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Rebekah Brooks as bald as Murdoch

Hidden washroom camera captures Rebekah Brooks adjusting her rug.

written by fredflange, 13 July 2011
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Charles "Fifi" Barkley Is Upset

Charles Barkley says he's getting tired of people confusing him with Serena Williams. He remarked that if it keeps up he may have to grow a beard or else try not to act as effeminate as he does.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 13 July 2011
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Paris Hilton - The Blonde's Blonde

Paris Hilton has stated that if Sarah "Snowflake" Palin and Michele "Boo-Boo" Bachmann are going to run around acting like her then they had better dye their hair blonde.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 13 July 2011
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How In The World Do They Memorize All Of Those Words?

The average three-minute hip hop rap song has a total of 19,473 words.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 13 July 2011
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Rupert Murdoch Wins Euro Millions Lottery

In Seine News would like to report that Rupert Murdoch has won £161 million on the Euro millions lottery. However, you cannot be certain what is true in the news any more! It could be embarrassing.

written by IN SEINE, 13 July 2011
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The Ever So Popular Mickey D's

The phrase "Good morning" has just officially been replaced as the phrase heard the most in one day by the new winning phrase, "You wanna supersize it?"

written by Abel Rodriguez, 13 July 2011
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Pizza About Italy

'It's a Pizza about Italy' said Prime Minister Sylvio Berlesconi 'The economy is going down the tubes and the spaghetti can't take it any more!'

written by j.w., 13 July 2011
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Hacking the Dead

A telephone game called 'Hacking the Dead' has come to an abrupt halt. Messages left on Jesus Christ's mobile were intercepted, God knows how, and then deleted. The message was 'Get down to earth'.

written by j.w., 13 July 2011
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The California Girls All Got The Feeling Goin'

Sales of the new female intimate product iPantiliners in California have literally skyrocketed with the skinny pads flying off the store shelves as if they were marijuana brownies.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 13 July 2011
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Ann "Trigger Face" Coulter Is Still The GOPrincess

A computer hacker hacked into Ann Coulter's computer and all he found were photos of palominos. Coulter later informed police that the horse photos were all actually pictures of her. Oopsies!

written by Abel Rodriguez, 13 July 2011
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Rodney King Showing 'Em Dat He Still Be Bullet-Proof!

The infamous Rodney King was arrested on charges of driving while under the influence. The charges, however were dropped when King agreed to a $1.7 million settlement from the county of Los Angeles.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 13 July 2011
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Michele Bachmann - The Author Who Wants To Be President

For some reason Michele Bachmann's new book, The Secret To Curing Gays From Being Gay has not sold one single copy in San Francisco.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 13 July 2011
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Now That Is One Dumbass Dude

The marine who convinced Mila Kunis to be his date to the Marine Corps Ball has reportedly stuck his military boot in his mouth and stated that she was not really his first choice.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 13 July 2011
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Strange car accident

Police were called to a car accident in which nobody was sighted as either a driver or passenger and there were no witnesses. The two empty cars collided mysteriously. Cor blimey, what next I say?

written by whatinthe world, 13 July 2011
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Assange = News Of The World?

The left-wing Guardian newspaper continued to defend John Inman impersonator Julian Assange today, claiming "he hacks private data. It's completely different from hacking phones."

written by MonkeyInTheBath, 13 July 2011
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Prince Charles on his v mail

HRH Prince Charles claims that everybody except the Queen hacked into his mobile phone's voice mail. "By jove, there isn't a sod this side of Chelsea who hasn't had a go at my mobile" he declared.

written by whatinthe world, 13 July 2011
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Gary "The Space Alien" Busey Has Made Quite A Comeback

Gary Busey is the only person in America who can actually make Sarah Palin seem like a Rhodes Scholar.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 13 July 2011
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Meatloaf's Very Fitting Tribute To Donald Trump

Meatloaf has just recorded a song in honor of Donald Trump's hairdo. It's called "Like A Bad Hairdo Out Of Hell."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 13 July 2011
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The Wildfires Have Pretty Much Taken Over The Place

In order to avoid traumatizing the citizens of Arizona even more the state has just issued a directive outlawing the use of the name Hot Dogs.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 13 July 2011
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The Good Old Ego Boosting Monica Lewinsky Speaks

Monica Lewinsky has confided to a close friend that she is using Anthony Weiner's Internet photo as her computer screen saver and she hopes to one day meet the real thing.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 13 July 2011
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The Smoke and The Anti-Labor Issues Do Have An Influence

Most of America's airlines state that they will start flying over Arizona again. They do however note that they still will not fly over Wisconsin.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 13 July 2011
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Cheryl Cole gives Ashley one last chance.

'If he gets his air rifle out again and shoot anyone it's over' she told reporters.

written by Rebel Not Taken, 13 July 2011
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Murdoch pulls out of BSkyB

When asked for a reason he said, "They just show the same old shit over and over again"

written by Les Being, 13 July 2011
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Police to charge journalists……..

more for information

written by Les Being, 13 July 2011
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Jamie Oliver quits Sainsbury's campaign after 11 years

Gordon Ramsay to fill void. In future Sainsbury's adverts to be screened after watershed

written by Les Being, 13 July 2011
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Pauline Quirke sheds six and a half stone in six months

This is the largest amount of ugly fat to be lost since Lenny Henry divorced Dawn French

written by Les Being, 13 July 2011
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Kay Burley refuses to make on-air apology to MP

She's a woman, what do you expect?

written by Les Being, 13 July 2011
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Are Astra satellites losing altitude?

Or to put it another way. Is the Sky falling in on Murdoch?

written by Les Being, 13 July 2011
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Newcastle's Joey Barton barred from US

Cheryl Cole asks; "What the F*ck do yanks have against Geordies?"

written by Les Being, 13 July 2011
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Sun defends brown Sauce

Sorry that should of read; Sun defends source of Brown story

written by Les Being, 13 July 2011
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Cameron jumps on Miliband wagon

That's it. The joke was in the headline.

written by Les Being, 13 July 2011
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Rising fuel price rocks Belfast

Belfast rioters forced to throw rocks instead of Molotov Cocktails due to sharp rise in petrol costs. Protesters say; "Gone are the days when petrol bombs were the cheapest option"

written by Les Being, 13 July 2011
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Christina Aguilera Has Just Become A True Professional

Christina Aguilera says that she will never again forget the words to the National Anthem since she has had the words tattooed on the inside of her left hand.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 13 July 2011
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The Savings on Sunblock Is Simply Stupendous!

Black comedian Zydeco Dupree said that with all of the money that black people save on not having to buy sunblock they could buy Santa Monica Beach and lease it out to the White folks.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 13 July 2011
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Kind of Like 'The Voice' But With Lots of Bling-Bling

NBC was so successful with its singing show The Voice that BET is presently making plans to have its own version called The Voice, Bitch.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 13 July 2011
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Boy George But He Sang Like Girl George

Boy George, the former gender-bending singer of Culture Club, has said that he has been asked to join The Village People. BG said that he will play the part of the Transvestite.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 13 July 2011
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Kathy Griffin The Real Honest-To-Goodness Redhead

Kathy Griffin, who is a real redhead, says she is taking a cue from the redheaded comedian Carrot Top and she will begin referring to her vaginal region as Carrot Lap.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 13 July 2011
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