Duke Of Edinburgh Gets 62 Gun Salute On 90th Birthday
It should have been 90, but we've only got 62 left.
Iowa Does Not Like The Word Penis
The highly conservative state of Iowa has banned the use of the words penis and weiner. They stated that they'll still allow the words Dinky Dink, Winky Wink, Wiggly Worm, Dip Stick, and PeePee.
Bill Clinton Offers Some Great But Late Advice To Tony Weiner
Bill Clinton reportedly called up Anthony Weiner and said, "You stupid SOB, you should have had the friggin bitch sign a 'non-disclosure' clause like I did with Monica."
So Where Did All The Talk About Arnold Schwarzenegger Go?
Arnold Schwarzenegger reportedly told his business manager to write out a check for $2,000 to that nice, wonderful, headline grabbing man Anthony Weiner.
Delta Airlines Just Says "Oops?"
Delta Airlines is sorry for having charged American soldiers $200 each for having an extra bag. They plan to make things better by saying "Sorry, here's your $200 back and next time fly Southwest."
Tory MP touches womens tits!
A Tory MP illegally touched a womens tits who just happened to be in his flat with him alone at the time, well at least he wasn't gay!
The One and Only Monica Lewinsky!
As if Anthony Weiner does not have enough problems already. Reports are that Monica Lewinsky texted him saying she wants to talk to him about him buying some of his intimate 'pecker pix.'
Congressman Weiner Explains How It All Started
Congressman Weiner told "The Views" Barbara Walters that all of his penis problems started a few months ago when he was given a TSA 'Pat Down' twice in one day.
Gary Busey - Charlie Sheen's Mentor
Donald Trump stated that Congressman Weiner actually makes Gary Busey seem normal as hell.
The Hot Dog Business Is Booming
A hot dog stand in Queens reports that business has tripled since it added its Congressman Weiner Hot Dog Wiener.
British Women Are Not All Slappers
Some are quite handy with their fists.
Distraught Katie Price comments on her botched breast-reduction op
'It's gone tits up' she said.
written by pinxit
, 10 June 2011
Scientists Discover What Pleases Women
Nation's Governors to Gather in Houston to Pray and Fast
Texas Governor, Rick Perry, invites the nation's governors to Houston for a prayer and fasting event. He assured his staff that it would not take place on Free Taco Tuesday.
Democratic Left Wing Deficit Reduction Approach
Ask the wealthiest corporations and individuals in US society to contribute their fair share (increased taxes) so Democratic liberals can maintain important national investments (social programs).
The head of a blue state progressive organization pontificates that people have more freedom when there are more government regulations. Talk about having one's head plugged up one's own arse!
Political Health Care
Eighty-eight year old Joe Smith indicates that a big win for Republicans in next year's US Presidential and Congressional elections may be the vaccine that cures loony liberalism in his lifetime!
Anybody Seen the Democratic Donkey
President Obama has taken up Haruspication, divination by inspecting animal entrails, in hopes of figuring out how to improve the US economy and to create new jobs!
President Obama Mystified by the Poor US Economy
Perhaps thousands of pages of ObamaCare regulations and financial regulations, and hobbling the energy industry (oil, natural gas, coal) have something to do with it!
The Biden Budget/Debt Ceiling Talks
VP Biden held the latest round of bipartisan deficit-reduction talks with three Senators, three Representatives and three Administration officials. VP Biden didn't get a good hand all afternoon!