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Oh the shame of it!

The Prime Minister having to cut short a visit to Nigeria to make a statement to the House arising from allegations about corruption involving the British police.

written by Rebel Not Taken, 19 July 2011
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NoW Office Cat To Blame For Phone Hacking And Police Bribery

Following all at News International and the Met blaming subordinates for recent scandals, it has been finally established that the NoW office cat was fully responsible for all wrongdoing.

written by Swan Morrison, 19 July 2011
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Murdoch ends up with egg on face

No wait a minute, looks more like a custard pie

written by Les Being, 19 July 2011
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Mystery Blonde heading back to England, Manchester!

The Mystery Blonde left a message with a Canadian Newspaper editor.She is heading back to England.It's thought she'll be heading for Manchester to meet Chicharito as mentioned on recent post card.

written by Lady Godiva, 19 July 2011
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Murdoch foam pie man

I thought he was kind of wrinkly on TV so thought I would help him out with some moisturiser.

written by Nae mair crap, 19 July 2011
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Israeli Defence Forces deny storming French ship -

- they claim it surrendered

written by Ho Lee Crap, 19 July 2011
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Israeli Defence Forces storm French ship

No cheese-eating surrender monkeys hurt.

written by Ho Lee Crap, 19 July 2011
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Gadaffi announces surrender

Pigs fly, Pope declared Jewish.

written by Ho Lee Crap, 19 July 2011
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World's first Muslim talking doll unveiled

What is says is unknown - nobody willing to pull the cord.

written by Ho Lee Crap, 19 July 2011
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Pamplona, Spain Has Found A Way To Save Money

The Pamplona Chamber of Commerce has said that next year in an effort to cut back on expenses they will be doing away with The Running of The Bulls and replacing it with The Running of The Chickens.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 July 2011
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Arnold Schwarzenegger - The Reality Show Father

The word is that Arnold Schwarzenegger may be getting his own reality show based on love children. The working title is Arnold Plus 8.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 July 2011
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Sarah Palin - The Gal Who Is Really Like One of The Guys

Mitt Romney was asked what he thinks about the two women in the GOP race. He replied he can kick Michele Backmann's butt, and then added that he does not consider Sarah Palin to be a woman.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 July 2011
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The Wonderfully Wonderful Kangaroo

Gasoline in some parts of Australia has gotten so high that some Aussies are actually starting to ride kangaroos to work.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 July 2011
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The mystery of Mark Cavendish, Tour de France's superb sprinter

Is it any wonder Mark Cavendish has proven to be the BEST sprinter in The Tour de France?Hell, he was born on The Isle of Man,whose flag displays THREE LEGS. That must be Mark's secret weapon.3rd leg?

written by Lady Godiva, 19 July 2011
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US Replaces Debt Ceiling with Clay Tile

The United States government prepares to replace the current debt ceiling made from slate to the more popular clay tile.

written by Ellie James, 19 July 2011
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Download the Parachute App for Your Smart Phones

Skydivers from all over the globe express gratitude to learn of the new Parachute App. Many of them drop their phones while free falling.

written by Ellie James, 19 July 2011
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Poor Carlos Tevez

Tevez doesn't know whether he is coming or going from Manchester City FC. He should sue the club for 'mental abuse' to the tune of around a hundred million quid. That'll teach 'em.

written by Lady Godiva, 19 July 2011
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Doesn't Pass the Smell Test

Michelle Obama is to be the spokesperson for a new perfume sponsored by the Obama administration. The new fragrance is called "Clueless!"

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 19 July 2011
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Thieves Reported in Maryland

Budget committees of the Maryland Legislature are examining items not currently taxed in the Free State. Apparently the Democratic governor needs more revenue to spend on foolish liberal programs!



written by Philbert of Macadamia, 19 July 2011
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Any Excuse Will Suffice

Whoopi Goldberg (The View) & Rep. Jackson Lee (D-TX) are upset with Republicans over racist remarks regarding Pres. Obama. During debt meetings someone asked the pres. if he takes his coffee black!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 19 July 2011
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Spoil Sports

Proponents of same sex marriage have achieved their goal in some states and eagerly get married. However, other same sex couples want the benefits, but are upset they must marry to get them!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 19 July 2011
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Grandparents Speak

The obesity police are threatening to take obese children from their parents. These perverse morons have been told by grandparents that their bodies will never be found, if they try!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 19 July 2011
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Didn't Like the Food

Woman arrested on a cruise ship for painting underwear (bras, panties and briefs) on murals of nude men, women and cherubs located throughout the ship!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 19 July 2011
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ObamaCare in Action

HHS targets specific groups to take a survey about HIV, sending out two dollar bills as payment. Unfortunately, President Obama's picture is on the currency to help reduce the deficit!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 19 July 2011
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Show Tunes

"Bewitched, Bothered & Bewildered" is a show tune & popular song from the 1940 Rodgers & Hart musical Pal Joey. "Insanity, Ineptness & Ideology" is the tune from the clueless Obama administration!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 19 July 2011
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US History Lessons Required

Michele Bachmann should study black history concerning breaking up slave families. Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner should study the 14th amendment concerning only paying Civil War debts!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 19 July 2011
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Stranger in Town

DNC Chairman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz has good organizing skills. She has promised to show the Obama administration personnel how to organize a two car funeral without screwing it up!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 19 July 2011
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