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Duke Of Edinburgh Gets 62 Gun Salute On 90th Birthday

It should have been 90, but we've only got 62 left.

written by Skoob1999, 10 June 2011
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Iowa Does Not Like The Word Penis

The highly conservative state of Iowa has banned the use of the words penis and weiner. They stated that they'll still allow the words Dinky Dink, Winky Wink, Wiggly Worm, Dip Stick, and PeePee.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 June 2011
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Bill Clinton Offers Some Great But Late Advice To Tony Weiner

Bill Clinton reportedly called up Anthony Weiner and said, "You stupid SOB, you should have had the friggin bitch sign a 'non-disclosure' clause like I did with Monica."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 June 2011
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So Where Did All The Talk About Arnold Schwarzenegger Go?

Arnold Schwarzenegger reportedly told his business manager to write out a check for $2,000 to that nice, wonderful, headline grabbing man Anthony Weiner.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 June 2011
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Delta Airlines Just Says "Oops?"

Delta Airlines is sorry for having charged American soldiers $200 each for having an extra bag. They plan to make things better by saying "Sorry, here's your $200 back and next time fly Southwest."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 June 2011
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Tory MP touches womens tits!

A Tory MP illegally touched a womens tits who just happened to be in his flat with him alone at the time, well at least he wasn't gay!

written by Jaggedone, 10 June 2011
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The One and Only Monica Lewinsky!

As if Anthony Weiner does not have enough problems already. Reports are that Monica Lewinsky texted him saying she wants to talk to him about him buying some of his intimate 'pecker pix.'

written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 June 2011
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Congressman Weiner Explains How It All Started

Congressman Weiner told "The Views" Barbara Walters that all of his penis problems started a few months ago when he was given a TSA 'Pat Down' twice in one day.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 June 2011
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Gary Busey - Charlie Sheen's Mentor

Donald Trump stated that Congressman Weiner actually makes Gary Busey seem normal as hell.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 June 2011
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The Hot Dog Business Is Booming

A hot dog stand in Queens reports that business has tripled since it added its Congressman Weiner Hot Dog Wiener.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 June 2011
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British Women Are Not All Slappers

Some are quite handy with their fists.

written by Skoob1999, 10 June 2011
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Distraught Katie Price comments on her botched breast-reduction op

'It's gone tits up' she said.

written by pinxit, 10 June 2011
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Scientists Discover What Pleases Women

Nothing.

written by Ho Lee Crap, 10 June 2011
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Nation's Governors to Gather in Houston to Pray and Fast

Texas Governor, Rick Perry, invites the nation's governors to Houston for a prayer and fasting event. He assured his staff that it would not take place on Free Taco Tuesday.

written by Ellie James, 10 June 2011
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Democratic Left Wing Deficit Reduction Approach

Ask the wealthiest corporations and individuals in US society to contribute their fair share (increased taxes) so Democratic liberals can maintain important national investments (social programs).

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 10 June 2011
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Bass Aackwards

The head of a blue state progressive organization pontificates that people have more freedom when there are more government regulations. Talk about having one's head plugged up one's own arse!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 10 June 2011
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Political Health Care

Eighty-eight year old Joe Smith indicates that a big win for Republicans in next year's US Presidential and Congressional elections may be the vaccine that cures loony liberalism in his lifetime!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 10 June 2011
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Anybody Seen the Democratic Donkey

President Obama has taken up Haruspication, divination by inspecting animal entrails, in hopes of figuring out how to improve the US economy and to create new jobs!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 10 June 2011
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President Obama Mystified by the Poor US Economy

Perhaps thousands of pages of ObamaCare regulations and financial regulations, and hobbling the energy industry (oil, natural gas, coal) have something to do with it!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 10 June 2011
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The Biden Budget/Debt Ceiling Talks

VP Biden held the latest round of bipartisan deficit-reduction talks with three Senators, three Representatives and three Administration officials. VP Biden didn't get a good hand all afternoon!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 10 June 2011
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