says, "she's no Pippa," in understatement!

written by Morse, 12 June 2011
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Weiner Blames Childhood for Penis Obsession!

Wanker claims his family was so poor he never got toys on Hanukkah and was reduced to 'playing with himself!"

written by Morse, 12 June 2011
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Netanyahu Demands US Cut Off Foreign Aid!

PM claims support by Weiner, Wasserman-Schultz, Shumer, Feinstein and Frank gives his country a bad name. "Hamas is bad enough , we don't need collateral damage from these people going off !

written by Morse, 12 June 2011
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Psychiatrist Urges Weiner Must Stay in Congress!

Confidential Clinical report concludes: "This man is far to dangerous to be employed or released into the private sector!"

written by Morse, 12 June 2011
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Government's 'Work Training' plans.....for Children!

...Mr Cameron insists plans to end child support benefit will not result in children being abandoned onto the streets. Old style Victorian workhouses will be brought in to accommodate them he says.

written by Tommy Twinkle, 12 June 2011
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Male Chauvinist Pig.

There is only one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig and that's a woman who won't do as she is told.

written by Gordon Clarke, 12 June 2011
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Sexism Book.

I am going to write a book about sexism. Of course it will include pictures so that women can understand it.

written by Gordon Clarke, 12 June 2011
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Rooney has new nickname

Rooney's mates are calling him 'Scabby 'Ead Scouser'.

written by Lady Godiva, 12 June 2011
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