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Monday Sucks

Monday Smith, swimwear model and false teeth wearer definitely does, says Saracens rugby team 1st and 2nd 15

written by Mikethelad, 23 January 2011
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Iran Nukes Useless?

Iran announces launch of new cyber police units. But the horse has already escaped the gate.

written by Bureau, 23 January 2011
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Secrets of Man v Woman Revealed

Women yesterday admitted to not understanding men in any kind of format whatsoever. Jack Savage, Spokesman for men said:
"Sorry what was that? Who gives a f**k, whats the score?" (Braarp)

written by Masheded, 23 January 2011
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Climate Change Crazy for Lawsuits

Climate change: Dogs of law are off the leash! Lawsuits against all factories for anything remotely related to Global Warming.

written by Bureau, 23 January 2011
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Big Issue Next Election

Republicans press for Senate vote on health care. "We want Americans to see where you stand."

written by Bureau, 23 January 2011
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He'll Hide It For Now

GOP's Cantor: I believe Obama is a US citizen. He plans to pull it out just before next election.

written by Bureau, 23 January 2011
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Buggy Sandwiches

Bug Mac' and lovely 'grub': food of the future. Aren't you glad you're living here now?

written by Bureau, 23 January 2011
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All About Honor

Arizona "honor killing" trial set to start just as soon as "His Honor" shows up.

written by Bureau, 23 January 2011
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Downbeat Americans

Nielsen: Americans downbeat on job, inflation, housing, worry about the Dallas Cowboys.

written by Bureau, 23 January 2011
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It's Going to be Rough Spotting the Suckers

China's new stealth fighter may use United States, Romulan technology.

written by Bureau, 23 January 2011
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New Copote Movie Remake

New adult movie based on Truman Copote novel, "The Ass Menagerie" to be out in the Spring.

written by Bureau, 23 January 2011
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A Bath Salt High!

Officials: 'Bath salts' are growing drug problem. The wrong use could cause teen to shit himself to death.

written by Bureau, 23 January 2011
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Labour Deny New Sexist Aleggations

Labour today denied that there is to be no new fanny drafted into the new labour HQ. A spokesman said:
"we got no promise of new fanny, but we couldnt give a f~~k"
Tony Blair refused to comment.

written by Masheded, 23 January 2011
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Spread It Out

Tea partiers say defense in mix for budget cuts. Bring soldiers home, place nukes in every state.

written by Bureau, 23 January 2011
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Obama Midpoint!

At Obama's midpoint, an altered State of the Union to an altered nation!

written by Bureau, 23 January 2011
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Jordan or Katie? Best Foot Forward

Celebrity magazine 'Total Bollocks' this week revealed in a survey that 78% of UK men would rather eat their own feet than go for a meal with Jordan/Katie Price.The other 22% fancied Alex Reid.

written by Mr Goster, 23 January 2011
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More Treachery From Labour Legacy

Gordon Brown today admitted to not giving a f**k about the country. "As far as im concerned, you can all go and f**k yorselves!" Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

written by Masheded, 23 January 2011
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Obama Pushing New Spending Bill

Obama to Push New Spending Bill! Old spending bill has completely ran out of money.

written by Bureau, 23 January 2011
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Bucks Headed Back to US

China Bank moves to buy U.S. Branches. Offering is in cash, mostly tens and twenties.

written by Bureau, 23 January 2011
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Roast Bear for Evening Meal

Minnesota bar plans bear roast for NFC title game as PETA, Greenpeace and Chicago protest.

written by Bureau, 23 January 2011
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But It Was Close

Romney wins NH straw poll...Ron Paul takes 2nd...Scarecrow from Oz finishes 3rd.

written by Bureau, 23 January 2011
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Portugal Elects President

Portugal elects president amid economic worries, the 100th country to admit it.

written by Bureau, 23 January 2011
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Michael Vick: No Dog Deserves To Die, Except For That......

Michael Vick says the only dog that deserves to be killed is "that f--king rude d--khead that openly mocked me during 'Duck Hunt.'"

written by anthonyrosania, 23 January 2011
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Invisible Plane in China

China's new stealth fighter may use US technology. Pentagon insider say that the Chinese will have trouble finding them when needed.

written by Bureau, 23 January 2011
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Night Guy Fell Asleep

Smoking ban likely to pass, especially after sixth fire station burns to the ground in the past year.

written by Bureau, 23 January 2011
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Longest Women's Match Ever

Schiavone wins longest women's match. Schiavone and opponent are over 12 feet, 6 inches long, between them.

written by Bureau, 23 January 2011
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Zsa Zsa Gabor Home

Zsa Zsa Gabor heading home a week after amputation. "Just call me Zsa & A Half", she tells reporters.

written by Bureau, 23 January 2011
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Tea Party Spreads

New Hampshire GOP picks tea party-style leader, Joe "The Mad Hatter" Smith.

written by Bureau, 23 January 2011
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Israel: Flotilla Interception Legal

Israeli inquiry: Flotilla interception was legal. Could have been giant missile smuggled in.

written by Bureau, 23 January 2011
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China Competing in Shoe Sales

China sports brand tries to break into US market. "Just as good as Nike's and only cost two bucks."

written by Bureau, 23 January 2011
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Feds On Drugs #2

Federal center hopes to spur drug research. These are expected to be approved much sooner than private companies.

written by Bureau, 23 January 2011
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Feds to Test Own Drugs

Federal center hopes to spur drug research by doing their own. "Just so it's tested on prison inmates and not animals", says PETA.

written by Bureau, 23 January 2011
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Mystery of Idaho Jackpot Winner

Mystery surrounds Idaho winner of $190 million. Some say that it's Dick Cheney who was hunting in the area.

written by Bureau, 23 January 2011
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Right to Marry?

Pope: Marriage is not an absolute right. Now into shouting match with Mormon leaders.

written by Bureau, 23 January 2011
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Obama Loses Gray Hair

Did Obama dye his gray hair away? Insiders say mother-in-law plucked out each gray hair while exalted Prez slept.

written by Bureau, 23 January 2011
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High on Bath Salts

Officials: 'Bath salts' are growing drug problem. "Just trying to clean out my nose", says naked man riding big dog.

written by Bureau, 23 January 2011
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WikiLeaks Were Hacked?

WikiLeaks: 1 percent of diplomatic docs published. Many incorrect as hackers place in things like "Castro eats boogers".

written by Bureau, 23 January 2011
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Might Have To Fight Them Later

China's new stealth fighter may use US technology. "That way we'll know how to bring them down", says military expert.

written by Bureau, 23 January 2011
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Tea Party Active

Tea partiers clamoring for the debt-ridden government to slash spending say nothing should be off limits, even the White House & Congress many vacations.

written by Bureau, 23 January 2011
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Freddie Flintoff's New Show

Freddie Flintoff has a new show where he does random challenges which involve physical challenges, but his knee is still too weak to play cricket! Right!

written by DrX, 23 January 2011
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End of Imaginary Sponsership

Imaginary funding for the well publicised imaginary kingdom have been finalised today. Experts expect an imaginary resolution shortly. Imaginary currency has been ruled out in any possible deal.

written by Masheded, 23 January 2011
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Obama's Economic Agenda

Obama's economic agenda: Boost US competitiveness by going to 24-hour shifts!

written by Bureau, 23 January 2011
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