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Maybe Hillary Will Make A Run

GALLUP: U.S. Satisfaction Remains Near 12-Month Low. Obama numbers heading for those of James Buchanan.

written by Bureau, 16 January 2011
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Also Name Second , Third & Fourth Runner-Up

Over 300 people in one Salvation Army location demand that they qualify as a congressional district. Name Joe "Mumbles" Pelipee as nominee for 2012 election, if he's still around by then.

written by Bureau, 16 January 2011
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Gross Obesity

A new level of obesity has been observed beyond Morbid Obesity. Called Gross Obesity where the person is not onlyb beyond fat, but they gross more than a ton and look gross.

written by IainB, 16 January 2011
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We Elected You!

Tea partiers keeping an eye on those they backed. "Vote against Obama on everything, keep hurling questions or we replace you next time."

written by Bureau, 16 January 2011
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Not Me!

Irish premier won't quit over Ireland debt crisis. "Hasn't caused Obama, other leader's resignation!"

written by Bureau, 16 January 2011
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Zsa Zsa Gabor pronounced fit to play this season

The donation of a leg by Jonny Wilkinson means Zsa Zsa Gabor will now kick for England in this year's 6 Nations Cup.Her experience at fly half and speed in a wheelchair will also provide a great boost

written by Big Bunny News, 16 January 2011
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Israel Worms Their Way Out of Trouble

Paper: Iran still trying to buy nuclear technology after computer virus from Israel brings down current nuke facility.

written by Bureau, 16 January 2011
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John McCain Apologizes to Republicans for Giving Props to Obama

John McCain claims "like many Americans, I got caught up in the moment when I wrote that op-ed in the Washington Post." He told fellow Republicans, "Believe me, it will never happen again."

written by Charpa93, 16 January 2011
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Especially When He Was Young

Pope is joyous about beautifying John Paul II. That should be, "beatifying".

written by Bureau, 16 January 2011
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Famous Groundhog Sees Shadow on Martin Luther King, Jr. Day

Predicts no foreseeable end to racism in America.

written by Charpa93, 16 January 2011
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Not Global Warming, Global Debt

Record $14 trillion-plus debt weighs on Congress. Adding all western debt could weigh earth out of balance.

written by Bureau, 16 January 2011
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Call from the Pope to reduce crime in the UK!

Hearing this appeal from His Holiness, the Rt Hon Kenneth Clarke, Secretary of State for Justice replied: "I'm sorry, I promise to reduce it, I'll ask the other members of the cabinet to desist".

written by Inchcock, 16 January 2011
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Earth Saved by Lady Trapeze Artist

A UFO landed near Orlando, Florida yesterday and two aliens came out, walked into Circus, saw a lady on trapeze and stated, "Look, they can fly" and left.

written by Bureau, 16 January 2011
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Divers Make Discovery?

Divers ask, "Was this Blackswords beard?" Probably been down there too long.

written by Bureau, 16 January 2011
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Ku Klux Clan new release

Members of the Ku Klux Clan have recorded an album of chilren's classics with a twist. Songs such as "Bye Bye Blue Bird" and "Painted Brown" replace songs normally containing the word "black". Shame!

written by whatinthe world, 16 January 2011
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Barack Obama to resign

US President Barack Obama will resign the Presidency at noon tomorrow after a five year old called him a "stinker" to his face at a recent public outing. Obama can't live with the shame and wants out.

written by whatinthe world, 16 January 2011
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Inmate Bitten on Penis May Sue

Judge rules inmate 'bitten on penis by rodent' may sue...but will have to get in line with others owed by Madoff.

written by Bureau, 16 January 2011
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"He's Back!"

Schwarzenegger says governorship cost him $200 million...signs contracts to do ten movies this year.

written by Bureau, 16 January 2011
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Mexican Gunner Arrested

Mexican gunman fires across border toward U.S. highway workers. Mexican police say the man was upset over workers making good money while resting on shovels till one fell asleep.

written by Bureau, 16 January 2011
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Cut Spending, Don't Raise Taxes!

CBS POLL: 77% say cut spending; only 9% say raise taxes. 100% say they don't want either one.

written by Bureau, 16 January 2011
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Should Help Unemployment

President Obama eases travel restrictions to Cuba. Long bridge to employee over 10,000 from both countries.

written by Bureau, 16 January 2011
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The Big One!

Arkansas man who is rumored to have a whopper says that it's all a bunch of baloney.

written by Bureau, 16 January 2011
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Freedoms Leaving Fast

Radio stations told to censor Dire Straits over gay lyrics. Rod Stewart still waiting to hear about "Old Georgie".

written by Bureau, 16 January 2011
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Football Teams Advance

Pecker Stealers advance to title games...that should be Steelers, Packers advance to title game.

written by Bureau, 16 January 2011
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China Announces Loooong Range Goal

China sets goals to reduce emissions of pollutants. Plan to get totally away from burning coal by 2525.

written by Bureau, 16 January 2011
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Americans More Divided Than Ever

Parties seek political profit from Ariz. shooting. Tea Party rallies versus Obama political speech at memorial. Big winner: Gun sales up 60% following tragedy.

written by Bureau, 16 January 2011
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Could Cause Protests

New plans for 140,000 apartments in east Jerusalem have some concerned.

written by Bureau, 16 January 2011
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Student Teachers to Teach Students

No Kentucky teachers salary cuts after Universities decide to allow seniors studying to become teachers to teach during their senior year.

written by Bureau, 16 January 2011
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Raw Feelings Ease?

AP-GfK Poll: Raw feelings ease over health law although bad feelings and feeling of doom persist.

written by Bureau, 16 January 2011
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Pomp & Circumstance

US pomp meant to improve tone of circumstances in China relations.

written by Bureau, 16 January 2011
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Confusion in Tunisia

Ex-chief of Tunisian presidential guard arrested. Then ex-presidential guards arrest protesters who arrested former guard.

written by Bureau, 16 January 2011
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Blowing & Going in Kentucky!

As gas prices rise in Kentucky, state looks at fuel alternatives. May try placing giant windmills to hide marijuana crops.

written by Bureau, 16 January 2011
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Herr Tyran, Sr.

Early T. Rex ancestor found in South America..confesses to being a former Nazi!

written by Bureau, 16 January 2011
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US Beef Banned

Taiwan removes US beef with residue of banned drug. Switches to organic horse meat.

written by Bureau, 16 January 2011
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Smoking Causes Almost Instant Damage

Smoking causes gene damage in minutes, almost as bad as listening to MSNBC news, a Joe Biden speech in two minutes.

written by Bureau, 16 January 2011
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New Miss America

Youth wins as Nebraskan takes Miss America crown. Her talent was shucking 50 ears of corn in three minutes.

written by Bureau, 16 January 2011
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$14 Trion Debt A Burden!

Record $14 trillion-plus debt weighs on Congress...who will select a panel to go to Vegas every month to try to improve their outlook.

written by Bureau, 16 January 2011
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Improving Relations

US pomp meant to improve tone of China relation. Pomp & Tone have been serving in China for the US for a combined total of 37 years.

written by Bureau, 16 January 2011
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Missing Persons

Some missing people are still missing.

written by armfeetandtoe, 16 January 2011
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The Shoshoni Indians Were Damn Good Teepee Builders

The Shoshoni Indians of the 1870s were believed to be the first Indian tribe to make teepee's out of stucco instead of out of buffalo hides.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 16 January 2011
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It Looks Like 'Don't Ask - Don't Tell' Was Even Around During The Time of The Civil War

Just before the American Civil War, the Confederacy's uniforms were going to be pink instead of gray, but General Lee vetoed the idea saying that pink uniforms would be hard to keep clean.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 16 January 2011
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Kirstie Alley Has Revealed All Of Her Cooking Secrets

Kirstie Alley who tips the scales at 409 pounds has just written a cookbook entitled, "Cooking With Ingredients."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 16 January 2011
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Wikileaks Reveals The Never Before Known Reason Why Dagwood Bumstead Divorced Blondie

Wilileaks documents clearly show that the reason cartoon character Dagwood Bumstead divorced his wife Blondie was because he caught her in bed with another female cartoon character.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 16 January 2011
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Lindsay Lohan And Her Amazing Freckles

While Lindsay Lohan was confined to a rehab clinic she wrote a book entitled, "717 Different Ways You Can Amuse Yourself With Your Freckles."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 16 January 2011
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Was Ex-Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger Really That Good An Actor?

Arnold Schwarzenegger says that while he was governor of California he lost out on $200 million in motion picture salaries and he says he wants the state to pay him back in unmarked $20s.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 16 January 2011
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The First Buckaroo Bank Is History

The First Buckaroo Bank of Boise (Idaho) has gone bankrupt. Depositors are asked to please return the toasters as soon as possible.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 16 January 2011
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The African Marathon Is Going To Be The Mother of All Marathons

The biggest marathon in the world will be held in untamed Lower Zamgola. Marathon organizers are expecting 7 million runners who are urged to please bring their own water, food, and spears.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 16 January 2011
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Wikileaks Has Some Very Interesting Info On The KKK

Wikileaks documents reveal that the Ku Klux Klan has two undercover members that live in Harlem. Yes it is very, very confusing to say the least.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 16 January 2011
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Did You Hear About Belgium?

Brussel Sprouts Epidemic hits Belgium. All of its inhabitants are told to evacuate to France, Germany, or the Netherlands.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 16 January 2011
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Sarah Palin Has Finally Said What She Said Needed To Be Said By Her

Sarah Palin says she feels guilty, embarrassed, and guilty about recent events and therefore won't be giving any interviews or even talking to daughters Bristol, Willow, and Piper for two weeks.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 16 January 2011
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British Expert on Terrorism

British expert on terrorism tells BBC that the next time an attack comes, it could come on a different day than 7/7. "Or what if both countries go hit on 7/11. Wouldn't that screw things up?"

written by Bureau, 16 January 2011
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There She Is...What is It?

Miss America celebrates 90th anniversary in Vegas. "I thought I'd show up in my swimsuit, stated 109-year-old.

written by Bureau, 16 January 2011
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