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Simple Simon suing 'someone'

Simple Simon is suing someone fro 'labelling' him as 'simple' but he is so stoopid, he doesn't know who to go to to help him out. Any village idiots out there willing to give him a hand?

written by Lady Godiva, 27 February 2011
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Last Bender Wins Razzie

The Razzie Award for the worst film - which competes with the Oscars - has gone to....I've lost the envelope..here it is THE LAST BENDER. It is the tail of a gay man disappearing into a pink mist.

written by j.w., 27 February 2011
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Peter Pumpkin eater, arrested

Peter, Peter Pumpkin eater arrested for unlawful confinement of wife in pumpkin shell. He is also charged with vegetable abuse.

written by Lady Godiva, 27 February 2011
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It's raining, it's pouring

It's raining, it's pouring but the old man ain't snoring. He's wearing his CPAP mask, much to the delight of his wife.

written by Lady Godiva, 27 February 2011
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Doctor Foster to give Gloucester another try

Dr Foster has decided to give Gloucester another try. After stepping into a puddle right up to his middle many years ago he's bought a pair of green hip-waders and is set to make the journey tomorrow.

written by Lady Godiva, 27 February 2011
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Breast milk made ice cream latest rage in London!

A clever entrepeneur has opened an ice cream salon with the ice cream being made solely from rejected breast milk, he's called it "Boob Deluxe", lonely, wanking Dads are his best customers!

written by Jaggedone, 27 February 2011
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Andrew Woos Gaddafi

In an attempt to solve the Libyan problem Prince Andrew is holding out an Olive Branch. 'If you leave Libya to BP, Colonel, I will get you and your family invited to the wedding of William and Kate.'

written by j.w., 27 February 2011
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Tony Blair Pelted With Eggs

2 men and 2 women are being sought after Tony Blair was pelted with eggs at a book signing in Belfast.

At the time of going to press, 3,500 people had claimed responsibility.

written by grimbo, 27 February 2011
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Obama Sets February 31st Deadline for Troop Withdraw

Critics say deadline is "impossible to meet".

written by Adam Click, 27 February 2011
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Colin Firth?

Of ignoble birth!

written by queen mudder, 27 February 2011
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Justin Beiber?

Should eat more fibre...

written by queen mudder, 27 February 2011
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