Oh the shame of it!
The Prime Minister having to cut short a visit to Nigeria to make a statement to the House arising from allegations about corruption involving the British police.
NoW Office Cat To Blame For Phone Hacking And Police Bribery
Following all at News International and the Met blaming subordinates for recent scandals, it has been finally established that the NoW office cat was fully responsible for all wrongdoing.
Murdoch ends up with egg on face
No wait a minute, looks more like a custard pie
Mystery Blonde heading back to England, Manchester!
The Mystery Blonde left a message with a Canadian Newspaper editor.She is heading back to England.It's thought she'll be heading for Manchester to meet Chicharito as mentioned on recent post card.
Murdoch foam pie man
I thought he was kind of wrinkly on TV so thought I would help him out with some moisturiser.
Israeli Defence Forces deny storming French ship -
- they claim it surrendered
Israeli Defence Forces storm French ship
No cheese-eating surrender monkeys hurt.
Gadaffi announces surrender
Pigs fly, Pope declared Jewish.
World's first Muslim talking doll unveiled
What is says is unknown - nobody willing to pull the cord.
Pamplona, Spain Has Found A Way To Save Money
The Pamplona Chamber of Commerce has said that next year in an effort to cut back on expenses they will be doing away with The Running of The Bulls and replacing it with The Running of The Chickens.
Arnold Schwarzenegger - The Reality Show Father
The word is that Arnold Schwarzenegger may be getting his own reality show based on love children. The working title is Arnold Plus 8.
Sarah Palin - The Gal Who Is Really Like One of The Guys
Mitt Romney was asked what he thinks about the two women in the GOP race. He replied he can kick Michele Backmann's butt, and then added that he does not consider Sarah Palin to be a woman.
The Wonderfully Wonderful Kangaroo
Gasoline in some parts of Australia has gotten so high that some Aussies are actually starting to ride kangaroos to work.
The mystery of Mark Cavendish, Tour de France's superb sprinter
Is it any wonder Mark Cavendish has proven to be the BEST sprinter in The Tour de France?Hell, he was born on The Isle of Man,whose flag displays THREE LEGS. That must be Mark's secret weapon.3rd leg?
US Replaces Debt Ceiling with Clay Tile
The United States government prepares to replace the current debt ceiling made from slate to the more popular clay tile.
Download the Parachute App for Your Smart Phones
Skydivers from all over the globe express gratitude to learn of the new Parachute App. Many of them drop their phones while free falling.
Poor Carlos Tevez
Tevez doesn't know whether he is coming or going from Manchester City FC. He should sue the club for 'mental abuse' to the tune of around a hundred million quid. That'll teach 'em.
Doesn't Pass the Smell Test
Michelle Obama is to be the spokesperson for a new perfume sponsored by the Obama administration. The new fragrance is called "Clueless!"
Thieves Reported in Maryland
Budget committees of the Maryland Legislature are examining items not currently taxed in the Free State. Apparently the Democratic governor needs more revenue to spend on foolish liberal programs!
Any Excuse Will Suffice
Whoopi Goldberg (The View) & Rep. Jackson Lee (D-TX) are upset with Republicans over racist remarks regarding Pres. Obama. During debt meetings someone asked the pres. if he takes his coffee black!
Proponents of same sex marriage have achieved their goal in some states and eagerly get married. However, other same sex couples want the benefits, but are upset they must marry to get them!
The obesity police are threatening to take obese children from their parents. These perverse morons have been told by grandparents that their bodies will never be found, if they try!
Didn't Like the Food
Woman arrested on a cruise ship for painting underwear (bras, panties and briefs) on murals of nude men, women and cherubs located throughout the ship!
ObamaCare in Action
HHS targets specific groups to take a survey about HIV, sending out two dollar bills as payment. Unfortunately, President Obama's picture is on the currency to help reduce the deficit!
"Bewitched, Bothered & Bewildered" is a show tune & popular song from the 1940 Rodgers & Hart musical Pal Joey. "Insanity, Ineptness & Ideology" is the tune from the clueless Obama administration!
US History Lessons Required
Michele Bachmann should study black history concerning breaking up slave families. Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner should study the 14th amendment concerning only paying Civil War debts!
Stranger in Town
DNC Chairman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz has good organizing skills. She has promised to show the Obama administration personnel how to organize a two car funeral without screwing it up!