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Hospital Visiting By Skype

Berkshire NHS trust are urging people to visit friends and family in hospital by using Skype. They are warned that they MUST be fully up to date with their antivirus software.

written by IN SEINE, 28 July 2011
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Oprah Winfrey Can Buy Donald Trump and Make Him Get A Crew Cut

The United States government is $14.3 million in debt or as Oprah Winfrey calls it chump change.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 28 July 2011
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The Average Salary of An NFL Player Is About $2 Million Per Year

The NFL lockout has been settled. Gosh it's great to know that now there won't be 1,696 humongous men taking up so much space in the nation's unemployment offices.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 28 July 2011
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Nancy Pelosi Shows She Still Has Some Sharp Claws

Nancy Pelosi knew once she stopped being the speaker of the house the place would go to hell. She remarked, "People said Pelosi is from California, she's a fruit, a nut, a flake - Ok...so eat me!"

written by Abel Rodriguez, 28 July 2011
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You Just Can't Put Nothing Past Old Sarah "Snowflake" Palin

Sarah Palin does not like the Smurfs. She said "Ya know the little fellas are all Democrats." When asked to explain she replied, "Look, they're blue as in blue states or Democrat states, duh."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 28 July 2011
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It Looks Like The Jeb Bush Presidential Show Is Right Around The Corner

Jeb Bush says he's thinking of running for president. He pointed out he'll name his brother George as his vice presidential running mate giving the American people two Bushes for the price of one.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 28 July 2011
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Sarah Palin shoots a deer and her fawn, 2 robins and 5 small children

She just loves her new camera and making Kodak Moments.

written by Lady Godiva, 28 July 2011
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Norwegian mass-murder not a Muslim hater, he just loved Hitler!

After the tragic events in Norway it seems that the amok killer was not a "Muslim Hater" after all, he is just an innocent Hitler fan who obeyed Adolf's orders to KILL, KILL, KILL!

written by Jaggedone, 28 July 2011
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Italians replace dead Amy Winehouse (RIP) concert with "near-dead" Spice Girls!

After the tragic death of Amy Winehouse (RIP), Italians had to cancel her concerts (?) and showing solidarity with Amy they hired The, "near dead" Spice Girls to replace her, SAD!

written by Jaggedone, 28 July 2011
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Englishman arrested in Florence for reading hard-core porno instead of Sunday Times supplement!

An Englishman was arrested in Florence, Italy, because he was caught reading hard-core porno in public instead of his usual Sunday Times supplement; is there a difference?

written by Jaggedone, 28 July 2011
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Some Manchester United fans in complete shock when they hear what Americans and Canadians call their team

After watching the Manchester United game against the MLS All Stars via satellite.United supporters were gobsmacked to hear the American commentators referring to their beloved team as Man. U.

written by Lady Godiva, 28 July 2011
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Shockwaves rattle the English as they receive the news........

And the winner of "Miss England" is........... Welsh

written by Lady Godiva, 28 July 2011
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Siberia for News of the World

Staff on the dead News of the World have been offered jobs in Siberia to reduce the blow of the paper closing. Salt analyst Zed Hack said he was keen to investigate Siberian salt mines.

written by j.w., 28 July 2011
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"Pakistan - We Have A Problem"

In yet another move to try and save money, the United States government will be outsourcing the NASA space program to Pakistan.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 28 July 2011
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That $14.3 Trillion Dollar Debt Can Be Reduced Real Quick

If President Obama was really smart he would pass a national law okaying gay marriages and then tax each couple an extra $200 gay tax that would go directly to The United States Treasury Department.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 28 July 2011
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Heidi Montag Has Been Issued A Warning

The weather in California has been so hot that Heidi "The Plastic Woman" Montag has been warned by her plastic tits doctor not to go outside or risk having her tata's melt and end up on her ankles.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 28 July 2011
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Costa Rica - The Land of Bananas And Dinero (Money)

President Obama has reportedly asked Costa Rica for a loan. A Costa Rican spokesperson said they can spare about $900 and they'll throw in about 400 bananas for free.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 28 July 2011
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The Mormon Men Still Pretty Much Tell All Of Their Wives Who To Vote For

Sarah Palin was told that Mitt Romney has the Mormon vote sewed up. She smiled and said comedian Zydeco Dupree said Donny and Marie Osmond are voting for the Loose Moose, who Palin said is her.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 28 July 2011
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Coming Very Soon - The New Sit-Com Comedy Show, The Congressional Debt Talks

The Bravo Network is planning a new sit-com show based on The Congressional Debt Talks. It will star Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Heidi Montag, who are all more qualified that anyone in Congress.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 28 July 2011
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No Sarah, That Excuse Ain't Gonna Fly

Sarah Palin is trying to convince people that the reason why her movie The Undefeated did so poorly was because movie goers confused it with the 1969 John Wayne movie The Undefeated.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 28 July 2011
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President Obama Has Put His Foot Down On The Congress Boys

President Obama growing ever so impatient has told the members of Congress that it they can't start agreeing on stuff he is going to have them all fired and their jobs outsourced to Pakistan.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 28 July 2011
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American sports commentators refuse to apologize to Manchester United fans

Most American sports commentators refer to Manchester United as Man. U.They don't understand what all the fuss is about coming from some British Spoof Writers. THEY are the ones with the problems.

written by Lady Godiva, 28 July 2011
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ObamaCare Prescription

Doctor advises Medicare patient with low blood pressure to watch President Obama's televised phony pessimistic speeches about default. Guaranteed to raise blood pressure without prescription drugs!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 28 July 2011
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Infectious Diseases

TEACHER: Name four sexually transmitted diseases. LITTLE JOHNNY: Syphilis, Gonorrhea, AIDS and Barack Obama!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 28 July 2011
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Americans Going Green

America's 200 million coffee drinkers are now using green plastic and Styrofoam cups!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 28 July 2011
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Obama's Voodoo Deficit Reduction

President Obama and the Democrat's deficit reduction plan includes saving $1.2 trillion (includes interest) by not going to war with Outer Slobovia!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 28 July 2011
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Clueless in Chief

President Obama has surrounded himself mostly with inept Democratic left wing ideologues that have never held a real job. Yep, that explains clueless in chief!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 28 July 2011
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Democratic Brain Trust

Rep. J. Clyburn (D-SC) was rushed to GWU hospital for an emergency CRANIALRECTLECTOMY after saying President Obama should raise the debt ceiling with an executive order based on the 14th amendment!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 28 July 2011
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A Sucker is Born Every Minute

State Democratic liberal big spender legislators are trying to convince their constituents that the local business climate will improve if they are allowed to tax Internet sales!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 28 July 2011
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