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Strikes Should be Illegal

The call that Strikes should be illegal has gone out from Rupert Murdoch in the Sun, The Times, The Sunday Times, Thew News of the World and Sky News.

written by j.w., 02 July 2011
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Northern Ireland: Rev Ian Paisley crashes into tree

IRA claim they planted it

written by Les Being, 02 July 2011
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The Spoof is better than the truth

It's true. Fake stories in The Spoof appear higher in Google's ranking than the real ones

written by Les Being, 02 July 2011
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DSK for president

DSK: US presidential erections are more fun than the French ones

written by Beaumanoir, 02 July 2011
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Disability cheat caught skydiving

Police say that, with hindsight, it would have been much easier to arrest him once he hit the ground

written by ExiledRoyal, 02 July 2011
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Want a cheap smoke alarm?

Simply tape popcorn to your ceiling

written by ExiledRoyal, 02 July 2011
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Coldest part of a fridge discovered

The inside

written by ExiledRoyal, 02 July 2011
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'Casualty' now on its 26th series

Ironically it hasn't got any better

written by ExiledRoyal, 02 July 2011
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Blair Believed That Prince Charles Wanted to Screw Labour

It is alleged that former prime minister, Tony Blair believed that Prince Charles wanted to "screw" Labour. It is reputed that the Prince said: "you're doing a good job of that already, old boy!"

written by IN SEINE, 02 July 2011
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Gillette Sponsorship Deal for Murray Next Year

After failing to reach the Wimbledon final, Britain's Andy Murray will be sponsored by Gillette next year. He has now realised that his lucky beard no longer works. In fact he almost tripped over it.

written by IN SEINE, 02 July 2011
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When Mark Lowton was asked.....

When Mark Lowton was asked..."Your dog has no nose, how does he smell?" he answered, "Bloody awful!"

written by Lady Godiva, 02 July 2011
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When Prince William was asked....

When Prince William was asked...."How are you feeling today sir?" he answered, "With my hands....as usual."

written by Lady Godiva, 02 July 2011
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When Beckham was asked...

When Beckham was asked how long he'd be in the bathroom, he answered, "About nine inches as usual."

written by Lady Godiva, 02 July 2011
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When John Terry was asked....

When John Terry was asked if he'd picked his nose as a child, he answered,

"Well, yes, I'll admit I did', whereupon he received the comment, 'Well you should have picked a better one'. Tadaaa!

written by Lady Godiva, 02 July 2011
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When Rooney was asked....

When Rooney was asked by his farmer uncle, "Did you milk the cow?" He answered, "No, I left the lass a few bob in the Bank.''

written by Lady Godiva, 02 July 2011
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When Giggsy was asked.....

When Giggsy was asked if he'd watched 'Muffin the Mule' he said, "No, I kept me bloody eyes shut."

written by Lady Godiva, 02 July 2011
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Google to take charge of metropolitan police

Google say. Finding criminals will be made easier than ever.

written by Les Being, 02 July 2011
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Reason Canadian's Women's 'soccer' team not doing well

No-one knows! Rumour has it that they all received a visit from 'their little friend' before the first game!

written by Lady Godiva, 02 July 2011
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Good news. IKEA to launch restaurant chain

Bad news. You have to assemble the food yourself. First customer said; "Some bits were missing"

written by Les Being, 02 July 2011
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Ryan Giggs breaks right leg

Giggsy broke his leg yesterday when he fell of the pedestal on which he had placed himself.

written by Lady Godiva, 02 July 2011
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Prince Charles had ears 'pinned back'

After a recent operation to have his ears 'pinned back' Prince Charles had the operation reversed as Camilla said she liked to hold on to them during 'love-making.

written by Lady Godiva, 02 July 2011
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Rooney's Scab Fell Off

Rooney is auctioning off his 'scab' on eBay. No bidders after 3 days!

written by Lady Godiva, 02 July 2011
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Church to review same-sex relationships

Church leaders say; we don't mind as long as they can prove they are not gay or lesbians.

written by Les Being, 02 July 2011
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