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Strange Signs

Prostitute Tolerant Zone sign seen in Leeds - "Humps for 500 yards".

written by grimbo, 09 February 2011
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Handbag Wielding Grandma to Receive an OBE

A 70-year-old grandmother of eight, is to receive an OBE for chasing away 20 robbers of a Northampton jewellery shop, with her handbag, last week. In this case, OBE stands for 'Old Bag Extraordinaire'.

written by IN SEINE, 09 February 2011
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Wanted: Handbag-weilding OAPs to join police forces worldwide

Handbag-wielding O.A.P.s are being recruited by Police Forces World-Wide after the video aired on youtube today- old lady single-handedly thwarted jewelry store robbery using her grit and her handbag.

written by Lady Godiva, 09 February 2011
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Amazing Dog!

Elderly woman falls at home and breaks hip! Miracle hero Labrador takes crap, licks balls!

written by David Woods, 09 February 2011
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Marathon Runner Is Virtually Bankrupt

Belgian marathon runner Steffaan Engels is virtually bankrupt after running 365 marathons in one year. He is thought to have spent the money on buying trainers every day @ €220 a pair.

written by IN SEINE, 09 February 2011
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If you think YOU are having a bad day...

Just think how the 6 bandidos armed with hammers are feeling after having their 'planned' jewelry heist thwarted by a 75 yr. old woman wielding a handbad. Talk about being embarassed.

written by Lady Godiva, 09 February 2011
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Whether forecast for Prince Charles

Slight chance of reign!

written by Lady Godiva, 09 February 2011
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Whether forecast for Queen Elizabeth

Reign, reign and more reign.

written by Lady Godiva, 09 February 2011
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Down in the dumps and feeling blue at Chelsea.

Chelsea's Didier Drogba says there's never been such a miserable mood at the club - February's always a grey depressing month in England Didier.The daffodils will soon be be out to cheer us all up.

written by Tommy Twinkle, 09 February 2011
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Plans to improve school dinners in Oldham?

Oldham(UK)want to charge any new takeaway food shop wanting to open up near a school £1000.Let's hope they spend it on
improving the school dinners!

written by Tommy Twinkle, 09 February 2011
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Fishy goings on in Birmingham!

Birmingham(UK)health officials have confused people by saying they want their fish'n'chip shops to sell healthier dishes.Do they want them to sell boiled fish'n'chips or stop selling fish completely?

written by Tommy Twinkle, 09 February 2011
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iConfess

A new app for the iphone has been launched today in the hopes of getting more Roman Catholics to confess. However, it is not as successful as Google because Google knows the truth and if we do the 10 Hail Mary's or not.

written by IN SEINE, 09 February 2011
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United Fan Found In Manchester

Manchester United officials were up in arms this morning after finding out a fan had walked to the Stadium and lived less than a mile away.Spokesman Ken said,'traditionally our fans are from London.'

written by Mr Goster, 09 February 2011
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Middle East flare up

A paper aeroplane has caused an international incident when it was thrown from Israel's West Bank over to Palestinian controlled territory. Both sides mobilised their paint bomb and flour'n'egg units.

written by whatinthe world, 09 February 2011
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Survey phobia

A recent survey has indicated that one in three people are sick of survey taking phone calls, one in four are sick of reading about surveys and half just want to throw up all over the place. Great!!

written by whatinthe world, 09 February 2011
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