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Snow White sues Dwarfs

Snow White says she contracted Clamidya from: "One of those dirty low down bums". And will take each one of them to court to seek justice. Dopey retorted. "I didnt know I had one".

written by armfeetandtoe, 30 January 2011
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Paul Daniel's Tweet

I must have done a trick wrong...I didn't mean for my hair to disappear.....I meant a 'hare' as in 'rabbit'. Shit!

written by Lady Godiva, 30 January 2011
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Queen Lizzies Tweet

I hope Katie wears clean underwear for the wedding.

written by Lady Godiva, 30 January 2011
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Lady Godiva Tweet

I'm experiencing excruciating saddle sores. I need a break or some very strong ointment.

written by Lady Godiva, 30 January 2011
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Gordon Ramsay Tweet

Fuck! I hope that's not petrol I smell.

written by Lady Godiva, 30 January 2011
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Man survives l 000 ft. plunge from Scottish mountain

Turns out to be a Spoof writer with a thick skull and he wishes to remain anonymous for now. See related story now - or soon to be published. Worth 5 of anyone's thumbs.

written by Lady Godiva, 30 January 2011
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Tennis Devolution Stalled

The British Tennis Bored is trying to persuade the Scottish Tennis Bored to stop calling Andy Murray British when he loses and a Scot when he wins. 'The reverse is true' said a British official.

written by j.w., 30 January 2011
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Defrocked Priest

A Priest in Bodmin, Cornwall has been defrocked for dressing up in women's clothes and climbing up the wall to knock his head on the glass ceiling. 'We are all One' he said has be removed his robe.

written by j.w., 30 January 2011
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Will & Kate Sensation

Prince William and Kate Middleton are to star in 'Romeo on Juliet on Ice' with the Grimethorpe Colliery Band at the O2 arena. The ending has been changed to avoid two deaths.

written by j.w., 30 January 2011
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Tear Gas Makers Pleased With Situation in Egypt

CAIRO - Tear Gas CO., makers of the gas in Cairo, are happy with the sales. "We help government, we make money. Win-Win. Okay, maybe not for protesters. But they buy gas too, right?"

written by Inhopeless, 30 January 2011
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Sympathy For The Revels

Outrage today as the makers of Revels withdrew them from the market.Chocolatier Humphrey Wispa explained ' I work closely with the Revel family and warned them nobody likes the coffee ones.'

written by Mr Goster, 30 January 2011
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Vodafone FreeBees Aren't Real Bees

The Bees in the Vodafone FreeBees advert aren't real,and are actually 2 vertically challenged out of work actors in suits.Bee expert Barry 'Buzz' Wightbeer said 'Real bees can't act.'

written by Mr Goster, 30 January 2011
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'Mild Green Fairy Liquid'

Twinkle Toed Fruity Celebrity Louie Spence has put his name to a new range of cleaning products.Speaking about 'Fairy Liquids' Louie said 'I'll clean up with these products Darling.'

written by Mr Goster, 30 January 2011
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Female Spoof Writer observation

Spoof Writer keeps writing stupid snippets about woman putting knickers on backwards and the like....

Female Spoof writers observes above and asks to NOT be called 'Lady Vagina' by Penises.

written by Lady Godiva, 30 January 2011
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Daily Telegraph writers can't spell for toffee

Elton John wants to keep gipsies out of his village. Yes gipsies. Incorrect spelling splattered across The Daily Telegraph pages. Shame on them. They pinch OUR stories and can't even spell.

written by Lady Godiva, 30 January 2011
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Murray outclassed by Djokovic, surprise, surprise!

Scot Andy Murray joined the ranks of Brit losers, losing their balls in a tennis Grand Slam final; foreign finalists never seem to lose them? Maybe Brit tennis players just don't have any?

written by Jaggedone, 30 January 2011
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US Ambassador to India Denies Saying All US Consulate Staff in Pakistan Violent Thugs

US Ambassador to India, Timothy Roemer, denies alleging that all consulate staff in Pakistan are violent thugs busy shooting people. Click here for full story

written by ronin47empire, 30 January 2011
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US Ambassador to India Denies Hating US Ambassador to Pakistan

US Ambassador to India Timothy Roemer denies hating the guts of US Ambassador to Pakistan, Cameron Munter, despite the fact that the two haven't had any meaningful talks in years.
Click here for full story.

written by ronin47empire, 30 January 2011
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More about Salmon

A half red, half blue salmon has been discovered in Alaskan waters. President Obama tasks the National Ocean Council to determine if the fish is a Republican or a Democrat!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 30 January 2011
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Comcast Takes Over NBC Universal

The DOJ and FCC impose conditions preventing Comcast from keeping to itself many of NBC Universal's shows for the next few years. Millions of TV viewers thought they were going to get some new crap!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 30 January 2011
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Presidential Foreign Policy Advice

President Obama tells President Mubarak "Don't use force on your people," get your IRS to make sure all Egyptians pay health care premiums or they will suffer fines!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 30 January 2011
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You're in Good Hands

TSA will not employ outside contractors to perform pat-downs at any additional US airports. Don't you feel better now, knowing "your junk" is only in government hands!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 30 January 2011
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Makes Logical Sense

Instead of trying to ban firearm ownership for all citizens, while criminals will obtain guns illegally anyway, very stiff penalties have been proposed for crimes committed with a firearm!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 30 January 2011
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Republicans are not Listening to the American People

In 2010 Republicans retook the US House of Representatives based on Americans wanting an improved economy and jobs. In 2011 Republicans shot themselves in the foot by focusing on the abortion issue!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 30 January 2011
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