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RAF Tornado Crashes in to Sea

An RAF Tornado crashed into the sea off the coast of Scotland today, leaving the other 2 to defend the British Isles.

written by IN SEINE, 27 January 2011
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Ant To Hit Deck!

TV stalwart Ant Mcpartlin is to quit the box at the end of his current contract to take a position on a North Sea trawler. "I love fish,me!" he beamed earlier today.

written by daveybananas, 27 January 2011
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Things Go From Bad To Worse

The british government today confirmed that things have gone from bad to worse. Not better or worse. Or they would have said "things arnt as bad as you think". But they didnt think of it. In time.

written by Masheded, 27 January 2011
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Humans are just "hairless" apes; a gorilla has proven it!

Gorillas and apes have been taking the piss out of humans for centuries because humans decided to stand up and work. Apes decided to stay on all fours, so they never had to work, very fucking clever!

written by Jaggedone, 27 January 2011
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Anonymous Caller

I got an anonymous caller on my phone. Am I a victim of a cyder war? Are West Country apple growers without a name curtailing my grip on reality? IS MY PHONE SAFE FROM DESTRUCTION?

written by j.w., 27 January 2011
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Tourism to Tunisia and Egypt Hots Up

The experience of taking part in demonstrations has encouraged several students of struggle to take short tourist trips to North Africa. Whilst there they hope to improve their education.

written by j.w., 27 January 2011
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Did Gray & Keys Have Phones Hacked?

Former Sky Sports presenters, Andy Gray and Richard Keys are suing the News of the World for hacking into their phones. Julia Keys, who thinks her husband is a boy, has blown her top to amuse the lad.

written by j.w., 27 January 2011
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Lady Godiva is finished! Time to celebrate...

What a great feeling-I've finished my first term report cards-just a few typos to fix and they'll be tucked neatly inside their envelopes. Yeah!
Better feeling than being No. 1 on Top Writers chart!

written by Lady Godiva, 27 January 2011
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Jamie Oliver's 30 second cookbook

Jamie Oliver is not to release his 30 second cookbook as reported earlier in the news story, he is in fact releasing his 32nd cookbook. Apologies MTL

written by Mikethelad, 27 January 2011
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Man wins car with unusual 'proposal'

Car competition (TRUE) What would YOU do to win the car?...WINNER ...MAN WHO OFFERED TO - AND HAD - HIS WILLY TATOOD AT THE RADIO STATION WITH THE NAME OF THE CAR. THANK GOD IT WAS JUST A 'MINI'.

written by Lady Godiva, 27 January 2011
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You Know Where You Were

Everyone says 'I remember where I was when Kennedy died' such was the enormity of the incident.Well today a team of Dallas Scientists proved it never happened.
An Insider said 'It never happened.'

written by Mr Goster, 27 January 2011
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Michele Bachmann Says the Grand Canyon Was Carved by George Washington

Minnesota Congresswoman Michele Bachmann stated at a fundraiser today that the Grand Canyon was hand carved by George Washington on Christmas in 1972 using the beak of a bald eagle.

written by Mark Garrison, 27 January 2011
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Government Officers Mark Assassination of Diligent Officer... by Not Working

Maharashtra Gazetted Officers Federation has called for its members to "shun work" on January 27 to protest the murder of Additional district collector Yashwant Sonawane. Click for full story

written by ronin47empire, 27 January 2011
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Susan Boyle loves pussy

Susan Boyle does indeed admit to 'loving pussy'. Now, before you dirty sods take this the wrong way....she does of course mean 'cats' (I think!)

written by Lady Godiva, 27 January 2011
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Captain Schatz on the Gorch Fock! Crew mutiny of German Navy Ship.

Captain Schatz on the Gorch Fock! Wouldn't YOU mutiny if YOUR Captain SCHATZ on the Gorch Fock! Too bleeding true you would. Slippin' an' slidin' in that stuff is no joke.

written by Lady Godiva, 27 January 2011
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Another Liberal Political Speech

When a house is on fire, the owner doesn't discuss with the firemen a house to replace the burning house. President Obama, the USA's economic house is on fire and needs a fireman not an architect!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 27 January 2011
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A First Step

President Obama wants to redo the USA's transportation, communication and energy infrastructure without any interference. Homeland Security will be tasked to deport all environmentalists to Siberia!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 27 January 2011
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She Watched the Speech

Mildred Jones, a life-long Republican, watched President Obama's entire State of the Union speech and thought the president looked real good. She had the TV sound muted!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 27 January 2011
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More about Driving and Crotch Scratching

USDOT mandates that fungus cream be used by motorists to stop distractive crotch scratching while driving a car. FDA had a hissy-fit, claiming USDOT is encroaching on their mandate authority!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 27 January 2011
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Washington DC Politics

Democrats are large spenders and regulate everything, but are involved in big sex scandals. Republicans are fiscally responsible and sexual/bedroom regulators, but are involved in big money scandals.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 27 January 2011
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The Little Voices

President Obama keeps hearing little whispered voices from his White House political advisors that the USA's national debt is a problem, unfortunately the voices are in Chinese!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 27 January 2011
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It Gets Cold in parts of Nevada

Senate Majority Leader Reid told President Obama to "back off" on vetoing earmuffs. Oops that should have been earmarks!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 27 January 2011
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President Obama Didn't Take Advanced Math

Govt. deficit for 2011 will be a record $1.5 trillion, per a new CBO prediction. Obama wants to make "investments" spending more imaginary dollars. A math student will tell you, you need real dollars!


written by Philbert of Macadamia, 27 January 2011
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Some Change is Coming

Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano is to announce the color-coded threat advisory system will be scrapped. It will be replaced by the three threat levels of Scissors, Rock and Paper!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 27 January 2011
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