Strikes Should be Illegal
The call that Strikes should be illegal has gone out from Rupert Murdoch in the Sun, The Times, The Sunday Times, Thew News of the World and Sky News.
written by j.w.
, 02 July 2011
Northern Ireland: Rev Ian Paisley crashes into tree
IRA claim they planted it
The Spoof is better than the truth
It's true. Fake stories in The Spoof appear higher in Google's ranking than the real ones
DSK for president
DSK: US presidential erections are more fun than the French ones
Disability cheat caught skydiving
Police say that, with hindsight, it would have been much easier to arrest him once he hit the ground
Want a cheap smoke alarm?
Simply tape popcorn to your ceiling
Coldest part of a fridge discovered
'Casualty' now on its 26th series
Ironically it hasn't got any better
Blair Believed That Prince Charles Wanted to Screw Labour
It is alleged that former prime minister, Tony Blair believed that Prince Charles wanted to "screw" Labour. It is reputed that the Prince said: "you're doing a good job of that already, old boy!"
Gillette Sponsorship Deal for Murray Next Year
After failing to reach the Wimbledon final, Britain's Andy Murray will be sponsored by Gillette next year. He has now realised that his lucky beard no longer works. In fact he almost tripped over it.
When Mark Lowton was asked.....
When Mark Lowton was asked..."Your dog has no nose, how does he smell?" he answered, "Bloody awful!"
When Prince William was asked....
When Prince William was asked...."How are you feeling today sir?" he answered, "With my hands....as usual."
When Beckham was asked...
When Beckham was asked how long he'd be in the bathroom, he answered, "About nine inches as usual."
When John Terry was asked....
When John Terry was asked if he'd picked his nose as a child, he answered,
"Well, yes, I'll admit I did', whereupon he received the comment, 'Well you should have picked a better one'. Tadaaa!
When Rooney was asked....
When Rooney was asked by his farmer uncle, "Did you milk the cow?" He answered, "No, I left the lass a few bob in the Bank.''
When Giggsy was asked.....
When Giggsy was asked if he'd watched 'Muffin the Mule' he said, "No, I kept me bloody eyes shut."
Google to take charge of metropolitan police
Google say. Finding criminals will be made easier than ever.
Reason Canadian's Women's 'soccer' team not doing well
No-one knows! Rumour has it that they all received a visit from 'their little friend' before the first game!
Good news. IKEA to launch restaurant chain
Bad news. You have to assemble the food yourself. First customer said; "Some bits were missing"
Ryan Giggs breaks right leg
Giggsy broke his leg yesterday when he fell of the pedestal on which he had placed himself.
Prince Charles had ears 'pinned back'
After a recent operation to have his ears 'pinned back' Prince Charles had the operation reversed as Camilla said she liked to hold on to them during 'love-making.
Rooney's Scab Fell Off
Rooney is auctioning off his 'scab' on eBay. No bidders after 3 days!
Church to review same-sex relationships
Church leaders say; we don't mind as long as they can prove they are not gay or lesbians.