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Nina Dobrev to present Scream Awards 2011 with Ian Somehalder

Nina Dobrev has revealed that she is to host the Scream Awards 2011 with Vampire Diaries co-star , Ian Somerhalder . She recently admitted that she is dating Ian , so all Nian fans are freaking out !!

written by KATIE4DAMON, 05 February 2011
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Posh Spice Pregnant!

" I cant wait to lose some weight, and get back into figure. I may even let somebody have the privilage of carrying the baby for me. For a price, of course"

Victorias dog refused to comment.

written by Masheded, 05 February 2011
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Cairo's Tahnir Square Prayers Disrupted: 2 Dead, Hundreds Evacuated

Friday prayer time in Tahnir Square, Cairo was disrupted by a single flatulent worshipper who caused the deaths of two people, hundreds had to make a quick exit.

written by IN SEINE, 05 February 2011
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Man In Paracetamol Overdose Feels Better

Great news this morning when a young man Rich Pickings,23,from Somerset attempted a paracetamol overdose but after two of the tablets felt a lot better.
'I feel fine' said Rich

written by Mr Goster, 05 February 2011
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Israel To Build New Settlements

To house the fleeing Middle-Eastern dictators who might come seeking asylum.

written by Hawking's Chair, 05 February 2011
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Doughnut Maker Fed Up of Hole Business

Master Baker Clive Battenburg is quitting his doughnut restaurant because he is sick and tired of the 'hole' business.
'People don't appreciate the skill involved in making holes any more' he said.

written by Mr Goster, 05 February 2011
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British Rail Ban Platform Shoes For Railway Workers

British Rail spokesman Chester Field this morning announced they are to ban all staff from wearing platform or stack heeled type shoes after a speight of ankle related injuries.'Flats only' he said.

written by Mr Goster, 05 February 2011
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Rasta Mouse Leaks Details On Twitter

Rasta Mouse was today accused of leaking sensitive information on twitter about troubles in Egypt. Rasta Mouse said:

"A'Bandu bloodclot gimme bloodfire. Ya' informa a'jester jah know"

written by Masheded, 05 February 2011
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Racist Demands An End To Thai-Cambodian Violence

"The fact that they're killing each other contradicts my superior theory that they all look alike. Clearly,they can tell the difference. We demand an end to this contradiction ASAP!"-Consummate Racist

written by ronin47empire, 05 February 2011
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US Relents, Offers To Throw Students In Jail

Tired of rants from the Indian MEA about human rights the US offered to remove the inhumane radio anklets from illegal immigrants posing as students,and throw them in a crowed jail full of gangbangers

written by ronin47empire, 05 February 2011
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Egyptian Tourist Reports Gathering of Thousands in Bangalore

Visiting Egyptian tourist reports "peaceful gathering of thousands" in Bangalore road, with people muttering against the government. Mayor asks him to, "Calm the fuck down,we call it a traffic jam".

written by ronin47empire, 05 February 2011
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Egypt: Protester Hit By Camel Toe

Search is on for the rest of the camel.

written by Hawking's Chair, 05 February 2011
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Concrete Rabbits' Feet thrown at Tahrir Square protestors...

as Mubarak begins 'Charm Offensive'

written by pinxit, 05 February 2011
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Ice and Snow in Dallas for Super Bowl Weekend

Rumors that the bad weather was sent there by the NY Jets, just because they didn't make it to the Super Bowl, are unfounded.

written by Gail Farrelly, 05 February 2011
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Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

Sarah Palin and Bristol Palin are hoping to trademark their names.

written by Gail Farrelly, 05 February 2011
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A Celebrity Breakup in Reverse?

Barbie and Ken may be getting back together. Oy!

written by Gail Farrelly, 05 February 2011
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So Long, It's Been Good to Know You

As Egyptian President Mubarak packs his bags, he channels Woody Guthrie.

written by Gail Farrelly, 05 February 2011
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