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Anderson Cooper Attacked

CNN is reporting that Cooper was punched and thrown to the ground in Cairo today after being mistaken for Julian Assange by Pro-Mubarak mob.

written by Sexpanther, 02 February 2011
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God don't like Aussies, that's a fact!

God is proving that Australians are not his favourite race of people by battering them now with a cyclone + horrendous floods. Maybe it has something to do with those naughty doings of Brit convicts?

written by Jaggedone, 02 February 2011
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CNN's Anderson Cooper Attacked in Egypt

Cooper was pushed and shoved and hit in the head several times. Fired blabber mouth Keith Olbermann was seen quickly leaving the scene.

written by JAB, 02 February 2011
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State Dept. Issues Traveler's Guide on Egypt

Deflecting criticism of its handling of the Egyptian crisis, the State Dept. warned US citizens to stay away from chariot races, the parting of the Red Sea, falafel and saying Holy Moses!

written by JAB, 02 February 2011
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Top Gear hates Mexico, but love tequila!

The Top Gear team lead by Jermey Clarkson have told the world why they hate Mexico and promptly were accused of racism? Well after all Top Gear is only watchable after a bottle of tequila anyway!

written by Jaggedone, 02 February 2011
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Israel threatens Egypt

Israel has threatened to tell Egypts Mummy if it does not stop throwing stones.

written by armfeetandtoe, 02 February 2011
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Madonna Buys African Village

Breaking news,still sexy singer Madonna has gone the whole nine yards and bought a full village in Burkino Faso, Africa.She quipped 'It's gonna be cool,now all my friends can have celebrity babies.'

written by Mr Goster, 02 February 2011
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Six more Months of Sarah Ferguson

After seeing her shadow,the Duchess of York has decided to become a spokeswoman for Weight Watchers again.

written by JAB, 02 February 2011
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Canadian City Wants to Change its Name

In an attempt to capitalize on the media attention over WikiLeaks,Winnipeg,Manitoba wants to change the name of its city to Wikipeg.

written by JAB, 02 February 2011
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Fat Scientists Say Obesity is All In Genes

LONDON - Scientists have found out that obesity is all in genes. The scientists massed (NOT WEIGHED) between 90-140kg, and the results are welcome for many who have been hurt at the bullying.

written by Inhopeless, 02 February 2011
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Toulouse Lautrec's Physical Challenge

In France until the 1860's it was illegal to be taller than 5 feet 2".Famous French Short Arse Toulouse Lautrec was the last to be born before the height ban was lifted and luckily was only 5ft 1".

written by Mr Goster, 02 February 2011
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Aussie Cyclone - US freeze

Climate extinguishes the Ashes in Australia as a Cyclone is expected. America forgets Egypt in a snow freeze at home. These weather patterns will occur more frequently unless we pull our socks up.

written by j.w., 02 February 2011
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Blake Lively tops AskMen's 'Most Desirable' list

Changes surname to Lovely.

written by Juvenal Delinquent, 02 February 2011
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Now That's Cold

In Entertainment news,it was so cold last night in New York that the Empire Theater's adaptation of Swan Lake actually froze.

written by Mr Goster, 02 February 2011
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Egypt Exodus

Israel have sent in Moses to extract ex-pats and tourists back from riot torn Egypt. The operation is expected to take forty years.

written by IainB, 02 February 2011
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Jesus sees his shadow

Signaling six more weeks until the apocalypse.

written by Juvenal Delinquent, 02 February 2011
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Egyptologists debate Mubarak's pharaonic nickname

Invoking Egypt's dynastic past, the names have been narrowed down to: King Mubarakhenaten, Heavehotep, Snafu, Fubar, Da-Nile, and Kaput. Polling will take place soon to determine the winner.

written by Juvenal Delinquent, 02 February 2011
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Bush's Daughter Endorses Gay Marriage

Jenna Bush, daughter of President George W. Bush, claims, "It had nothing to do with accidentally seeing my father in his tighty whities."

written by JAB, 02 February 2011
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Obama Administration Offers Mubarak a Way to Leave 'Gracefully'

According to sources President Hosni Mubarak has been promised a bit part in a made for television movie, Mummy Dearest if he agrees to step down now.

written by JAB, 02 February 2011
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Jerry Seinfeld photographed picking his nose

Jerry was photographed 'picking his nose' in famed Plastic Surgeon,U.Vontitigifit's, office. Jerry picked a much smaller nose and will be revealing on Oprah soon.All audience members will get one too.

written by Lady Godiva, 02 February 2011
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Aubergine Underwood (Obo)) fundraising to buy new pet for NMC

Spoof writer Aubergine Underwood, known to her close friends as 'Obo' is fundraising to buy a new pet haggis for friend Spoofer, Nae Mair Crap. Donations to be sent directly to the Spoof offices.

written by Lady Godiva, 02 February 2011
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Nae Mair Crap mourning death of pet haggis

Nae Masir Crap, Spoof Writer, is today mourning the death of her pet haggis 'Jock'. A memorial service is to be held in the living room of Susan Boyle's new house in Blackburn on Valentine's day.

written by Lady Godiva, 02 February 2011
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Armfeetandtoe had a breakdown today

Armfeetandtoe broke down on the M1 motorway this morning. He'd forgotten to rek-charge his mobile phone so stood beside his car wiggling his famous 'crack' until he was arrested and his car towed.

written by Lady Godiva, 02 February 2011
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Frankie The J gets a papercut

Frankie The J received a 'paper cut' whilst exercising on a STATIONERY BIKE this morning.

written by Lady Godiva, 02 February 2011
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Biggest winter storm in Southern Ontario in 3 yrs.

The biggest snowstorm isto h it Port Dover,S.Ontario,at precisely 8:07 pm. It will reach the village of Fairground (where Lady G. works) by 12:27 a.m. SNOWDAY! CHALLENGE:Find Fairground on a map.

written by Lady Godiva, 02 February 2011
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