'One thumb bandits' wanted by Serious Spoof Writers
Ten thousand points reward for anyone who turns in the "one thumb bandits". Should be easy to identify because each is made up of one large areshole and they all share a brain.
New study reveals how to avoid becoming involved in a car crash.
Never, ever, ever, get into a car.
Customer returns loaf of 12 grain bread to supermarket
She claimed it only contained 11 grains!
Regarding comments on the weather
If you complained about how cold it was during winter then you have given up the right to complain about how hot it is in summer.
Sarah Palin Is as Happy as A Moose In Heat
Sarah Palin is so proud of her son Track and his pregnant wife Britta that she has already gone out and bought the baby a baby stroller, a baby playpen, and a high-powered telescopic hunting rife.
FOX To Replace Their Worn Out Slogan of "Fair and Balanced"
FOX owner Rupert Murdoch is so proud of his wife Wendi for jumping to his aid that he is replacing the FOX slogan of 'Fair and Balanced' with 'The Home of The Leaping Dragon Lady'.
Graffiti Has Gotten Way Out of Control
The crew of the space shuttle Atlantis is still trying to figure out how in the world someone was able to spray paint graffiti reading Yo Bro on the side by the door.
Wendi "Leaping Dragon Lady" Deng Defended Her Husband Rupert "Sitting Bull" Murdoch
Rupert Murdoch's wife Wendi, 42, was asked if the 38 year age difference between her and her 80-year-old husband is an issue. The Chinese lady said, "Hubby worth $67 billion, what you effen think?"
From The Land of Political Irony
Michele Bachmann has chosen the heavy metal band, The Gay Barbarians to be her official presidential campaign band.
Did YOU complain about the price of Kate's wedding dress?
Well, to repcoup the money spent on the Royal Wedding dress, it is to be 'put on display' at the palace,together with accessories so go spend a few quid and help pay for the frock.
Spoof writer faces ban for taking steroids
Steroid use is rampany in many sports. Recently a Spoof writer was banned for 3 months for writing under the influence of steroids. Un-named Spoof writer said 'steroids seemed to give me an edge'.
Rupert Murdoch unable to speak
Rupert Murdoch is unable to speak. He is suffering from a hacking cough and is seeking medical advice.
Taggart to investigate death of NOTW whistleblower-
"Thas bin a murdoch"
NOS Crime report
Figures released by the National Office of Statistics reveal that only 3% of youths in Bradford will turn to a life of crime - joining the 97% that already have.
NOTW strikes again
Mrs Lila Welbourne had just purchased a microwave oven from the local white goods retailer when she noticed a small defect. NOTW journos had hacked into the oven's memory and were spying on her case.
Shuttle hit by NOTW corruption
The 135th and final Space Shuttle landing at Cape Carnavral had to be resheduled after NOTW journalists hacked into the the space craft's computer system. "F...ing assholes" one angry scientist said.
Sex and the single lamp post
In absolutely phenomenal scenes here today, a lamp post grew arms and legs that it flexed amorously at passing females. The post then moved along the sidewalk seemingly in pursuit of one lovely girl.