Spoof Writers suspended for a month
A large number of Spoof Writers received a one month suspension today for not proofreading carefully, allowing typos to 'go through'. This move leaves The Spoof with only 3 writers for the next month.
Rupert Murdoch statement.
Rupert Murdoch said he has been touched by the messages left on Amy Winehouse's answer phone.
Chicharito headbutts Rooney in pre-season training!
Man Utd's Chicharito has headbutted Rooney in training and is now concussed. He thought that by heabutting Rooney he could become just like Wayne, a tough nut, but Rooney has to thick a head, ouch!
Phone hacker reveals Rooney keeps secret diary
A hacker listened in on Wayne Rooney's recent phone conversation with Becks when Wayne told Becks of his secret diary...kept over at the Spoof office for safety. Becks admitted that he has one too.
Police Asked Whether NoW Revelations Could Get Any Worse
'Taking things to their logical conclusion,' said a Metropolitan Police spokesman, 'we are investigating whether a number of high profile murders might have resulted from hits funded by the NoW.'
Sounds like ObamaCare
The food police want to create a national program to tax food they believe is unhealthy to reduce obesity & health care costs, save the environment, limit some food access, while paying for itself.
LONE RANGER: How do you spot a male Democratic liberal left President Obama supporter? TONTO: They have a bulge in their pants when Obama is mentioned, but still speak with forked tongue!
Go Ahead and Use Your Veto
House Speaker Boehner (R-OH) & Senate Majority Leader Reid (D-NV) pass a compromise debt ceiling/spending cut package. Pres. Obama vetoes the bill & the American electorate makes him a one-termer!
No Education Problems
A Maryland county liberal school board has a political correctness problem. There is not enough diversity on the panel as opposed to other critical education problems that need solving!
Just the Facts
A polygamist sect leader has fired his 56 year old male defense lawyer and hired his four 14 year old child brides to defend him against child sexual assault charges.
Ban Violated State Law
A San Francisco CA judge struck a proposed circumcision ban from the city's November 2011 ballot. The judge also told the schmuck who proposed the ban to go have his head examined!