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Did Paris miss The Big Bang?

"The universe is not the result of chance, as some would want to make us believe," Benedict said on the day of the Epiphany, "But, I have my doubts about Paris Hilton."

written by Auntie Matter, 06 January 2011
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Britney Spears Will Never Ever Change

Britney Spears made a New Year's resolution that she would never ever lip sync again. Well that resolution only lasted five days. She reportedly lip synced at her cousin's birthday party.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 06 January 2011
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What The Hell Would Tarzan Think?

The African country of Upper Shambutu has stated that they are postponing their scheduled invasion of Ireland due to the massive Spear recall.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 06 January 2011
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Flash: Chelsea Clinton's Marriage License Is A Fake!

Wikileaks is reporting that Chelsea Clinton's marriage license is a fake. If you look closely the woman in the license photo is actually Miley Cyrus and not Chelsea Clinton.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 06 January 2011
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The Reason Why Brazil Nuts Are So Gosh Darn Expensive

Due to the Brazil Nut shortage, the price of each Brazil Nut has gone up to $7, making Brazil Nuts the most expensive nuts in the world. Bill Gates reportedly remarked, "Wanna bet?"

written by Abel Rodriguez, 06 January 2011
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What Do Brett Favre and Mel Gibson Have In Common?

NFL quarterback Brett Favre who has fallen from grace faster than Bernie Madoff did has reportedly called up Mel "From Hell" Gibson and asked him for advice on how the hell to act.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 06 January 2011
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Arnie Lands Plum Role

Warners are doing a remake of the hit TV series of the sixties The Beverley Hillbillies. Arnie will play Jed Clampett; Paris Hilton will play Elly May and Barry Manilow will play Granny Moses.

written by Auntie Matter, 06 January 2011
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Obama Names Daley

President Barak Obama chooses William Daley as his new chief of stuff.

written by Bureau, 06 January 2011
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Breakthrough Blood Test

The breakthrough blood test that could help you find out if you suffer from ........that disease that makes you forget what it's called.

written by Bureau, 06 January 2011
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Fish, birds, Armageddon? Has our Savior returned?

As the escalating fish and bird deaths brings fears of the Apocalypse, could the sudden appearance of Ted Williams be the Second Coming of Christ?

written by Big Bunny News, 06 January 2011
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The Aflockalypse?

It's the Aflockalypse: More mass animal deaths see 1000's of fish found floating in Fla, 200 birds dead on Texas bridge & 54 dead deer in different stages of rotting alongside I-24 near Paducah, Ky.

written by Bureau, 06 January 2011
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WikiLeaks

Osage of WikiLeaks is the Roman Polanski of Cyber Space ? even so he shouldn't of took a Leak on US and told US it was raining ?

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 06 January 2011
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Captain of the Enterprise ?

We would like to thank the Department of the Navy of the United States of America for making this movie possible " NIMCOMPOOP," ? What would James T. Kirk do ?

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 06 January 2011
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Many Spinsters Disappointed

Triple whammy of rain, sleet and snow showers to hit southern England tomorrow with Scotland braced for bastard with up to 9 inches. Sorry, that should be "blizzard" with up to 9 inches.

written by Bureau, 06 January 2011
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"Kiss My Green Ass, Judge!"

Care workers who tormented elderly women with Green Goblin glove puppet banned from profession for life after puppet threw fit in court during trial.

written by Bureau, 06 January 2011
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"Dance" Teacher Can't Wait

High school dance teacher, 27, arrested 'for having sex in a car with a 16-year-old student'. "I regret it. I should have had the patience to drive home first."

written by Bureau, 06 January 2011
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Retire to Britain

Latvian travels 1,500miles to squat in Britain because it's an 'easy touch'... and ends up living in a £10m mansion & you can too. Just check us at Newlife In Britain, Lagos, Nigeria.

written by Bureau, 06 January 2011
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Vatican solves bird death mystery

Pope says God is behind the Big Bang that killed the birds

written by Big Bunny News, 06 January 2011
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Spam is on the run, corned beef too!

Spam consumption is on the retreat as people become aware that it's just a load of old junk. Monty Python still loves it though!

written by Jaggedone, 06 January 2011
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Remember The British Band The Dave Clark Five?

The famous 60s British band, The Dave Clark Five has reunited and will be touring as The Dave Clark Three.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 06 January 2011
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Wisconsin Cheese Is Now Coming From Where?

Due to the cheese shortage in the Cheese State of Wisconsin, the state is having to import Wisconsin Cheese from the African country of Lower Zamgola.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 06 January 2011
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So Tell Me Vladimir, How Much Is An Italian Spy Worth?

Russia has just captured three Italian spies that they say they are willing to trade to Italy for three cases of Italian wine.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 06 January 2011
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The One Woman That Cloris Leachman Looks Up To

Former White House correspondent Helen "Old Rolls" Thomas is the only woman in America who can refer to Cloris Leachman as a little girl.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 06 January 2011
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Guess What Kind of Leftovers Louisiana Has A Whole Bunch of

The state of Louisiana stated that they still have about 2 million souvenir Christmas Louisiana Tar Balls that they are willing to sell for 3 cents each.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 06 January 2011
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Spoof writers delirious

Spoof writers are delirious today as the Caption Competition 'picture' was changed today. Writers' strike avoided!

written by Lady Godiva, 06 January 2011
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Fisher Still With Titans

Titans owner Bud Adams says it's time to let Vince Young go and for the franchise to find its next quarterback, but coach Jeff Fisher who continues to coach a losing team still aboard after 16 years.

written by Bureau, 06 January 2011
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Author found at last!

The man that put the "Cunt" in Scunthorpe, has finally been found. Asked why he did it, replied. "It were only meant as joke tha knows, whats all fuss abart"

written by armfeetandtoe, 06 January 2011
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Witches Tax?

Curses! Romania's witches forced to pay income tax. 8.44 percent of leaders become toads.

written by Bureau, 06 January 2011
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Now It's Our Turn to Strut

The Fast Fix: Reading the Constitution - Political stunt or serious endeavor? "Right up there with Pelosi's grandchildren being on front row two years ago", say most.

written by Bureau, 06 January 2011
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They're Back!

Scientific Balloon Launches from Antarctica to Study Effects of Cosmic Rays on Earth brought down by Weather Balloon.

written by Bureau, 06 January 2011
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Huckleberry Finn was not a racist claim n+gg+ers!

The word n+gg+r used by Huck Finn in Mark Twain's famous books is upsetting the US. Although banned in many schools Twain's books are loved by n+gg+rs, they think he was only "White Trash" anyway?

written by Jaggedone, 06 January 2011
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Tiger Woods Dropped From Cover of His Own Video Game

His babes will appear instead.

written by Hawking's Chair, 06 January 2011
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Madonna Tells Barbara Walters She Has Two Surgeries Upcoming

Madonna reveals to Barbara Walters she is planning on having the gap in her teeth fixed. She said after that she'll see about getting her tits lifted off of her stomach and put back up on her chest.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 06 January 2011
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The Real Reason Why Hugh Hefner Is Getting Married

Playboy mogul Hugh Hefner has revealed that the real reason he is getting married is so that he can reduce his Viagra intake by 75 percent.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 06 January 2011
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Charlie "Hic!-Hic!" Sheen Says He Is Cutting Back On His Drinking

Charlie Sheen has stated that he is making a conscious effort to cut back on his drinking. He proudly states that he no longer drinks while showering.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 06 January 2011
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Wasilla, Alaska - Home of Sarah Palin...and Lots and Lots of Damn Snow

NASA plans to launch a spaceship and land it in Wasilla, Alaska and check to see if there are actually any signs of life there.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 06 January 2011
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Whitney Houston Lashes Out At "The Queen of Mean" Naomi Campbell

Whitney Houston has stated that she does not appreciate Naomi Campbell saying she has become a crack ho. Houston angrily replied that she has never gotten paid to have sex.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 06 January 2011
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China Importing Discarded Christmas Stockings

Hopes to find sufficient coal to power its next economic boom.

written by Hawking's Chair, 06 January 2011
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Global Economy: China Takes The Lead

And rare earths too.

written by Hawking's Chair, 06 January 2011
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Egypt: Not Again!

Egypt puts extraordinary security around churches after a rain of frogs fall all over the nation.

written by Bureau, 06 January 2011
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Malaysian Man Leaves 'Demon' Wife

Goes for a nymph, instead.

written by Hawking's Chair, 06 January 2011
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China Is Not Kidding About The Dreaded Vuvuzela

The Republic of China has banned the use of the dreaded vuvuzela. Anyone caught violating this law will be forced to eat the damn thing.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 06 January 2011
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The Saudi Arabian Bobsledding Team Has A Big Problem

Reports coming out of Saudi Arabia state that the Saudi bobsledding team has not been able to practice due to the fact that someone has stolen the bobsled.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 06 January 2011
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Tiger Woods Is Pining After Lindsay Lohan

Tiger Woods has checked himself into The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic to try and hit on Lindsay Lohan. He soon finds out he's a day late and a dollar short. Lindsay Lohan has left the building.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 06 January 2011
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Dick Cheney's Much Anticipated Book Is On Its Way (Oh Boy)

Dick Cheney has just announced that his upcoming book already has advance sales of 85 books. The book is titled, The Nice and Positive Things About Waterboarding That No One Ever Talks About.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 06 January 2011
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Chinese Gymnasts Have Always Been Extremely Short But This One, Wow!

China announces that their number one gymnast is Ying Fu Goo, a 16-year-old native of Hong Kong, who stands an amazing 13 inches tall as has been nicknamed "Little Itty Bitty Grain of Rice."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 06 January 2011
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Bloomberg Announcement

New York's Mayor Bloomberg says that reports of garbage pile-ups in the city is over-ratted.

written by Bureau, 06 January 2011
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Town Bans Sidewalk Smoking

Town Bans Sidewalk Smoking, Threatens $1,000 Fines! Mayor: "I can't see why they want to smoke our sidewalks. It leaves big pieces pulled out and tastes like dog shit."

written by Bureau, 06 January 2011
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John Edwants Barely in Will

Elizabeth Edwards leaves John out of her will...except for leaving him the one in the guest's bathroom.

written by Bureau, 06 January 2011
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Finished At Last?

Study tracks turtles journey across South Atlantic. New congress objects to 200-year study.

written by Bureau, 06 January 2011
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Biden on ABC

Joe Biden's Dating Advice for Girls on ABC News! "What else do I have to do?" asks VP.

written by Bureau, 06 January 2011
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Obama School Gunman

Friends say Omaha school gunman was fun, pleasant, outgoing killer-like.

written by Bureau, 06 January 2011
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NKorea Courting SKorea

Analysis: SKorea cool to NKorea charm offensive. "Blowing up our island and our people there is a funny way of showing it."

written by Bureau, 06 January 2011
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Encouragement From China?

China backs policy of no pre-emptive nuke strikes. But could instantly change their minds if needed.

written by Bureau, 06 January 2011
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Med Journal Reports

Medical Journal: Study linking vaccine to autism was fraud...as was linking blindness to masterbation.

written by Bureau, 06 January 2011
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Shoppers Won't Lose Energy

Shoppers won't lose energy in 2011, economists say. "We've put too much sugar and corn syrup into everything."

written by Bureau, 06 January 2011
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More Troops to Afghanistan

U.S. to send 1,400 extra troops to Afghanistan as Obama Promise #17 falls by the wayside: report

written by Bureau, 06 January 2011
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Premier Cameron to have Surgery!

Dr Spoon Ingob, from Eton Hospital, explained it was just part of general operations being carried out on old Etonians to remove any strands of humanity that might have developed since leaving Eton.

written by Inchcock, 06 January 2011
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Mobile Phone User Numbers To Crash Substantially

Microsoft unveils new Windows it says works on mobile phone chips.

written by Hawking's Chair, 06 January 2011
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Food Prices Skyrocket

Drinks cheaper, in comparison.

written by Hawking's Chair, 06 January 2011
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Scunthorpe United blame printers for missing letter after fans receive "Cunthorpe" calendar.

Arsenal FC had similar problem with the same printer last year.

written by Thibarine, 06 January 2011
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Giant dog on the loose!

A giant dog ate an entire cat food factory today. The RSPCA hope the dog has been chipped. One RSPCA insider said; "No need for a chip mate, seen the size of the dog shit!"

written by armfeetandtoe, 06 January 2011
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GTC Considering Suing UK Government

'Global Trees Campaign' are considering suing the UK Government, for excessive use of paper.
Cameron explained: "It's the demand for Expense Forms causing the problem, we can do nothing about this.

written by Inchcock, 06 January 2011
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Napolitano: Terror Threat Even in Common Everyday Items.

Announces that rather than stop terrorists, DHS will require background checks & registration of common items that could be used as weapons such as pencils, scissors, wooden kitchen spoons and lint.

written by SirBeavis, 06 January 2011
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BBQ

In the post Christmas sales, Mattel admit Barbies are selling faster than they can make them. Long lines of people are forming outside stores, creating sightings of the rare Winter Barbie Queue.

written by IainB, 06 January 2011
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Katy Price and Alex Reid to divorce

Katie Price (AKA Jordan) and husband of less than a year Alex Reid have admitted they won't reach their first wedding anniversary. In other news, winter is the coldest season and the sky is blue.

written by IainB, 06 January 2011
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Wikileaks Founder Julian Assange Makes An Astounding Revelation

Wikileaks founder, spokesperson, and CEO Julian Assange has nude photos of every well known celebrity in America; except for Joan Rivers. Assange remarked that NOBODY wants to see Joan naked.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 06 January 2011
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The Three Reasons Why Susan Boyle Cancelled Her Performance In Brooklyn

Susan Boyle stated that she regrets to have had to cancel her performance in Brooklyn but pointed out that she is allergic to wine, pizza, and mafioso's.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 06 January 2011
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Heidi Montag Is Now In The Perfume Business

The latest perfume from Heidi Montag: Eau Du Plastic.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 06 January 2011
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Sarah "Snowflake" Palin Picks Up Yet Another Honor

Sarah Palin has just been named by North Korea as "The Most Popular Non-Korean In North Korea."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 06 January 2011
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Two NFL Teams Are Bound For Afghanistan?

Afghanistan has informed the NFL that they would like to see the New York Jets play the Oakland Raiders in Kabul in the summer of 2011. They did stress that they do not want to see the Detroit Lions.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 06 January 2011
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Pope Resigns

Pope Benedict today resigned from the Papacy in a dramatic TV announcement from the Vatican. "Never wanted to be a Pope in the first place," said he. "Mum's idea."

written by Auntie Matter, 06 January 2011
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One Big Moneysaver Already

New GOP Congress may cut global warming study funds & go back to rock outside window. "If wet, it's raining, if white, it's snowing, if hot it's a nice day, cold: look for a chill...etc.

written by Bureau, 06 January 2011
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Oil price 'enters danger zone'...

Oil prices has crossed the line into the danger zone according to Kenny Loggins who should know.

written by Bureau, 06 January 2011
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