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Reverend Al Sharpton Says Sarah Palin Is Severely Lacking In Geographical Smarts

Rev. Al Sharpton says one reason he never wants to see Sarah Palin as president of the USA is because of her lack of geographical knowledge she could end up bombing Iowa thinking it's Iran.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 06 February 2011
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Paris Hilton Turns Down The Role of Her Life!

Paris Hilton has turned down the opportunity to play herself in The Story of Paris Hilton - The Spoiled Little Rich Bitch. She stated that she just doesn't feel she'd be convincing in the role.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 06 February 2011
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Mike Tyson Vs. Naomi Campbell

Grambling University in order to raise money for scholarships is hoping to put on a celebrity wrestling match between Mike "The Lisper" Tyson and Naomi "The Employee Beater" Campbell.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 06 February 2011
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Anderson Cooper Has Scratched Egypt Off His Vacation List

Anderson Cooper says that he is so traumatized after his altercation in Cairo, Egypt that he never wants to hear the words pyramid, camel, or Cleopatra again.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 06 February 2011
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Two Good Reasons Why Demi Moore Has Agreed Not To Divorce Ashton Kutcher

Ashton "The Alley Cat" Kutcher says his wife Demi Moore agreed not to divorce him after he promised that he will never flirt with another woman nor ever mention her intimate cellulite again.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 06 February 2011
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Mole Climbs Mountain

Experienced adventurer,Maurice Harpsichord,57 made history today when he and his pet mole Phil climbed Everest.He said 'We've slayed a mountain,me and my mole Phil.'

written by Mr Goster, 06 February 2011
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Obama and Palin To Marry

The world was dumfounded today as President Obama took Sarah Palin as his new bride. Pharoah said:

"This is a time for change. Now I am both Pharoah and President, I can do as i please. Yes i can."

written by Masheded, 06 February 2011
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Man Eats Lion In Role Reversal

Roles were reversed at a barbecue in Kenya when a man had some lion steak.

written by Mr Goster, 06 February 2011
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Schwarzenegger Proud

Arnold Schwarzenegger says he is proud of the job he did as governor of California and his performance will be judged by history. And robotic cyborgs from the future.

written by Jeff Brone, 06 February 2011
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Sumo wrestlers too fat!

Fat Sumo wrestlers are becoming too fat because they are being over-loaded with corrupt dollars betting syndicates. Japan want suitable replacements and the US obese male population seem perfect!

written by Jaggedone, 06 February 2011
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Man Utd devoured by pack of hungry "Wolves"!

Being a multi-millioniare footy player means nothing if you enter a "Wolves" den with the attitude of a sacrificial lamb, United fitted that bill and were devoured, rightly so!

written by Jaggedone, 06 February 2011
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Mubarak resigns

President Hosni Mubarak, of Egypt, has agreed to stand down immediately from the top job, er, the Presidency. He says he wants to perform with Club Eros, a travelling sex act based in Amsterdam.

written by whatinthe world, 06 February 2011
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Sting feels the Prince's barb

His Royal Highness, Charles, Prince of Wales, has refused overtures to grant a knighthood to rock star Sting. "Absolutely no f...ing way, end of story" was the Prince's reply. Que sera sera, Gordon.

written by whatinthe world, 06 February 2011
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Johnny 'Wadd" Holmes' Penis Still Dead & Buried!

LA Corner refutes claim the member resides in a private collection maintained in a pickle jar in the UK by Entertainment Columnist Skoob1999 as a
'conversation piece' at the Oasis Bar & Grill.

written by Morse, 06 February 2011
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Catholic Bishop Confused After Discussing Annulment with Chelsea Clinton!

Asked if she had ever had sex with her husband, Chelsea requested a definition of the word 'sex' in the non biblical sense, which caused the Gobsmacked priest to exclaim, "well, I'll be buggered!"

written by Morse, 06 February 2011
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Brits Learn EU Human Rights Justices Have No Experience!

1 sold hot dogs, 1 had a shoe shine stand, 1 was a Wal Mart Greeter, 2 were block wardens at council housing, and 5 others had never been employed.
EU says choices support "minority justice."

written by Morse, 06 February 2011
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Ho Hum. Anna Chapman Tweets: Don't Trust Obama!

Brits find out later he gave all their ballistic missile secrets to Russia during Party Meeting with Putin in exchange for two US spies to be released at a later date.

written by Morse, 06 February 2011
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John Hinckley Gets Driver's License!

Reagan shooter now driving new black girl friend and former mental patient around downtown NYC during furloughs as he practices for audition for Spike Jones remake of "Drivin' Ms. Daisy."

written by Morse, 06 February 2011
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Dave Cameron Not Happy With His Kids!

"...not to put too fine a point onnit,"he said," they're NIT-WITS and watch too much telly!" Treatment for head lice continues at NHS into next year.

written by Morse, 06 February 2011
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The Ears Have it!

Jean Luc Picard reveals Prince Charles and Barry Obama share same inter galactic Ferenghis genes!

written by Morse, 06 February 2011
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Donald Trump Launches Suit against Justin Bieber!

Claims Kid is not his 'hair apparent" and stole his copyrighted forward comb over!

written by Morse, 06 February 2011
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Ed Miliband Does TV Commercial for Lip Balm Product!

Lizard Lips meets Chapstick!

written by Morse, 06 February 2011
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Alex Reid's Take on Life Without Wife Katie!

Priceless!

written by Morse, 06 February 2011
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Amen

Liberal Democrats build a white cathedral in Washington DC, to be known as the Progressive Church of Perpetual Spending. Pastor Obama has been hired!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 06 February 2011
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Buy USA

Prisoner on death row files a lawsuit against a foreign made chemical being used in lethal injections. The last US supplier has discontinued the product! (You can't make this stuff up.)

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 06 February 2011
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Let's Hear it for Materialism

New group espouses living in a 400 sqft apartment, wearing second hand clothes, using no energy, not driving and eating only vegetables. Isn't this the definition of a third world country?

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 06 February 2011
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Absurd EPA Regulation

EPA proposes monitoring urine output of 300 million Americans each day to ensure harmful chemicals are not being flushed into rivers. Obtaining funding and needed personnel appears very difficult!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 06 February 2011
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Nothing Said about Cutting Govt. Spending

President Obama says government and business are responsible for the USA's future. Many Americans desire to give the president and the Democrats "the business" during the 2012 elections!




written by Philbert of Macadamia, 06 February 2011
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An Obama Political Supporter

The American ambassador to Luxembourg, a non-career diplomat, has quit after one year filled with personality conflicts, verbal abuse and questionable expenditures on travel, wine and liquor.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 06 February 2011
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Suicide Bomber Bowl

The Suicide Bomber Bowl will be televised from the middle of the Gobi Desert, where individuals will compete for scores between 1 and 10 just like figure skating. No sane human beings will be harmed!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 06 February 2011
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Financial Damage

Computer hackers are suspected of having done financial damage to the NASDAQ Stock Market in the last year, but less damage than the Obama administration has done in the last two years!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 06 February 2011
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More than Salmon is being Smoked

Democratic House Minority Leader Pelosi calls for a Salmon Czar. Just like three day old unrefrigerated salmon, this idea stinks!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 06 February 2011
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Regime Change by Nudging

The Obama administration, members of the Egyptian military and the civilian leadership are pursuing plans to nudge President Hosni Mubarak from power. An example of nudges, nudging a nudge from power!


written by Philbert of Macadamia, 06 February 2011
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So Be It

Egyptians have always honored their mummies, been involved in pyramid schemes but deserve to participate in freely selecting their government leadership pharaohs!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 06 February 2011
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Krispy Kreme Challenge in Raleigh NC

Charity Fund Raiser: Run for two miles, eat a dozen Krispy Kreme doughnuts & then run back along the same two miles. The food police prevented President Obama from participating, though he wanted to!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 06 February 2011
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Different Year, Same Old Obama

Obama administration allows limited collective bargaining rights for TSA screeners, not on security issues. Remember that when a TSA screener is "touching your junk!" (Senate may reverse decision.)



written by Philbert of Macadamia, 06 February 2011
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No More Czars

Republicans promise that when they control both Houses of Congress and the presidency in 2013, the word Czar will never be used again by the US Government!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 06 February 2011
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