Licence to Kill
After Ken Clark's invitation to kill people who enter your house I am sending invitations to several old enemies. I will dispose of them when they attack me after I tell them what I think of them.
written by j.w.
, 01 July 2011
On this day in 1990 the internet was invented. The first and only web page was dedicated to the advancement of modern science. Followed two days later by six million porno sites. God bless the net
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