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Peter Papper Papped a pair of 'pappers' according to CKCO news

Peter Papper, otherwise known is Petet Piper picking pickled peppers, recently Papped a pair of Pappers taking pictures of Spoof Writers. Super injuctions expected to follow.

written by Lady Godiva, 01 June 2011
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CHCH t.v . Ontario reports on pappings

CHCH t.v. Ontario is concerned about the number of residents on Southern Ontario being 'papped' without their concent. Many are taking such 'pappings' to court.

written by Lady Godiva, 01 June 2011
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As reported on CNN Pope Papped

As reported on CNN tonight, the Pope was well and truly papped. Yes 'Pontif Papped'.

written by Lady Godiva, 01 June 2011
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Arizona Will Still Be Arizona

The Pentagon has stated that the rumors about plans to nuke Arizona are absolutely false.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 01 June 2011
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Some of Them Old Folks Could Stop A Grandfather Clock

Authorities in Florida report that they have had to close down a nude beach that catered to the elderly due to reports that they were scaring away the seagulls, the minnows, and the sharks.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 01 June 2011
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The Taliban Gave It It's Best Shot (No Pun Intended)

Reports that the Taliban applied for membership in the Tripoli Better Business Bureau have been confirmed as being factual. The BBB did say that they were turned down on grounds of belligerency.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 01 June 2011
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The Channel Formerly Known As C-SPAN

C-SPAN plans to change it's name to C-SPAM in order to attract more Internet surfers.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 01 June 2011
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Valentine's Day Heist

Several stores reported that there was an increase in stolen condoms the week before Valentine's Day. One store owner commented, "Nothing says I love you like having sex with a stolen condom."

written by Josh Gillam, 01 June 2011
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Fight at Barnes and Nobles

After several fights broke out at Barnes and Nobles, management had this to say; "In retrospect, it wasn't a good idea to put the philosophy books across from the Bibles."

written by Josh Gillam, 01 June 2011
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New Black Friday!

Black Friday is always a big shopping day, and Cyber Monday proved to be popular with consumers as well. Companies prepare for the newest addition this year, Telemarketing Tuesday!

written by Josh Gillam, 01 June 2011
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Boss of FIFA eradicates all corruption!

The FIFA is riddled with corruption and Sepp Blatter is determined to make FIFA clean. "World Cup bids will only be accepted by those countries who pay me the most, that's it!"
Declared Sepp!

written by Jaggedone, 01 June 2011
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US Bans Texting While Planking

And while you're at it, get that cell phone away from your head. It will fry your brain.

written by Michael Balton, 01 June 2011
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Blatter Ousted!

In a shock development FIFA President Sepp Blatter has been ousted from front pages by a virulent cucumber.

written by j.w., 01 June 2011
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Elvis seen in Parliament claim debunked - 'A misprint!'

We can confirm that Elvis has not been seen in the Houses of Commons at all - this was a misprint, it should have read "Elves seen in Parliament!"

written by Inchcock, 01 June 2011
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June Question Time in Common's Delayed!

Common's Question Time has had to be delayed, while Members, Police, Labour Party Members, Air Sea Rescue, and Alcoholics Anonymous carry out a search for Ed Miliband.

written by Inchcock, 01 June 2011
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No Clue

The clueless Republican Party chiefs need to get their presidential candidate act together. Otherwise, the US will get four more years of the current clueless Commander in Chief!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 01 June 2011
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Whining Environmentalists

Rabid environmentalists will whine at President Obama to terminate US nuclear power plant construction based on Germany's decision. That would make oil, coal and nuclear power these nuts have ruined!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 01 June 2011
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Three Cheers for Texas

Proposed Texas legislation would prohibit a TSA screener from touching the anus, sexual organ, buttocks or breasts of a traveler during a pat down.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 01 June 2011
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Useless UN/WHO Study

Cell phones "possibly cause cancer" according to a WHO study, the same as certain vegetables and coffee. The danger of cell phone use appears to be car accidents and people walking into poles.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 01 June 2011
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Marketing Strategy

Famous lady's and men's underwear manufacturer is giving away a free environmentalist with each purchase. Why not, rabid environmentalists are in every Americans pants anyway!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 01 June 2011
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A Planet of their Own

A potential 2012 presidential candidate has promised (if elected) that US rabid environmentalists would be given the planet Venus, provided they all settle there!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 01 June 2011
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