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Donald Trump's New "Hair Raising" Reality Show

Donald Trump will be starring in a new reality show in the fall. It'll be called Celebrity Hair Stylist Apprentice and the show will feature 10 hair stylists each giving him a free hairdo makeover.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 05 July 2011
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Charlie "The White Dawg" Sheen?

Charlie Sheen says that he would make a great judge on American Idol because to him all of the contestants are...WINNERS!

written by Abel Rodriguez, 05 July 2011
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Newt Gingrich Is Down and Just About Out

Newt Gingrich, whose entire campaign staff deserted him, says that job offer of a greeter at Walmart is starting to look pretty damn good.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 05 July 2011
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Dick "The Non-Nazi" Cheney

Dick Cheney has denied the rumors that he is a Nazi. He says that if he was a Nazi he would be wearing clothes with swastikas on them, he'd be bad-mouthing Jews, and he'd sound like Heidi Klum.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 05 July 2011
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Prince William hits a paparazzi

During a game of Street Hockey in Canada, Prince William was allowed to take a penalty. He missed the net and was heard to say "I blame you all" as the puck sailed through the air and hit a cameraman.

written by IainB, 05 July 2011
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Law to Legalise Bisexuality Due Soon

… It could go either way!

written by IN SEINE, 05 July 2011
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When Martin Sheen was asked......

When Martin Sheen was asked, "How did you feel when you got fired from 'Two and a Half Men", he replied, "That was my idiot son you freaking moron".

written by Lady Godiva, 05 July 2011
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Giggsy is welcomed back by Man Utd!

Giggsy returned to training today feeling slightly apprehensive, but Rooney broke the ice and asked, "what is the fuss all about" because Rooney's experienced at tit!

written by Jaggedone, 05 July 2011
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Drive-thru Church to Be Opened in UK

After a bishop suggested that sermons went on too long, a drive-thru church has opened so you can receive the sermon on a postcard. The problem is the congregation can no longer afford the petrol.

written by IN SEINE, 05 July 2011
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Alan Pardew signing 4 new players to Magpies

Pardew plans to sign, Joe Cole, Ashley Cole, Carlton Cole and Australian player, Gary Cole. He said, "He can't see anything wrong with bringing Coles to Newcastle."

written by Lady Godiva, 05 July 2011
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Make a complaint to The News Of The World

Leave a message on your voicemail

written by ExiledRoyal, 05 July 2011
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Gaddaffi running for the US Presidency

Libya's Colonel Gaddaffi has announced his candidacy for the US Presidential election next year. He says he wants to be the first multi-national Head of State. Political pundits can only DISAGREE.

written by whatinthe world, 05 July 2011
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Gaddaffi the next reality TV star

Colonel Gaddaffi of Libya is such a fan of TV reality programmes that he wants to be on the next "I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here" series. Producers have thought about his request seriously. Maybe?

written by whatinthe world, 05 July 2011
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I was Frieda: Gaddaffi

Libya's Colonel Gaddaffi has admitted that he once sang in a Abba tribute band. "I was Frieda, you know, the one with dark hair" he said. Gaddaffi does not regret for a minute the performances he did

written by whatinthe world, 05 July 2011
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Gaddaffi wants to be Madonna

Libya's Colonel Gaddaffi says he wants to change his sex and become a clone of singer Madonna. "She is so sexy and beautiful" said the Colonel "I can't resist becoming just like her." Oh my my! No!!!

written by whatinthe world, 05 July 2011
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Gaddaffi in new arm struggle

Colonel Gaddaffi of Libya wants to arm wrestle former Californian Governor and ex body builder Arnie Schwarzennegger. "We could go best of three. Hell, that'd be a great idea!" said the idiot Colonel.

written by whatinthe world, 05 July 2011
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Gaddaffi's naked statement

Libya's Colonel Gaddaffi has announced he will run naked from Tripoli to Johannesburg in South Africa if the rebel forces lay down their arms and make peace with the Government. Gaddaffi is serious.

written by whatinthe world, 05 July 2011
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Bastard now a bastard

Dr Richard T Bastard, eminent medical researcher, has been elected Huge Bastard by the elite Bastard Fellowship of Baltimore. Bastard, whose claim to fame is obvious, will take up his position soon.

written by whatinthe world, 05 July 2011
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Archaeological dig in Liverpool uncovers early Roman chariot

Researchers say it's definitely from the local area as it was found standing on two stones with the wheels missing.

written by Les Being, 05 July 2011
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Britain's border forces boosted!

David Cameron says that the border patrol for the South East Coast of Britain, is to be doubled.
The 3rd scout group of Little Hampton has joined the 23rd Boys Brigade company from Lynton on patrol.

written by Inchcock, 05 July 2011
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Traffic police named as UK's worst drivers

The report said; they crash more often than Windows Vista

written by Les Being, 05 July 2011
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MoD loses track of £6.3bn in assets

MoD said, "It's a lot of fuss about one nuclear sup. The captain will remember where he parked it eventually"

written by Les Being, 05 July 2011
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Prince Charles writes bucket list

He wants to be King

written by Les Being, 05 July 2011
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Andy Murray receives hero's welcome in Scotland

Not really surprising as the Scottish for "first" is "runner-up"

written by Les Being, 05 July 2011
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Train maker Bombardier cuts 1,400 jobs

Trains to be made in Germany instead. When asked what they thought of the UK order they replied; "As Germans we don't take orders, we give orders"

written by Les Being, 05 July 2011
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Basildon council to spend £9.3 million on traveller's evection

A council spokesman said; "It would have been cheaper to buy them a site in Knightsbridge".

written by Les Being, 05 July 2011
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Prince William speaks to Quebec crowd in French

Unfortunately he can't speak French and what he actually said was; "Kneel before your future king you nation of Nazi collaborators". Never ask a mate to write a speech

written by Les Being, 05 July 2011
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So Farewell, Archduke Otto von Habsburg

Father of the European Parliament.

Wonder if he ever dreamed of being Holy Roman Emperor...

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 05 July 2011
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Fifty Killed in Church of Satan Massacre During Songs of Praise Broadcast

Fifty rabbits were slaughtered at the church of satan led by Magus Last Emperor Kim Jong Ill during the BBC's first ever Songs of Praise broadcast at Hell's Kitchen on July 3rd.

written by Alex99, 05 July 2011
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