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No UNITED States

Democrat Compares Republicans to Nazis during House debate...
26 states join suit against law. Country really pulling together.

written by Bureau, 19 January 2011
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House Down on ObamaCare

House Votes to repeal year-old health care law. "We're running out of money for Social Security, Medicare. How are we to pay for this? We borrow it of course.

written by Bureau, 19 January 2011
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National Rifle Association Brings Out New Bumper Sticker

"As Long As NRA Fights Gun Laws Outlaws Will Have Guns"

written by manbrad, 19 January 2011
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Under Water Record Smashed

Paris: Town clerk Henri Le Chanceur has finally made it to the Guinness Book of Records by holding his head under water for over nine minutes. The funeral is on Wednesday.

written by Auntie Matter, 19 January 2011
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Independent Thinker Unwelcome

Sen. Joe Lieberman says he will retire in 2012..."since neither party wants me."

written by Bureau, 19 January 2011
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All Eleven Players There

Most popular class for basketball players at U.of Louisville: Archaeology 100: Is This a Rock, Scissors or Paper?

written by Bureau, 19 January 2011
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Bushes in Dallas

Former First Lady laura Bush says that she and George are enjoying their new home in Dallas and usually stay there. "I got tired of watching George fall off his bike and whack weeds as entertainment."

written by Bureau, 19 January 2011
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Cheese Heads

Two hundred cows recently died in a field in Wisconsin. Locals say they don't know what killed them but every time someone mentions them, someone always says "Cheese whiz, what about that?" as a joke.

written by Bureau, 19 January 2011
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New GOP HealthCare!

Republicans are trying to veto ObamaCare in the House today. They are endorsing their new policy, "Just Don't Get Sick!"

written by Bureau, 19 January 2011
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Next Big Thing

According to a study of new inventions, most say that the next big thing in clothing may be booby socks.

written by Bureau, 19 January 2011
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Dolly on Blonds

Singer/actress Dolly Parton told reporters in Atlanta this morning that all blonds are not boobs. "Even though I'm more boob than blond.

written by Bureau, 19 January 2011
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Man City's Balotelli talks out of his arse!

Pea-brained Mario Balotelli from Man City thinks everbody is crap, crap and even crappier than himself, he's Italian and only moved to the UK because Italian Nazi's thought he was just "brown shit!"

written by Jaggedone, 19 January 2011
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Common Ground for America and China

Experts from the culinary Departments of the United States and China have come up with two winners showing the best of both countries: Chow mein Pizza and Steak and noodles.

written by j.w., 19 January 2011
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CNN Apologizes

CNN Apologizes for guest using term 'Crosshairs'. Also, night scope, taking a bead and Sniper bait.

written by Bureau, 19 January 2011
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Gibson Gathering Small Army?

REPORT: Prosecutors 'ready to charge Mel Gibson'. Mel: Apparently they haven't been watching my movies."

written by Bureau, 19 January 2011
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HU TO TAKE 4 QUESTIONS!!

Tells Reporters to fire away. Will pick one of his choice to ignore.

written by Bureau, 19 January 2011
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"Foot-in-Mouth Reid Gone?

Oops? Sen. Reid calls Chinese President a 'dictator'. Obama has him declared insane and sent to asylum.

written by Bureau, 19 January 2011
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Expeience China

'Experience China' takes over NYC's Times Square! No protesters at lack of human rights allowed!

written by Bureau, 19 January 2011
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China Growth Can Be Copied

China 'logs double-digit growth in 2010'...All US, Britain has to do is cut wages in half, lower benefits and work seven 12-hour days.

written by Bureau, 19 January 2011
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Are We Bought Yet? Are We Bought Yet?

RISING DRAGON: China on equal footing with USA as Hu visits Washington. Obama goes all-out to welcome the leader of a country that places it's own citizens in jail or a grave for speaking,

written by Bureau, 19 January 2011
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Colombian pigeon drug cartel "grounded!"

A Colombian pigeons drug cartel supplying drugs to prison inmates has been smashed. the business was "flying high" only problem was, they left too many droppings behind them?

written by Jaggedone, 19 January 2011
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Sarah Palin Clears Things Up on Sean Hannity

Sean Hannity asked Palin to explain once again her intention with the now infamous map. She replied, "Well, Sean, my mistake was clear. I realize I shoulda used bulls eyes instead of cross hairs.

written by Charpa93, 19 January 2011
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"Hey Mom, My Potatoes Taste Kinda Funny."

Idaho once again facing a potato shortage has decided to start importing them in from Ireland.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 January 2011
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Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith's Musical Baby

Will Smith and his wife Jada Pinkett-Smith have decided to give their next baby the melodious name Vuvuzela Marimba Smith

written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 January 2011
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Stedman Graham Does Wear The Pants In His Relationship With Oprah "The Color Green" Winfrey

The United States Treasury Department is talking to Stedman Graham about asking Oprah Winfrey for a small loan.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 January 2011
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Uncle Ben Is The Male Version of Aunt Jemima

Television's Judge Judy who made a very racist remark about "Uncle Tom" has made amends by donating $10,000 to The Aunt Jemima Pancake House For Unwed Ho's.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 January 2011
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Madonna And Taylor Momsen Could Be Making An Album

Lady Gaga who cannot stand Madonna says that she should get together with Taylor Momsen and record under the name, The Old Beaver And The Young Racoon.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 January 2011
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President Obama Said He Won't Be Using No "Ebonics" Names

President Obama has vetoed the idea of renaming the White House Press Corps Room The Collared Green Room.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 January 2011
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The Sarah Palin Vs. Nancy Pelosi Asian Feud Continues

Nancy Pelosi reportedly wrote the government of South Korea and told them to let Sarah Palin have North Korea because they (South Korea) have her.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 January 2011
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Kate Gosselin Says Alaska Traumatized Her

Kate Gosselin has revealed that her Alaskan experience has left her so traumatized that now she starts to shiver whenever she sees an ice cube.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 January 2011
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Joan Rivers Puts An End To The "Bank" Rumor

Joan Rivers has denied the rumor that her 97-year-old uterus is the size of a bank safety deposit box.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 January 2011
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Lindsay Lohan - The Woman Whose Freckles Have Freckles

Lindsay Lohan wants to talk to Dr. Phil and find out if the fact that she has over a million freckles has anythng at all to do with her erratic behavior.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 January 2011
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Celebrity Tweet: David Beckham (5)

Am trying to stop Brooklyn using my iPhone but I can't see the keyhole to in the key to lock the keyboard..help

written by Mikethelad, 19 January 2011
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George Clooney in court

William O'Shun, Irish bank robber is suing George Clooney for plagiarism. William has 13 children and his family is referred to as O'Shuns 13 (or the 13 O'Shuns)

written by Mikethelad, 19 January 2011
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Hu is at the White House

We have no idea but as soon as we find out Hu is at the White House, we will let you know.

written by Mark James, 19 January 2011
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'Baby Doc' Duvalier denies Jordan rumours

Ex Haitian President, 'Baby Doc' Duvalier has denied rumours that he returned to Haiti after he split from glamour model Jordan.

written by Mark James, 19 January 2011
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Cowen combines Taoiseach, Foreign Minister & Minister for Tea

Embattled Taoiseach, Brian Cowen has taken over the position of Irish Foreign Minister. He will also make tea for Mary Hanafin. Hanafin has confirmed that he has her confidence as a tea boy.

written by Mark James, 19 January 2011
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Did Arthur Conan Doyle forsee television?

There are rumours circulating the literary world, that the author of Sherlock Holmes foresaw the invention of TV. "It's elementary," said fan, Chip Endal. "He's always crying 'What's On? What's On?'"

written by IainB, 19 January 2011
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BMW Hotttest Car to Steal

Thieves make BMW hottest car at auto show, which will skip Camden, New Jersey this year after police layoffs!

written by Bureau, 19 January 2011
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No Love in Iran?

Iran bans production of Valentine's Day gifts. "We just 'love' doing that every year", say ruling clergy.

written by Bureau, 19 January 2011
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457 Million Chinese Online

China's Internet population rises to 457 million. Spoof writers learning to write stories in Chinese.

written by Bureau, 19 January 2011
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457 Million Online

China's Internet population rises to 457 million. US Home Security gives up on listening in on "chatter".

written by Bureau, 19 January 2011
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Needs Tweaking A Bit

Obama: Building trust with Beijing a must for US. "For insatnce, here's my Nobel Peace Price. Your winner is in prison."

written by Bureau, 19 January 2011
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Celebrity Tweet: Victoria Beckham (4)

Just gave Harry Redknapp 3 mill to sign Pienar, so David doesn't have to get hurt playing for Spurs. The things a doting wife does for her man.

written by Mikethelad, 19 January 2011
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Celebrity Tweet: David Beckham (4)

Spurs have just signed a new midfielder now I'm never going to get a game. I'll just sit here and scratch my Goldenballs instead.

written by Mikethelad, 19 January 2011
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Clinton Not Seeking Post

Clinton says she's not jockeying for defense post. "You make me sound like a racehorse!"

written by Bureau, 19 January 2011
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More Arab Countries Overthrown?

Arab League chief says Tunisia is dire warning. Poorly fed people in oil-rich nations are not always going to be satisfied with their circumstances."

written by Bureau, 19 January 2011
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Jordan takes new job at Bank of England

Model and celebrity Jordan is to join the Bank of England Monetary Policy Committee. George (Ozzy) Osbourne asked her to join to use her skills of getting things up to lift the value of the pound.

written by Mikethelad, 19 January 2011
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Vatican Letter Misunderstood

The Vatican says a letter warning Irish bishops against reporting sexual abuse of children to police has been misunderstood. "What we meant is that we can settle all this one on one."

written by Bureau, 19 January 2011
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Opening of Parliament Delayed Again

Judges seek delay in opening Afghan parliament...until they learn exactly what IS a parliament.

written by Bureau, 19 January 2011
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Camden Lay-Offs

Camden police and firefighters turn in their gear. "Remember, WE know where all the goodies are", one tells Mayor.

written by Bureau, 19 January 2011
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Time Traveling Faster Than Ever!

Tell-tale letdown: Poe visitor again a no-show, just like last year. "Oh come on! That CAN'T be a year ago!!"

written by Bureau, 19 January 2011
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A Man Eat Dog Eat Man World

Study: Nearly 10,000 years ago, man's best friend provided protection and companionship - and an occasional meal...for one of them.

written by Bureau, 19 January 2011
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Bad Times Coming!

GOP spending cuts would affect millions of people, making them actually work for their incomes.

written by Bureau, 19 January 2011
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Finally Having Their Say!

Tunisians speaking out as shackles of silence fall. "For one thing, we don't like being called 'Tunis'. Makes us sound like fish", says one using his new freedom of speech.

written by Bureau, 19 January 2011
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Camden Police, Firemen Laid Off

Camden police and firefighters turn in their gear as criminals, fire bugs head for New Jersey free for all!

written by Bureau, 19 January 2011
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Limited Learning?

Student tracking finds limited learning in college. "Can't learn them anything these here days", says professor at U. of Tennessee at Tater Ridge.

written by Bureau, 19 January 2011
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ObamaCare Opposition Eases

Obamacare In Better Health as Opposition Eases! Billfolds and purses the biggest remaining holdouts.

written by Bureau, 19 January 2011
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Teens Unplugged

What happens when mom unplugs teens for 6 months? "Well, it wasn't exactly "The Waltons", she admits. "Unless you mean the ones who own WalMart."

written by Bureau, 19 January 2011
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Baby Doc on Trial?

Duvalier faces possible trial in Haiti. Could be sentenced to spending the rest of his life in Haiti!

written by Bureau, 19 January 2011
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ReaganCare?

House to vote on repealing Obama's health care law. Will reconsider if named the Ronald Reagan health care law.

written by Bureau, 19 January 2011
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Hu Did You Say?

Obama hosts Hu as world powers seek common burial ground if talks don't work.

written by Bureau, 19 January 2011
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Goldman Sachs to buy Facebook, rename it 'Cookedbook'

In an effort to appease their rich and angry American clients after the fiasco of barring them from investing in Facebook, Goldman Sachs announces they'll just buy the social media giant instead.

written by Juvenal Delinquent, 19 January 2011
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Shocker! Cher has a twin Sister!

We asked Cher's mother about this claim, and she said: "Oh, it was Cher and Cher alike!"

written by Inchcock, 19 January 2011
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Congress Tones Down Rhetoric

Congress tones down the rhetoric after shootings. "We'll keep it down if those a**holes on the other side of the aisle", whispered Joe Biden.

written by Bureau, 19 January 2011
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New President of NBC TV Network

Comcast is buying a 51 percent stake in NBC Universal, the NBC TV Network parent, from GE Corp. New president of NBC TV Network is to be Conan O'Brien, so expect big changes in NBC TV management!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 19 January 2011
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How sweet it is

FDA, environmentalists and frost-belt state snow removal departments agree to eliminate using salt on icy roads. High fructose corn syrup will replace the salt as a deicer!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 19 January 2011
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Where did you Park the Plane?

Defense contractor delivers prototype invisible aircraft(very stealthy) to US government airfield for testing. The aircraft has been reported missing from its hanger!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 19 January 2011
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Tunnel Vision

Far left wing ideologues who rail about gun control, off shore oil drilling, global warming, green energy, illegal immigration & public transportation have never been more than 5 miles from home!




written by Philbert of Macadamia, 19 January 2011
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Why Americans Believe Left Wingers are Lunatics

Berkeley CA City Council to have taxpayers pay the cost for sex change operations for city workers, that insurance plans consider elective surgery. However, a toy does not come with the procedure!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 19 January 2011
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During a Bad Recession and Rising Energy Costs

Foreign countries view Obama administration policies' as somewhat crazy. Large deficits, stopping off shore oil drilling, shutting down coal fired power plants and an expensive health care program!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 19 January 2011
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Cell Phone Bans Don't Decrease Accidents?

Some studies show laws banning hand held cell phone use while driving hasn't reduced accident rates. USDOT Secretary LaHood forces states to pass these laws by threatening to withhold road funds!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 19 January 2011
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FCC Commissioner Opposes Fairness Doctrine

Rep. Clyburn's (D-SC) daughter Mignon Clyburn is an FCC commissioner who is against the fairness doctrine. During her confirmation hearings, said she opposed such a policy in "any way shape or form."

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 19 January 2011
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