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Guv Brings Out the Big Weapons

The Governor of Wisconsin threatens to call Brett Favre back to quarterback Green Bay unless union protesters leave.

written by Bureau, 17 February 2011
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Dems Run Away From Voting

Gov. Walker calls on Dems to return, vote. "Quit acting like a bunch of wimps, you bunch of wimps!"

written by Bureau, 17 February 2011
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Dems Escape to Illinois

Senate Democrats found-at a resort in Illinois. Guess who's paying the bill?

written by Bureau, 17 February 2011
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Cheeseheads Lead Wisconsin Protest

Security remains shaky in Egypt after revolt. Same for Cheeseheads in Wisconsin.

written by Bureau, 17 February 2011
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Workshy Turn To Crime?

Life on benefits is no longer an option': Biggest welfare shake-up in 60 years will end system that rewards the workshy: Cameron.

written by Bureau, 17 February 2011
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Big Alice Gang Taking Over

Scourge of the girl gangs: Teenagers led by "Big Alice" caught on CCTV as they attack shop's owner who had asked them to leave

written by Bureau, 17 February 2011
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Seinfeld's "Uncle" Dead at 88

Recurring 'Seinfeld' Guest Star Len Lesser Passes Away at 88. Nancy Pelosi blames the Bush Administration.

written by Bureau, 17 February 2011
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Hillary Pledges 150 Million

Hillary Clinton: US Pledges 150 Million For Egypt! Asks China to write them a check.

written by Bureau, 17 February 2011
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Obama Can't Make Budget Promises

Geithner: Obligations in President's Budget 'Unsustainable'. "Especially the part about the moon and stars

written by Bureau, 17 February 2011
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Quakes In Arkansas

Arkansas towns feel unexplained surge in earthquakes as over 10,000 cars fall off concrete blocks.

written by Bureau, 17 February 2011
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Huge Solar Flares!

Huge solar flare jams radio, satellite signals...Pelosi blames George Bush!

written by Bureau, 17 February 2011
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The No-Touchables

Social Security/Medicare/Medicaid: 57% of Budget, 0% Cuts. Sound you heard was dollar dropping!

written by Bureau, 17 February 2011
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2011: Year of the Protests

Protests swell to 25,000 people at Wis. Capitol as Democrats flee to Egypt.

written by Bureau, 17 February 2011
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Mubarak Failing Fast

Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak said today that he will stay in power for six more months. Doctors at his bedside say that yesterday he was apparently talking to King Tut.


written by Bureau, 17 February 2011
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PBS Gets Help

In order to help should all the funding from congress drop for PBS, the History Channel has donated over 20,000 hours of Hitler films to make up for the lost shows.

written by Bureau, 17 February 2011
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Bad Dog! Baaaad Dog!

"Kim Dog Il", North Korea's first entry ever at the Westminster dog show has failed to make the finals. Kim went back home today to meet his fate.

written by Bureau, 17 February 2011
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Reports Getting Weirder By The Month

Jobless claims rise 25,000 last week according to official reports, although the unemployment rate went down. Somebody's lying.

written by Bureau, 17 February 2011
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Machines Taking Over?

Machines beat us at our own game: What can we do? Nothing, according to sci-fi writer, Hal 9000.

written by Bureau, 17 February 2011
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Hackers Accused

US Treasury blames hackers for employees finding spit all over their computer keyboards.

written by Bureau, 17 February 2011
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US Unemployment Jumps

Unemployment benefits jump to 410,000, even though President Obama claims many new jobs being created. Must be for counting the unemployed.

written by Bureau, 17 February 2011
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Machines Taking Over

Machines beat us at our own game: What can we do? "You mean what can YOU do? Hee Hee Hee!

written by Bureau, 17 February 2011
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Big Solar Flare

Huge solar.......flare jams radio, satellite........signals: according to NA...SA!

written by Bureau, 17 February 2011
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Lied About WMD in Iraq

Iraqi defector admits lying about Weapons of Mass Destruction claims. Also, faked flood in Nashville after arriving here.

written by Bureau, 17 February 2011
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"Get Outa My Face!"

Wisconsin Senate to vote on anti-onion bill. Sorry, that should have been anti-union bill.

written by Bureau, 17 February 2011
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Anti-Protest Protest in Cairo

Anti-protest protest group demand that they be recognized as the official protest group in Cairo.

written by Bureau, 17 February 2011
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Uncle Leo Dead at 88

Seinfeld's Uncle Leo dies; also actor Len Lesser who was 88 year's old. Abe Vigoda says "I'll miss the kid."

written by Bureau, 17 February 2011
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Aretha On Diet

Aretha Franklin talks return to stage, diet change. "I do need to drop a pound or 200", she admits.

written by Bureau, 17 February 2011
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Protesters Continue Protests

Bahrain protest crackdown video Reuters. Protests in Bahrain
Related: Thousands of Yemenis protest nationwide, Bob Dylan songs from sixties being played in different languages.

written by Bureau, 17 February 2011
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Rainbow Drops Made From Real Rainbows

Those lovely sweets from our childhood, Rainbow Drops have been voted 'Best Value For Money Sweet Of the Year' for the 17th year running.It's official,they do last all day.

written by Mr Goster, 17 February 2011
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Mint Imperials-Humbug!

Mint Imperials are imposter sweets! They aren't even mint,just pure sugar.And Imperial? Regal and Magnificent?
I don't think so.Stick to the real deal with minty sweets and have a humbug.

written by Mr Goster, 17 February 2011
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Suck On A Fisherman's Friend

We all love to suck a Fisherman's Friend.Lancashire's most famous sweet is enjoying a comeback but did you know until 1937 when Health & Safety stepped in, they were actually made out of Fisherman!

written by Mr Goster, 17 February 2011
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One of Poland's Greatest Inventions

A group of Polish scientists have just invented the world's first invisible stealth bomber.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 17 February 2011
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Paris Hilton Was Asked What Type of Music She Likes

She replied that she pretty much likes all kinds of music just as long as it has notes.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 17 February 2011
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It's The Best Thing 'Since' Sliced Bread

Okay, so what's the best thing after sliced bread.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 17 February 2011
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A Confused Overweight Woman Went To See Her Gynecologist

She was not sure if she should go on the Fat Chance Diet or the Slim Chance Diet.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 17 February 2011
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Sticks and Stones Can Break Your Bones

But why would anyone even remotely think that words could break your bones?

written by Abel Rodriguez, 17 February 2011
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These Are All Signs

Scientists connect global warming to extreme rain, riots in Egypt and Justin Bieber not winning a Grammy last Sunday night.

written by Bureau, 17 February 2011
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