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Google becomes a religion

Google has been granted religion and godhood status after it was revealed that millions of people now look to it for all their answers.

written by IainB, 12 January 2011
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Jack the Ripper: Last diary entry found.

An extra ordinary find in the basement of a house in Whitechapel, London England, has revealed the last known words of Jack the Ripper. It reads: Mon 3rd March 1889. Must cut this sort of thing out

written by armfeetandtoe, 12 January 2011
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Cloned Jefferson Writes New Declaration!

But doesn't know how to work a Xerox. Has never seen light bulb nevermind a photocopier. Looked for the power button for an hour, jammed the machine twice then gave up.

written by ESB, 12 January 2011
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Bristol Palin twits Sarah back on motherhood

Hey loser mom - git off ma ass will ya. Don't ya forgit I covered yers during the campaign

written by shea lo, 12 January 2011
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Sarah Palin twits Bristol on new reality show

Hey fatass daughter...they're pullin' the plug on ma show. Whyn't you lose a bit o' lard and audition for "Mama for Prez"

written by shea lo, 12 January 2011
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Sarah Palin twits Todd Palin on Bristol

Hey first dude - is that fat-ass daughter o' yourn Bristol up yet. Her baby's diaper needs changin'

written by shea lo, 12 January 2011
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Founding Fathers Cloned!

Finally, an end to all our problems.

written by ESB, 12 January 2011
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Sarah Palin twits lamestream media

Yer jest a bunch of mindless finger pointing haters - an' yer all plain jealous of me

written by shea lo, 12 January 2011
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New Gun Invented!

Has muzzle on both ends of barrel.

written by ESB, 12 January 2011
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Sarah Palin SOS to Rush Limbaugh on gittin' back on the bandwagon

Hey Fatboy - I'm droppin' in the polls like a meteor in an Alaskan puddle. Anythin' cookin' on gittin' me back in the saddle?

written by shea lo, 12 January 2011
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Second Amendment Repealed!

US citizens will be allowed to keep and carry bear arms. Authorities report a spike in the number of armless bears since the amendment passed.

written by ESB, 12 January 2011
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Sarah Palin tweets Glen Beck on meaning of blood libel

Hi Fats..there pickin' on me agin --whatsa meanin' of blood libel?

written by shea lo, 12 January 2011
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Tunisian Riots

Riots reach Tunisia's capital, Curfew!!!..excuse me.. imposed.

written by Bureau, 12 January 2011
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Unlike Dog in 1940's

Latest German animal star a cross-eyed opossum which doesn't look a thing like Hitler!

written by Bureau, 12 January 2011
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Weird Al Set to Release Box Set on iTunes

Weird Al planned release on iTunes isn't getting the news the Beatles got for their box set, but he is hopeful someone might spend $9.99 to get it. The box set includes a new song called "Feed Me."

written by UWGB-Beek, 12 January 2011
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Wasn't My Fault!

Police visited Tucson suspect's home before rampage. Could that be reason sheriff jumped on others because of his own failures?

written by Bureau, 12 January 2011
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Please Don't Leave Chi-Town!

Illinois business leaders bristle at planned tax hike. May ask Oprah for bailout!

written by Bureau, 12 January 2011
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66 Percent Tax Boost

Illinois faces 66 percent tax boost amid budget crisis...and now he's in the White House.

written by Bureau, 12 January 2011
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Hits All the Big Spots

Lebanese leader heads to Paris after seeing Omaha...that is, "Obama".

written by Bureau, 12 January 2011
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Homeless UK couple caught having "grave" sex between the graves!

A UK couple, pissed out of their brains stripped off in a graveyard and were caught having "grave sex" amongst the graves. After sobering up they told the police "we're only Adam and Eve!"

written by Jaggedone, 12 January 2011
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Housing Market Down Again

November, 2010 marked the 53rd consecutive month (4 ½ years) that home values have fallen, according to study. Blame global warming, TV violence & Talk Radio.

written by Bureau, 12 January 2011
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Alcoholic Romanian birds die after binge drinking!

Alcoholic Romanian birds have been dying because they failed the breathalyser test, hit the sky and dropped like stones: Ornothologists are warning "Don't drink and fly" it can be deadly!

written by Jaggedone, 12 January 2011
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Merkel ready to Do 'Whatever Needed' to save Euro

Angela Merkel offered to make her favorite sauerbraten, bratkartoffeln, sauerkraut,and potato salad and serve it wearing her little miss lederhosen with the off-shoulder sleeve shirt at the next G8.

written by JAB, 12 January 2011
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Hillary Clinton Falls While Boarding Plane in Yemen

Pilot Glenn Beck thinks she may been have distracted, while, looking at her seat assignment stub.

written by JAB, 12 January 2011
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Mugged Within One Hour

Arkansas visitor to New York City asks people on the street how he can get on the Trans Fat to Queens.

written by Bureau, 12 January 2011
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Like-Minded

Former President George Bush admits that all he ever discussed with Kim of NKorea were cartoons.

written by Bureau, 12 January 2011
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Available Soon!

Madam Tussauds has announced that they plan to do a waxwork figure of Kirstie Alley just as soon as enough wax arrives.

written by Bureau, 12 January 2011
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Can You Help?

World faces overpopulation 'disaster' as number of people is set to rise by 75 million EACH YEAR! Authorities ask for volunteers.

written by Bureau, 12 January 2011
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Gravy Train! All Aboard! Fasten Your Money Belts!

The gravy train rolls on: Now boss of bailed-out bank Lloyds set to get a £2m bonus. Rest of taxpayers screwed as usual.

written by Bureau, 12 January 2011
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MP's Propose to Fund Charities to Help Cope with VAT Rise!

Details of the MPs funding of national charities, to help alleviate the effects of the VAT rises will be released shortly.

We expect both MPs donating to do it anonymously.

written by Inchcock, 12 January 2011
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Kids Suicide Blamed on Kids Cartoon

6 year old, Jimmy Lang, was found dead after hearing Steve Burns from Blues Clues say, "You can do anything, that you want to do". we will now, publicly bash him whenever they have the chance

written by David Allen Iha, 12 January 2011
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Eliot Spitzer says NYC's 9 inches, "no big deal"

The 9 inch snowfall NYC got overnight, "was no big deal compared to what I had when I was Governor 'Client 9'," said Spitzer

written by JAB, 12 January 2011
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More Elected Hippocrites

Dem rep urging 'civility' had called for Florida governor candidate to be shot.

written by Bureau, 12 January 2011
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You Need to Sacrifice Some

California's Governor Jerry Brown proposes 'painful to you, not me' budget cuts.

written by Bureau, 12 January 2011
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49 States Have Snow

Snow in 49 states including Hawaii... Florida only holdout. Many there are reporting some kind of "white rain".

written by Bureau, 12 January 2011
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Citizens Strike Back?

RI Gov. bans state employees from speaking on talk radio. Many who believe in freedom of speech plan to call in today.

written by Bureau, 12 January 2011
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NFL Bargaining Hold-Up

Players say NFL's 18-game proposal is major hitch. "Half of us are injured before 16 game season over now", says spokesman.

written by Bureau, 12 January 2011
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Good Timing

Marriott Hotels, Motels thinking about opening in many airport malls around the nation.

written by Bureau, 12 January 2011
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Most popular baby names in Australia

The most popular boys name was Noah, while, Omg topped girls names.

written by JAB, 12 January 2011
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Glockenspiel sales jump 16% in California

After radio station WKRAP in Los Angeles played a marathon of music by Indie band, Los Campesinos [check it out], glockenspiel sales have soared.

written by JAB, 12 January 2011
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Snooki Changing Name?

MTV's Snooki tired of her nickname. "I think Flopsy sounds a lot better."

written by Bureau, 12 January 2011
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Earliest Winery Discovered

Earliest known winery found in Armenian cave. "We thought there might be one here because of last weeks discovery of world's oldest rehab clinic", says group spokesman.

written by Bureau, 12 January 2011
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Tom Delay Sentenced to Three Years in Federal Prison

With time off for good behavior, he may just be out in time to influence the 2012 elections.

written by Charpa93, 12 January 2011
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No Jobs, More Stress

AP analysis: Jobs crisis pushes up economic stress. Somehow cannot see the connection.

written by Bureau, 12 January 2011
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Gun Sales in Arizona Up!

Jump in Arizona handgun checks follow shootings. Also, jump in number of handgun sales.

written by Bureau, 12 January 2011
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Russia Blames Flight Crew

Russia blames Polish crew in Kaczynski air crash. Also, everything else bad that happens there.

written by Bureau, 12 January 2011
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Tunisian interior minister sacked

Tunisian interior minister has been sacked...thrown into river close-by.

written by Bureau, 12 January 2011
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Ass-Buster Heads North

Northeast shouldering snow that crippled South. Most were crippled by falling on their ass.

written by Bureau, 12 January 2011
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Celebrity Tweet: David Beckham (2)

Harry Rednapp asked me what number I want on my shirt when I play for Spurs. My lucky number is 7 (Aaron Lennon's) so instead I will have 7 times 7 which is 77

written by Mikethelad, 12 January 2011
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A Piece of History Destroyed

A Piece of History Destroyed in Utah. Luckily, it wasn't a very well known piece.

written by Bureau, 12 January 2011
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Celebrity Tweet: Roman Abramovitch (2)

BBC asked if they can send a camera crew with me for a year on my boat Eclipse as I travel the world. Series is to be called "Roman's Holidays" for BBC 4 HD

written by Mikethelad, 12 January 2011
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Actor Dave Nelson Dies

Actor David Nelson of famous TV family dies at 74. Dave won three Emmys for playing himself for 12-15 years.

written by Bureau, 12 January 2011
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Jackson Doc Receives Two Setbacks at Trial

Judge deals Jackson doc 2 setbacks with rulings: "Shut up and sit down!"

written by Bureau, 12 January 2011
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Celebrity Tweet: Victoria Beckham (2)

Alan Sugar tweeted me and asked if I want to take over from Karen Brady on The Apprentice. Agreed if we change programme name to "Sugar and Spice"

written by Mikethelad, 12 January 2011
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Hezbollah to Resign

Hezbollah plans to resign from Lebanese government. Maybe enforce their own government.

written by Bureau, 12 January 2011
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Two-Thirds Increase

Ill. faces 66 percent tax boost amid budget crisis. Businesses to lay off two-thirds of their employees to pay their share.

written by Bureau, 12 January 2011
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New Obese Ambulances

Boston debuts ambulance for obese patients. It will have a truck with flashing lights and a "Wide Load" in front and behind it as it travels down the Interstate.

written by Bureau, 12 January 2011
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Cross-Eyed Opossum

Cross-eyed opossum capturing the hearts of Germans. "If only we had this guy during the late 1930's instead of a mad dog", say many.

written by Bureau, 12 January 2011
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Staying Put

Census: Long-distance moves in US hit record low. "Better the devil you know that the one you-don't know!"

written by Bureau, 12 January 2011
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Less Moving About

Census: Long-distance moves in US hit record low. "No use moving south as it is heading this way", the most common answer.

written by Bureau, 12 January 2011
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Celebrity Tweet: Roman Abramovitch (I)

Met the Beckhams last night at the Bridge, said they both had low iQ's. Victoria thought it was a new product from Apple.

written by Mikethelad, 12 January 2011
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David Nelson Dead

Actor David Nelson of famous TV family dies at 74. David was Ricky Nelson's brother who snapped his fingers in the background during Ricky's songs, winning best supporting brother award.

written by Bureau, 12 January 2011
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Celebrity Tweet: David Beckham (1)

Vic tells me she's up the spout again, blamed me for poor ball control. Thought I got to the line and pulled it back, must have been mistaken.

written by Mikethelad, 12 January 2011
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Another NorthEast Blizzard

Major winter storm wallops U.S. Northeast. "I don't know what we have done to deserve this", states NYC Mayor Bloomberg. "But I apologize."

written by Bureau, 12 January 2011
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Celebrity Tweet: Victoria Beckham (1)

Dave introduced me to owner of Chelsea last night. Think his name was Roman Numerals, kept giving me a V sign. Think he wants us to have 5 kids

written by Mikethelad, 12 January 2011
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Chinese decide on new name for take-away

Chinese officials are to replace the words "Chinese Take Away" in China with "Take-Away". On the menu this week to "Take Away" are Google, Facebook, MySpace, VW, CNN, The Spoof, Ford, KKR.

written by Mikethelad, 12 January 2011
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French laugh at Chinese stealing industrial secrets

French secret service revealed today that the Chinese had stolen plans from Renault cars for the design of the first engine to run on Camembert cheese

written by Mikethelad, 12 January 2011
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Confusion at Soccer Ballon D'Or awards

At the Golden Boot awards in Geneva last night, Sepp Blatter, FIFA dictator announced the winner was Mr Messy. Roger Hargreaves author of Mr Men series was not present to collect the award

written by Mikethelad, 12 January 2011
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Tony Bennett and Amy Winehouse to record a Duet

Talks are under way for Bennett & Winehouse to record an album together, titled, "I Wanna Be Around to Pick Up the Pieces"

written by JAB, 12 January 2011
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Man Invents New Vinyl Siding!

The new siding is made from diamonds. The inventor says it will last "double forever" - whatever that means.

written by ESB, 12 January 2011
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Tickle Me Elmo Shocker!

He's not really ticklish but says he likes it when kids "touch me."

written by ESB, 12 January 2011
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New Awards Show!

The new show will honor the best of award shows.

written by ESB, 12 January 2011
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Princess Anne Tweet

V. pissed off Mummy says I can't wear trousers to Zara's wedding.

written by Catherine the Average, 12 January 2011
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California Bans Incandescent Light Bulbs

The Plastic Surgeon lobby pushed the California legislature into banning incandescent bulbs, citing job creation. CFLs radiate Geshrunken Rays, requiring women to undergo boob jobs every three years!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 12 January 2011
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President Obama Moves towards the Center

President Obama has issued an executive order allowing his and the administrations executive agency cabinet secretary's limonene drivers to use their right turn signals!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 12 January 2011
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Arab League Summit to be Moved

Insurgent threats, a lack of Baghdad hotel space & security considerations posed stiff challenges to Iraq's plans to host the annual Arab League meeting. The meeting is being moved to Tel Aviv Israel!





written by Philbert of Macadamia, 12 January 2011
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Noise in the System

In the 21st Century, telecommunications is instantaneous. However, as previous with drums, smoke signals, the telegraph and radio/TV "garbage in, still equal's garbage out!"

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 12 January 2011
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Banned by Liberals

The "only our speech is free" advocates of the loony far left again have their underwear in a knot. They want words or political speech these loons find offensive or don't agree with banned!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 12 January 2011
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Speech That Incites

Crazy Environmentalists blame global warming for snow storms, acne and hemorrhoids. This speech incites people to uncontrollably throw up or roll on the floor hysterically with pangs of laughter!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 12 January 2011
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Whatever Happened to Prudent Precautions?

A criminal background check is required to buy a hand gun, but no mental health check. Privacy concerns are cited in the latter case, but it's OK for liberals to advocate banning all hand guns!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 12 January 2011
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Political Rhetoric

Notice the new Democratic liberal left rhetoric (BULLSHIT) namely bipartisanism, cut spending and look out for the American taxpayers! Where you guys been for the last two years and $3 trillion ago?

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 12 January 2011
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A Fairy Tale

"Mary had a little lamb," but animal rights activists have lodged a complaint with the USDA that Mary was eating un-inspected lamb!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 12 January 2011
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Political Symbols

Some Democratic lawmakers want certain symbols banned from political discourse, which may incite people. Let's start with the jackasses in the Democratic Party!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 12 January 2011
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Nuts Begat Nuts

President Obama signs a waiver allowing high strength DDT to be used on the Westboro Baptist Church members, if they try to picket the funeral of the nine year old girl killed in Arizona!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 12 January 2011
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Remind You of Someone

VP Biden assured Afghanistan's President Karzai the USA will not abandon the country after 2014. The VP also indicated he will have plenty of spare time in 2013 to come himself and build houses!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 12 January 2011
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Just Asking

The N word has been removed from a new addition of Huckleberry Finn (Mark Twain). Is classic Shakespeare next to be abridged? What about all those bare boobs in classic museum paintings?

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 12 January 2011
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Compensation

Have you or a loved one sky-dived using Acme Co. parachutes? You may be entitled to compensation if the parachute didn't open and you smashed into a concrete parking lot. Call 1-800-IGO-SPLAT now!



written by Philbert of Macadamia, 12 January 2011
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Far Left Wing Nuts Political Agenda

FLWN: Ft. Hood shootings were the work of a lone Muslim gunman not associated with any Islamic terrorists! SAME FLWN: Arizona shootings Sarah Palin, Rush Limbaugh and the Tea Party are responsible!



written by Philbert of Macadamia, 12 January 2011
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Kinky Contributes

After MSNBC Matthews Cites Radio Stars Mark Levin, Michael Savage As Reason For AZ Shooting, Texan Kinky Friedman asks: "Can't we all get along, Little Doggy?"

written by Bureau, 12 January 2011
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"You're Great, but You Can't Sing"

Less nasty, more nice in revamped 'AMERICAN IDOL' after MNBC Matthews remarks.

written by Bureau, 12 January 2011
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MSNBC Matthews Cites Radio Stars as Cause of Shootings

MSNBC Matthews Cites Radio Stars Mark Levin, Michael Savage As Reason For AZ Shooting as political points being made while they're hot.

written by Bureau, 12 January 2011
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RI Governor

SILENCE: RI Gov. bans state employees from speaking on talk radio. Is TheSpoof next?

written by Bureau, 12 January 2011
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Clinton:Need to Keep Yaps Shut!

BILL CLINTON: "'We need to be careful about things we say..like, 'I did not have sex with that woman' cost Al Gore the Presidency."

written by Bureau, 12 January 2011
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RI Governor A Dictator?

SILENCE: RI Gov. bans state employees from speaking on talk radio. Even after Constitution rad only days ago, Freedom of Speech going out the window?

written by Bureau, 12 January 2011
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